LP: If you think I own Eyeshield 21, you're a stupid head!

Day three. Sena didn't wake up till this vicious raving mad monk--err, Monta, came careening into his room, leaping on the bed and...well he sounded a lot like a howler monkey, not that Sena would ever admit it to his friend.

After a few groggy moments of rubbing his eyes he managed to sit up. Turned out his mother had let Monta in to stop him from disturbing breakfast. It seemed to have worked, only Sena was bothered by his best friend. He smiled faintly at Monta, well as best he could in the morning. The smile fell though when Monta grabbed his arm and started pulling on him.

"C'mon Sena! We got training!" he said, doing a silly pose to show just how much energy he had in the morning. Seeing him so hyper just seemed to drain all of whatever energy Sena had right out of him. He fell back a little, his smiled weakening. He was still tired...and it was early by his clock. He glanced at it and slowly raised a brow. Quite early at that. He rubbed his eyes a few more times and stared blankly. He didn't remember that they had practice...usually he remembered if they had morning practice and he usually set his alarm for it. He certainly didn't forget that often...partly because the monk--Monta wake-up call was none too pleasant compaired to the screaming of his alarm. (I'm sorry if you're a huge Monta fan, don't think I hate him just because I think he's loud and obnoxious. I still think he's funny as all hell. Like Taki...ahh, gotta love the idiots)

As if reading Sena's mind, Monta perked and grinned. "Yea, Hiruma changed it last night, he sent out a call to everyone last night, I guess you must've missed it," he looked thoughtful a moment before his expression darkened. "I wonder who he had to threaten to change hours last minute..." he said slowly. He shook off the dark look just as fast as he had the thoughtful one, neither really being too much up his alley. "Weird he didn't call you though..." he paused and his eyes widened in horror. "He must think you don't need as much training as the rest of us!" he said in a saddened tone. "AHH!! Unfair max!!"

By the time Monta had finished his quick little mood swings, Sena was changed and ready to go. "I highly doubt that," he murmured, flushing a little. He went to his night stand to turn off his alarm but saw a small note, his eyes widening as he read it. He quickly crumpled it and tossed it in his waste basket. Monta was too intent on his freak out to notice. Would've been nice to see that note before Monta had come. He smiled at his friend. Somehow he had the feeling that if Monta saw that note he would realize that Hiruma had been over and would assume something horribly silly that would make them both think he was an idiot. Knowing Monta he would probably be afraid that Sena had a new best friend in Hiruma, probably not realizing it was Hiruma he was talking about, not Kurita or someone...well...nice. Actually though...Sena had to wonder what his relationship with Hiruma was. Friends? Team mates? Well, he could think more on that later, Monta had noticed Sena had stopped moving and was ready to go, poor Sena was already being half pulled out of his house.

And so after a quick dash back inside the house they were off. (Monta had pulled Sena out before Sena could get his lunch) Once again they were off racing to school, once more Sena was. But they both knew he would. He wouldn't be much use to the team otherwise.

They arrived at school, Monta having to take a few minutes to catch up. They laughed as they walked into the club house but the mirth ended in curiosity. Everyone was sitting around Hiruma's laptop, all with their hands to their mouths to hold back the laughter.

"You're late," Hiruma stated, snapping his gum in annoyance. He gave up his seat to grab a football, leaving room for Sena and Monta to shuffle in and see what was so funny. Monta burst out laughing immidiatly and fell over, holding his sides at the sight. Sena on the other hand flushed a new shade that even he hadn't thought possible. He had to slap a hand over his mouth to keep himself from making a rather amusing but embarasing sound. His eyes snapped to Hiruma with a look that just pleaded 'How could you do this to me?'. Hiruma seemed to understand since he simply smirked and shrugged. "You were late."

Kuroki was the first smart ass to look aruond at Sena with an evil looking grin, of course not as bad as Hiruma's. "Who woulda thought you had the legs for a skirt that short." the comment got snickers from around the room.

Hiruma cocked a brow at him. "Well since you like those skirts so much you three can join him today after school. The more the merrier," he said, writing something down in his little black book.

"Hah?"

"Hah?!"

"HAH?!?"

A smothered giggle was skattered around the room, everyone had to cover their mouths in an attempt to stiffle the laughter buildling at the horrible situation. Sadly Monta failed after the last 'Hah' was sounded and he simply howled with laughter, still on the floor clutching his sides. He too was sentanced to the same tort--training. That stopped his laughter. For some odd reason though, Sena was unable to feel sorry for any of them. Well...maybe a little for Juumonji and Togano, but he got over that fast. Atleast there were now four more people to share his pain and suffering. Maybe they could distract Suzuna's attentions from him.

There was another roar of laughter as the camera zoomed in on Sena's butt as the skirt flew up over the skin tight shorts. It died down quickly though when Hiruma began to fire a few rounds, telling them it was about damn time for them to get down to some drills. Though he wanted to stop the tape in all honesty before Mamori saw it. He would rather not have her rant for hours on end.

The group filed out, the lucky ones still laughing, partly at Sena in the cheerleading outfit, partly at Monta and the Hah brothers that had to join him.

Juumonji and Togano were busy shooting daggers at Kuroki for getting them in trouble. It really was a shame that Hiruma considered the three to be one person. Ah well. Kuroki just avoided looking at his friends in an attempt not to notice how angry he'd made them.

And so morning practice ended as normal, five team members still sulking about the after school practice though. None looking forward to skirts. Though that was possibly partly because that didn't want to see eachother in skirts, the Hah brothers were built quite a bit bigger than Sena...it would be hard to find outfits to fit them. On the other hand though, Suzuna would simply be extatic she had more people to torture. She was like a mix of Hiruma and Taki...but female. Thus meaning even worse! She was evil, crazed, and obsessed with relationships. Hiruma was content as well. It really was one of his better punishments, a damn good laugh too.

The day dragged on, the dread of after school practice slowing the day it seemed. Sena knew the pain that would come, Monta and the Hah brothers could only sit and wonder and dread. Just how much evil could a prepubesent female sibling of Taki come up with?

By the end of the day all four, Sena excluded, had imagined hellish training worse than anything Hiruma could throw at them. They'd gotten used to his torture, someone new would have different evil methoods. Needless to say they were somewhat frightened. In all honesty it was almost a let down when they got there. Yes, they were in skirts. Yes, they were holding pompoms. And yes, Juumonji held Sena in the air like he weighed nothing at all. But it really wasn't as bad as what they'd imagined. Sena seemed rather embarassed thouh that Juumonji was just that much stronger than he was.

Sena was put to ease, but in one moment that was ruined. He yelped and sent a rather indignant look at Juumonji. "P-please watch what you're grabbing!" he said, as quietly as possible. He didn't really want the others looking to see just where that naughty hand had travelled.

The linebacker couldn't help but smirk at the sound in a rather self-satisfied way. "Sorry. Hand slipped," he grunted. Though his hand wasn't 'slipping' away from Sena's bottom in any hurry. Sadly for the linebacker a stray rock pegged him in the side of his head. He dropped Sena rather ungracefully and scowled to where the rock had come from. He frowned harder when Hiruma cackled and waved innocently at him.

"Sorry, hand slipped," he said in a mocking tone. Clearly he'd picked up what Juumonji had did and couldn't help but protect his little ace. Though...after that neither seemed to notice Sena laying on the flat of his back with the wind knocked out of him. It was as if he was just a simple reason for the two to fight! How hurtful.

Suzuna sent a flying side kick to Juumonji's side. Her special way of telling people to get their asses in gear, though usually it was saved just for her idiot brother. Sena and Monta watched this with wide eyes. "Did I just hear something break?" Monta asked, leaning over to Sena.

That aside the practice went on as it normally would, well, as normal as it could go with cheerleaders and football players. Kuroki had tried to do the same as Juumonji to one of the cute girls on the squad, but saw Hiruma still had rocks beside him and chickened out.

Luckily for the Hah brothers, and Monta, they only had to practice one day with the girls. That was just fine for everyone though. The cheerleaders kept complaining that they didn't look nearly as cute in skirts as Sena had. They weren't the only ones complaining though. After practice some of the boys that liked to watch complained to Suzuna. For a girl that looked like a boy, then a boy, and then muscular boys that had no chance of looking cute unless they got plastic surgery. Suzuna was none to happy that one of her cheerleaders apparently looked like a boy so she attacked him with her rollerblades and went to find who it was to cheer her up. (Silly Suzuna...you have no boobs, get over it)

Atleast one good thing came out of that day, even if it was only good for Hiruma. He smirked down at his camera and cackled. And the Hah brothers thought the nude pictures of them were bad. HAH! The cheerleading outfit and the people that actually did see them made it even...worse or better? Well, better for him.

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LP: It has been brought to my attention that people are reading and enjoying this, this fact makes me cackle in glee. There may or may not be a pairing in here...dunno yet. Mainly this is just pure humor. In my next fic though there will be a pairing...squeals in glee I wont put that one up till this is finished though...even though I've already started writing it 33