Hey its been a while since I've written another chapter but my friend and all of her writing prowess has inspired me so here it Goes! DATTEBAYO! ---Sorry naru
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Yes were were we? Oh well Lets continue---
Gaara sat content sitting in his tree, admiring naruto's handy work of setting various buildings ablaze, snuggling with his Kermit the frog puppet Kankuro made for him when he accidentally crushed his prized teddy with his Ubr Sand kewlness
"Oh Kanky-Onii Chan, I love my wittle Kermmie!! " Gaara squealed
"Uhhh Gaara can we go home now I think I have some bugs crawling up my ass and Temari is really wigging out…" Kankuro mumbled
"OI who's the Kazekage here?!"
"OHHH MR DARSEY ID LOVES SOME MORE KRUMPETS!!!" Temari Shouted to a passer by as large amounts of foam dribbled down her shirt
"Gaara I think Temari needs some medical attention she may be allergic to the bark we've been eating…"
"SHE WILL EAT THE BARK AND LIKE IT AND CALL ME GARRA-SAMMA THE FRIKEN AMAZEING!!!"
'I hate my life…" Kankuro mumbled
"YEAH HOWS IT FEEL BITCH?!" Gaara Shouted in response to Kankuro's mumbling
Naruto came back from a long day of burning and anarchy spreading and he was pooped
He came to the door and realizing he never had any pants on the whole day and still had his Mr. Walrus Hat on.
"Yawn wow I'm so tired …being a pimp takes its toll I guess... he checked his article of clothing and realized he didn't have his house key.
"Crap… Well good thing I have a ninjutsu that will take care of all of this! Dattebayo!"
He gathered up his chakra
"Kagebushin No jutsu!" he yelled
Three clones appeared and they nodded to each other
"Fuuma Shuriken!!" he yelled
He held up his 'Goblet of rock" and went medieval on that Bastard door….
But he forgot that Hinata was still in there making herself right at home…
Oh snap
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Yes well I THINK Onii-Chan means brother, or big brother it could be nii-san i'm sorry I don't speak Japanese so plz don't yell at me