Oh, my God, you guys! I'm a total bitch – I TOTALLY didn't realize I had anonymous reviews disabled! And here I am, complaining about not getting enough reviews…
SO SORRY! I have now fixed said error so those of you without accounts can now review for any of my stories – please! I will totally appreciate it and will not threaten any more abandoning of stories!
(of course, if I still don't get any reviews, I reserve the right to abandon or delete Switch or any other story of mine)