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Okay, chapter 5, I just wanted to say before I write it, that I changed the story title from Mr America and Me to The New Hannah Montana. I was just getting a little annoyed at the title cos I hated the name from the start. Dunno why. I just did. Anyways…
I noticed that all the chapters are REAL long, and I know that that's a good thing for u readers, but this chapter's gonna be a little shorter, just to give my hands, and head, a little break. It won't be too short though! And I LOVED the reviews for the ONESHOT! Tell me if you want me to write another ONSEHOT!
Umm, I figured out that I get an average of 4 reviews per chapter, and like 600 hits. So if I could get 7 reviews, that'd be AWESOME! I know to you it seems like only 7, but to me, a new writer on here, it means HEAPS to know that people actually read this. Lol. Anyways, enough with the sappy intro, heres chapter 5!
DISCLAIMER: I Don't own Hannah Montana or any of the famous people in this story! Or Avril Lavigne.
Emily's P.O.V"So? How was it?" I asked Miley, jumping onto her bed, and grabbing the massive golden pillow. It was extra shiny from the morning sun. I had come to Miley's house at about 8:30 this morning, in search of details about Her date.
"How was what?" she replied, looking at me innocently. I gave her a look.
"Oh, don't give me that! I want details! What did he get you? Can I see it?"
"Okay, but don't laugh, hurt me, or scream at the top of your lungs, okay? Promise?" she asked.
"I can't make that promise, but I'll try. Really, I will" I replied, sitting closer to her. She pulled her jumper off, and showed me her neck.
"Oh my sweet Jesus. It happened. Well it was only a matter of time, what else did he get you?" I said, still inspecting the reddened spot on her neck. Hmm, I wonder what Jason is doing right now? Stop it Emily. I've been kinda distracted by him lately. I wonder if he's talking to Mitchel about Miley. What's Eva doing now?
"EMILY! You listening to me?" Miley screamed into my ear, distracting me from Jason.
"Huh? Oh, sorry, yeah, I'm back. What were you saying?" I asked, but was once again distracted by a vibrating in my pocket. It was a text from Eva.
AnnaMontana: OMG HI!!! Watcha doing? Is Miley there? Say Hi to her for me! Ahh! I still don't know what to get her for her b'day! Anyways, you and me and Miley want to hang out later? Xx Eva.
I chuckled, and turned to Miley. "Eva says hi. She wants to hang out later. You wanna?" I asked her. She nodded.
Emily4Jason: Umm Okay. Hang on, Okay Miley said Hi, and yeah, sure, we can hang out later, we'll come to your hotel suite, room 2068 right? Xx Emz.
AnnaMontana: Umm yeah, that's the one. So, How's Miley? What'd he get her? WAIT! Tell me laterz…lol Bye! Eva…Xx
"Oh my god. Eva is SO hyper. She's perfect to play Anna" Miley said, as she was reading over my shoulder.
"Tell me about it. Just like you" I replied, sarcastically.
"Oh Haha. Just cos I don't jump onstage in the middle of my performance and scream, ' Hey everyone! It's me Emily! Hi! OH HI MILEY! WHOO! YEAH!' at the top of my lungs doesn't mean I can't have fun" she commented.
"Very funny. Now, let's see if we can cover this up. Stay still" I replied, staring at her neck, and hearing a door close behind me. I didn't look up, but jumped a little when I felt a pair of hands on my eyes.
"Guess who!?" Jason asked happily. Let's mess with him shall we?
"Hmm, Orlando Bloom? No wait, Johnny Depp!" I replied, turning around and looking at him.
"Oh, well you'll do. For now anyways," I finished, standing up and smirking. He grinned and said,
"I'll take that, I guess. Hey, Miley, what's on your neck?" he asked curiously. I gaped at her, and replied,
"Oh, it's nothing. Just a bite, from a bug. NOT from a boy. Certainly not Mitchel, if that's what you were thinking! Cos It's not!"
"Ookayy, So, it's a hickey from Mitchel. Got it," he said smirking.
"How'd you know?" Mitchel asked, walking into her room.
"Mitchel! What are you doing here?" Miley screamed.
"Well, if you don't want me here…" he replied, beginning to walk out again.
"Haha. Funny. Come here!" Miley said, getting up and pulling him back down onto the bed. She tripped on her way down and began to fall, pulling Mitchel down with her. They collapsed on the bed, with Mitchel on top of her.
"Oh, god. If your gonna do that, do it somewhere else!" Cody yelled, walking in the door.
"God! I have like NO privacy anymore! It's like my room is open house and anyone can just walk in off the street!" Miley screamed, pushing Mitchel off her, making him fall on the floor with a thud.
"Okay, OW! And hey! It wasn't like that! She tripped, and gravity did the rest!" he replied, rubbing the back of his head. I couldn't help but laugh.
"So, any more visitors coming? Or can I finally relax?" Miley asked. "Or is Eva gonna suddenly pop out from my closet?" she finished.
"Nope, the window!" Eva screamed before falling into her bedroom, on the floor with not a thud, but a very loud bang.
"OW!!! Help me!" Eva screamed, making Jason, Mitchel and Cody run over and lift her up.
"Oohh! That's gotta hurt!" Miley commented, while I giggled. When she was up, her and the boys came and sat down on the bed.
"So, what's with the reunion?" Miley asked, while Mitchel slipped an arm around her waist.
"No reason. We just wanted to hang out" Mitchel replied.
"So, LET"S GET THE PARTY STARTED!" I screamed, running over to Miley's CD player, and turning it on. Avril lavigne's Girlfriend came on.
"Oh my god! I love this song!" Miley yelled over the music. She started singing.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend!
I continued,
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend!
Then Eva:
Your so Fine
I want you mine
Your so delicious
I think about you all the time
Your so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright…
"Ahh! Make the madness stop!" Cody screamed, while all the boys covered their ears in horror.
"Oh come on! Its not that bad!" Miley replied, laughing at Mitchel's facial expression. He looked like he just heard Jason singing. Trust me. He's terrible!
"Please, it's like Avril Lavigne. Yuck" Mitchel said.
"And what's wrong with her?" Eva asked scarily.
"Uhh nothing! Absolutely nothing!" Cody replied, nervously. Miley laughed at his lack of courage when it came to Eva.
"Good! Now Miley, turn it back on!" She said. Miley did as she was instructed to.
"NO!! the torture begins again!" Mitchel screamed. Jason grabbed my arm, and pulled me out of the room.
"Why did you pull me outta there? I wanted to see Cody's face when…" I began, but was cut off my Jason's lips on mine. Wow. I pulled away, you know, for oxygen. Damn oxygen.
"Wow. What was that for?" I asked.
"I dunno. I couldn't just sit there watching you looking all hot and not kiss you" he replied, looking at his feet.
"Aww! That's sweet! I think…" I said confused. Just then, Miley walked out.
"Sooo, whats goin' on in here?" she asked, smiling.
"Oh, nothing" I replied, grinning like an idiot. I think she caught on though.
"Sure…oh, Jason, Mitchel wants to talk to you" Miley finished, before replacing me with Mitchel next to Jason. I joined Emily on Miley's bed, while Eva still jumped around singing. A couple of minutes later, Mitchel and Jason walked in and grabbed Cody from underneath Miley's desk.
"Dude, get outta there! We're going to Mitchel's house to watch the superbowl. Wanna come?" Jason asked.
"YES!" Cody screamed loudly, While trying to escape Eva's crazy dancing wrath. "Cos I'm a guy. And guys watch the superbowl. Let's go" he finished, practically running out the door.
"Anyways, so, what did you and Mitchel do on your date?" I asked.
"Oh, come on! I saw you at the beach!" Miley replied, looking at me.
"Yeah, well, Eva doesn't know! Tell her!" I said.
"Fine. Mitchel took me to the beach, and he kissed me, then well, umm my phone rang while we were makin…never mind. Then he took me to another part of the beach and told me he loved me. Then, well uh, haha, we kinda well, you know" she finshed. I gaped at her.
"Okay that I didn't know! WHAT? How was it?" I asked excitedly.
You really wanna know?" she replied, looking down.
"hang on! Give me a second!" Eva screamed, running into the bathroom, and making some sort of puking noise
"Weird. Anyways, go on"
"Well…"
Mitchel's P.O.V"Dude, can we stop at the shop? I need more beer," Cody asked, while turning the radio on my car down.
'Yeah, sure" I pulled up to the local shop, and we all got out. We walked into the shop, and Cody grabbed his beer.
"Dude, can I borrow 5 bucks?" he asked. I opened my wallet.
"Yeah sure, pay me back though!" I replied, looking into my wallet. I took the money out and shoved it into Cody's hand.
"Okay, sure" he said, paying for the beer.
"Umm excuse me, can I see some ID please? HEY! You're Cody Linley!" the guy who worked at the shop said. Cody grabbed the beer and yelled,
"RUN!" so we ran to my car, and drove to my house.
"So dude, what was with the whole under the desk thing earlier?" Jason asked Cody, while we were sitting on the couch watching the super bowl and drinking beer.
"Haha yeah. THAT was hilarious!" I commented. Cody looked at me, and I just put my head down.
"Well, you obviously haven't seen Eva dance. Its pretty scary." Cody answered, taking a sip of the bottle.
"You know what else is scary? Hearing Jason sing!" I replied, laughing my head off.
"Yeah! SO true!" Cody commented. Jason slapped my upside the head. Ow.
"Ow!" I yelled.
"So dude, how is your relationship with Eva going?" Jason asked, wiggling his eyebrows at Cody.
"Haha. SO not funny. And even if we did do things of that sort, I wouldn't tell you!" He replied hastily.
"TOUCHDOWN! Yeah!!" I yelled at the TV, while jumping up and down. We cheered. We watched the end of the game, and then decided to ring the girls.
"Hey, let's pretend to be a stalker or something!" Cody suggested. So we called Miley.
"Hello?" she answered.
"Hi! I'm Kevin Jonas, and I want to sell you a car! (AN: I got this off a youtube video, its funny. The link is in my profile)" I screamed into the phone, pretending to be Joe Jonas.
"Nice try Joe. I'm not falling for that again" she replied, while Eva screamed, "JOE JONAS!"
"It's not Joe. Its Nick, the stud muffin" I said, stifling a laugh. Jason whispered, 'dude, get out now!' I nodded.
"What the hell? Who is this?" she replied confused.
"Its Mitchel, and you just got PUNKED!" I yelled, then I hung up. Then we all started cracking up.
"DUDE! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! Do it again!" Cody yelled. Jason was on the floor holding his sides.
"I can't! It hurts to laugh!" I replied, nearly on the verge of tears from laughing. Just then, Miley stormed into my room, and yelled,
"Yo, Punky Mc Punk pants! What was with that phone call? Eva actually thought you were Joe Jonas, and ran into a wall! She has a massive bump on her head!" Then Cody yelled,
"Oh My GOD! Is she alright? I have to go!" then he ran out. Miley slapped me upside the head, which made it twice today, and said,
"Now, apologise to me, then we have to go and check on Eva" I rubbed my head, and did as I was told.
"Sorry Miley" I said. Then she pulled me towards the door, and shoved me into her car. We arrived at her house, and walked into her room. We saw Eva on the floor, with a big cut on her head, and Cody and Emily around her. Emily had a bucket of water next to her.
"She passed out!" Emily screamed, looking scared.
"Quick! Let's get her to the hospital! Call an ambulance!" Cody yelled. Jason flipped out his phone, and dialled 911.
"Yeah, Hi, I need an ambulance! My cousin ran into a wall, and passed out. She's bleeding from the head! Okay, Yeah!" he mumbled the address into the phone, then said,
"They said to wait here, then they'll take her to the hospital." So we waited, and they came in about 10 minutes. They took her to the hospital, and we waited outside her room. By then, Cody was hysterical. Screams of, "Hurry!" "What's wrong?" And 'Why won't she answer me!?" came from his mouth. I tried to calm him down, but it didn't work, he just pushed me out of the way.
Just as I had stabled myself from my fall, the doctor came out, and Cody jumped up from his seat.
"What's wrong with her?" he asked loudly. The doctor, who looked not even 25, looked at his clipboard, which looked fairly new to me, and raised his eyebrows. He looked back at Cody and said,
"Well, who's a family member?" Jason immediately ran up to him and said,
"Me. I'm her cousin" the doctor whispered something in his ear, then Jason whispered back and then Jason gestured for Cody to come over. Both Jason and Cody went into the room, and started talking to the doctor. We heard Cody yell,
"WHAT? HOW? She never told me!" And Jason yell,
"Linley, you are SO dead! How dare you do that to my cousin? She's 19! What were you guys thinking?"
"We weren't thinking! That's why she's in this situation! It's not my fault she's pregnant!" Cody yelled back.
"WHAT?" Miley yelled.
"Pregnant? Wow. We are in for a LONG night!" Emily commented. I just stood there in shock, not believing what I just heard. Eva pregnant? Wow. Go Cody!
"Go Cody!" I yelled, causing Miley to punch me. I just sat there, watching the white wall behind Miley's angry head, rubbing my arm gently. This WILL be a long night.
Okay, SOOO Sorry for the lack of updates! I've been sick, then my Internet stopped working, so yeah. Here's the update tho! Sorry for the cliffy! Just press the 'Go' button, and I'll update soon! Promise! Haha. Bet you didn't see that coming! And if anyone thinks this happened too fast, tell me, and I'll fix it with Joe Jonas' magical Superman powers! Yeah, Joe's superman, MY superman. Be jealous. Lol. Kidding. But I was serious about the superman thing. He REALLY IS Superman. Now, REVIEW!! Please?
Much love, Jamie.