For the 'insults' challenge. I've been reading A Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, which contains some gems of colourful eighteenth-century slang. So I give you:
Beau Nasty (n. A slovenly fop; one finely dressed, but dirty.) & Whore of the Bulk (n. One who makes use of any available base.)
"Give us a kiss, Giselle love..."
"Are you going to pay me this time?"
"Payment on results."
"No, you'll tell me to 'look over there!' and run off."
"I solemnly swear I'll never deceive you in such a foul and cunning manner again."
"Mmmm... Not out here, it's too muddy."
"Pay it no mind..."
"Jack, you're getting me dress mucky!"
"Just like the rest of you, darling."
"Well, me dress was clean last week, so give over. You can pay for a room at the Bride, an' some water too, I reckon you've got more tar on you than the ship 'as."
"A room? I thought you were a whore of the bulk."
"Oh, did you? Then find some cheaper company, you skinflint beau-nasty!"
"Ow! Dammit, woman - wait! Giselle! Oh, no. Well. Her misfortune. I am far more beau than nasty."