"Younee! Sena isn't playing fair!" Suzuna whined to the blonde. It was early, Hiruma had just arrived and was still writing something in his black book (Probably material to use later on someone), and she looked to be pissing him off. But since he wasn't really paying much attention to her, she decided to say something to get his attention. "Sena has a crush on you," she said, leaning on the table in the clubhouse, pouting a little.

SNAP! There went his poor little pencil. Poor innocent thing, it had done nothing wrong.

"Good, now that I have your attention!" she chimed happily. "Monta has been going on about how you seem to be Sena's best friend or something so now Sena keeps denying it and is still spending more time looking at you than he is looking at me even though come on! I'm the one in the cute cheerleading outfit, not you! And Mamori seems to be interested in you too Younee! Even Doburoku says so!" she said in her irritated tone. "Why is Younee getting so much attention? What's your secret? All I see is a grumpy quarterback that tends to scare people and threaten them every chance he gets!" she huffed.

Hiruma gave her a dull look before grabbing another pencil and going back to what he was writing, pausing a moment to throw the snapped one at her, hitting her dead-center forhead.

"Hmm? Hmm? Hmmmm?" She perked and scooted closer to him, ignoring the warning with the pencil thrown at her. It only hit her with the eraser end anyway. "Does Younee have a crush he's hiding?" she asked, suddenly forgetting her justified rage. Her face spread into a complete grin as she watched him. She seemed to be completely ignoring the fact that there was a high possiblity that he would kill her if she didn't leave. Curse her addiction to other's relationships. That and maybe she was just praying for a reason to tell Mamori that Hiruma likes her. After all, if Hiruma and Mamori started dating both would start to ignore Sena, leaving him wide open for her to scoot in when he felt lonesome. Perfect!

He gave her another dull look as if to tell her how stupid she was being. "I wonder what your brother would say when he found out you got peirced," he said, sounding as though he was rather thoughtful about what may happen. He knew full well though, as did she. Though he didn't bother paying much more attention to her than that, eyes drifting back to his paper.

"What?" she asked, feeling both her ears. "They're not peirced!"

"I meant lower."

She snapped her pompoms infront of her chest and leapt off her chair, quickly roller blading away. How he knew, she didn't want to know, she just knew to ecape. And fast. When she hunted down her friend that said it would be cool and fun...death would be only the begining.

A smirk drew across his lips once she was gone. A crush, eh? Heh.

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Sena woke with a feeling of impending doom, knowing only that true horror would soon come. But why, he didn't know just yet. He got up, got changed, and headed out with Monta. The two discussed the feeling as they walked, Monta agreeing, saying he felt the same chill. His theory was that Hiruma stole Mamori's first kiss. The very thought and he was almost blubbering. It was all Sena could do to try calm him down, and to keep from accidently letting it slip she'd lost her first kiss years ago. If Sena really had said that she'd lost her first kiss three years prior, he'd most likely be out for the day, hell maybe the whole week.

They got to school and Monta immidiatly waved to Sena to find his darling Mamori, wanting to make certain that nothing evil (AKA Hiruma) had happened to her. He sighed and nearly shrieked when he saw Suzuna coming his way. He started to panic before he simply bolted. He ran like hell was on his heels, eventually scurrying up a tree and waiting for her to go by below him.

The cheerleader looked rather miffed, scowling and glaring around to look for someone from the football team that she could bully. Unfortunately Yukimitsu wasn't nearly as fast as Sena and got stuck listening to the girl rant endlessly. Of course when the bell sounded he was free to run for class, but she followed him, still trying to talk his ear off.

Somehow Sena felt rather guilty about that. He knew she'd probably come to see him, yet he ran and let Yukimitsu take the fall...ah well, he was a good man and a good friend. He would apologize and thank him later.

Sena got himself to class and somehow, thank his stars, he didn't see Suzuna again till the end of the day. Though for some odd reason people were giving him funny looks. He would bet anything it had to do with Suzuna screaming Sena had a crush on Hiruma. Which he didn't! Though he really wished the girl would listen better rather than just assume something so embarassing as that. What would he do if Hiruma heard? The thought made him blush quite red. Lucky for him though, the chances of Hiruma believing anything that little girl said were slim to none.

And for the last time ever, he went to cheerleading practice. After hearing some of those girls chatter between themselves about all the horrors of being female or how their relationships were...he'd gotten pretty frightened by them. Atleast for a while he was certainly put off the fairer sex. What really was the last hit though...was talk about the dreaded...'that time of month'. He never wanted be that close to females again for a long while. Scary, scary females. He'd learned things he never wanted to know...even things about female undergarments and how they rode up or snapped during practice or were uncomfortable...frightening ground. Very awkward for poor little Sena to be around.

He shook it off and got on his cheerleading uniform once the day ended. The last time he would have to wear that. Of course he wouldn't be able to proudly hold his head when playing football for a while...so many people had seen him dressed as the devil bat's cheerleader it was just painful. Even member of other teams.

Now if Eyeshield 21 was still a mystery then he'd be safe, he could hide behind that visor and be red as long as he wanted, but with everyone knowing...they knew he was Eyeshield and could laugh at him. Maybe someone would laugh himself to death and they'd stop...well, here's hoping.

So Sena headed onto the field, head held high with as much dignaty as he could muster, and he kept those fluffy pompoms to his chest. Of course the pompoms ruined his attempt at being proud.

Around the end of practice Sena heard a comotion in the stands, glancing over he somehow wasn't surprised. Mamori was damn near trying to rip Hiruma's face off, luckily for perhaps both of them Kurita was holding her up like a doll, looking weakly between the two. It was hard for him to decide whether to keep his hold on her while she thrashed, or to just let her attack Hiruma. She seemed content for the moment telling him just what she would do once Kurita let her go. Something about him pushing it too far.

Hiruma noticed Sena looking over and motioned for him to come over. Sena reluctantly obliged and stared sheepishly at Mamori. His pathetic look somehow melted her rage enough for Kurita to be able to put her down without getting elbowed in the face by accident.

Mamori grabbed Sena and hugged him tightly. "Ohh, Sena I'm sorry. Lately the student council has been extra busy. I should've know why immidiatly, I'm so sorry," she said sadly. She broke off though when she noticed Hiruma was lightly tugging the hem of Sena's skirt, making the boy blush worse than before. She quickly swatted away his hand, but that didn't seem to faze him.

He got to his feet, threat book and laptop tucked under his right arm securely. He grabbed Sena behind his neck and pulled him in for a chaste smooch. Of course afterwards he walked away cackling like a mad man, leaving everyone simply gawking.

For once Suzuna was speechless.

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Scrunchy: hugs Awe, silly goose, I'd never write het unless for Card Captors, I'm a yaoi and yuri fangirl x3 Is funny...confuses everyone xD

Koteibun: I'm glad I've manged to rape your brain proud o3o

M'kay, so that's the last chapter. I will be writing another story kinda following the same time line, like following after these events. This one wont include Sena in a skirt (As much as I regret it), and will be more serious.

So was Hiruma just fucking around with everyone's minds? Does he have interest in Sena? Did he do it just to piss the hell outta Suzuna and Mamori? Only time will tell. Personally I'm eagerly awaiting what'll happen when Suzuna blabs this to half the school and anyone else that'll listen xD ...I should not be so unaware of my own story plots xD;;

Anywho, this story is done for. If you're looking for more I shall be writing another story. I'm glad my readers have gotten a few giggles from my work.