Maximum Ride is property of James Patterson. Kisha Reaper and Deveann are property of me. Kumali is property of Jwan.

Well then... 3 reviews hours after I post. I'm really beginning to like this fic. (still listening to Papa Roach) So then, you guys really wanna get to the FM stuff? You're going to have to go through some brutal DK (Deveann x Kisha) first. I'm sorry. Kisha's my OC and just about a week before this fic starts she gets her first kiss (first kiss at 16 or 17... whatever; that's just the way my characters are). I need to squeaze in some of this stuff! Plus, I think you'll really learn to love this couple! As for Iggy x Kumali... (Jwan throws various objects at Maria) KIDDING! Just kidding! You'll like them, too... maybe... (gets hit with shoe)

(Next Day)

Kumali's POV

It was Christmas Eve! I had no work! Niether did Fang, Iggy, Max, or Kisha. (They all have jobs. The only ones I know are Kisha works at Hot Topic and hates it and Kumali works at a library) Deveann on the other hand... All the kids were at Libby Lu no doubt making fun of him while Kisha and I were picking up lunch for everyone. Max and the others were still asleep and you know what they say, let sleeping dogs lie. We arrived at Libby Lu at a quarter till 12:00 P.M. (Pfft! Deveann works at Libby Lu! Ha ha ha! The guy with a gun wears a pink boa and does the macarina every day! Ha ha ha! I draw him all the time and my friends say he's hot! Libby Lu! I'm so evil! Ha ha! Ah... I'm okay now.)

"Where's Devon?" (that's how Deveann's boss thinks it's spelled) Kisha asked his boss.

"He's changing into his uniform"

"Thanks!" Kisha walked over to the "locker room" door and kicked it open. "COVER UP ANYTHING YA DON'T WANT SEEN!" She hollered.

"KISHA!" Deveann shrieked. The kids began to giggle but I wasn't so sure.

"Is she allowed to do that?" I asked Deveann's boss.

"Who cares?" She chuckled and walked off.

"Hey! Doctor Elf Ears! Come in here!" Kisha called. I sighed and walked in.

"What?" I asked, partially disgruntled. Kisha pointed to the bandages wrapped around Deveann's abdomen.

"Shouldn't this have healed by now?" She asked.

"He doesn't heal as fast as you do." I told Kisha.

"I know but still..." Kisha sighed heavily. "Open your mouth." She told him.

"Aaah." He opened up wide.

"Toothbrush and toothpaste, ever heard of 'em? I'm not examining your teeth until you use them. For now..." She reached into her purse and pulled out a mint.

"Do you just bring candy, gum, and mints where ever you go?"I asked.

"Uh huh. Want a snickers?" Kisha pulled a brush out next.

"No thanks..." I said hesitantly.

"What's the brush for?" Deveann asked.

"Guess." Kisha pulled it through his ratted hair.

"OW! Leggo!"

"It's for your own good!" She pulled it through again.

"Stop it!"

"Quit squirming!"

"My hair's fine!"

"Obviously not if it hurts this much!"

"You two!" I yelled. "Why doesn't Deveann just wash his hair when we get to the hotel? Then you can brush it."

"I don't have shampoo or conditioner, though."

"I do!" Kisha chimed.

"Yeah, but yours smells like candy."

"What's wrong with the way I smell?"

"Nothing, when it's on you. I'm a guy. I don't want people to start eating my hair."

"No one eats my hair, Deveann." She scoffed.

"You do." Deveann chuckled.

"Oh, shut up! I"ll just buy you Axe or whatever crap you guys like!" Kisha stomped out of the room.

"Deveann, she's really just trying to help." I sighed.

"Help me do what?" He tucked his brown wings in and used a belt to hold them closer to his back.

"Live a normal life."

"I can't live a normal life." He put on a pink shirt with the Libby Lu logo on it.

"Neither can she, even if she didn't have wings she wouldn't have a normal life."

"Stop it." He grunted.

"Stop what?" I was confused. Wasn't I just scolding him?

"Stop acting like you know everything about her, you don't. You can't go inside her head and see what she's thinking." (Deveann can go inside people's minds)

"Well, if you know so much about her why don't you treat her better?"

"I was just joking around, she'll get over it." He walked out out of the door. "Agh!" I turned to see what happened. "Why did you do that?!" Deveann was rubbing pink lipstick off his cheek.

"Mistletoe." Kisha pointed to the plant hanging above them. "I decided to be subtle." She'd had her revenge

"You call that subtle?" I laughed and walked out of the "locker room."

"More subtle than Deveann." She sneered.

"True, very true. I'm pure." I smiled sitting next to our Steak & Shake bag.

"I would be." Kisha sat next to me and shot Deveann a death glare.

"Sorry...sheesh." Deveann took his place behind a counter.

"What are they talking about?" Nudge asked me.

"Nothing." I replied.

Sorry, I have to go to bed soon, I would've gone on. A lot of the time they're talking about my bloody love scene. Because it is 6 pages worth of word I will just give you a summary. Kisha runs away, Deveann goes after her, Eraser (with spear) finds them, stabs them through like kabobs. Kisha lay, on the verge of tears with Deveann's limp body on top of her. The others find her and get Deveann to a hospital. After Deveann is all patched up Kisha started hacking up blood. Then (goodness knows why) Deveann kisses her... while her mouth is finely coated with blood. (ew, right?) Anyhoo, that's the bloody love scene, the butt of many a joke.

I'll get to the FM stuff soon! I promise! Please Review!