Maximum Ride is property of James Patterson. Kisha, Deveann, Lash, Jamie, and Saber are property of ME! Kumali is property of Jwan!
Alright, guys, I need help. I keep forgetting Saber's here. If you've forgotten, he's my imaginary friend. He isn't being his usual pervy self today. And he just smacked me upside the head for that. About five minutes ago I called him Fang by accident. I want you to alert me if I ever forget to put him in my little commentary, okay? I think he's getting a little lonely. If he would only fall asleep more often, he's so adorable when he's asleep. But... he snores, I guess. I was at my friend's and he fell asleep. She could've been tricking me but it sounded like he snored. Anyway, just want to make sure he gets in here so I never forget about him. Ya know, suddenly I am really hungry. I want... chili, or maybe, oh yeah, I wan Arby's. And a Mountain Dew A.K.A. liquefied ambrosia crap, inside joke, in case SupremeBunnyCrusher reads this. Which, he won't, but whatever. On with the... booky... fanfic thingy, that is not in anyway a show.
Iggy's POV (Ooh! This is a new one!)
I heard the door creak open. Deveann was back in the room.
"What's up?" Fang asked.
"I'm looking for something." Moments later I heard thrashing in the south west corner of the room. "Found it!" He cried.
"A pair of leather pants?" Gazzy said. I started laughing.
"Why in the Milky Way Galaxy do you have a pair of leather pants?!" I scoffed.
"Hey, those are the ones I-" Fang began.
"Yeah, I know the story, please no details. Iggy, Gazzy, I want you to blow these up. Kisha said to burn them but I'm sure blowing them up would work just as well." Deveann requested. An evil grin was already working onto my face as I thought up the different ways to blow up a pair of leather pants.
"That can be arranged." Gazzy and I said in unison.
Nudge's POV (Also new!)
"Did you just say that you were gonna have kids with Deveann?" I said, dumbfounded. Kisha was never this girly, I felt like she was really opening up to us. If she ever talked for long periods of time it was because she diatribes or lectures, right now, she was just having fun. Well, sorta.
"No! I mean, yeah, but not right now! Later, in the future... when I'm twenty-five or somethin'!" She pleaded.
"If I didn't know any better I'd say you really have it bad for him. But, you'll probably try to run away again, without even a backwards glance at him." Kumali kidded. Kisha shrugged.
"Yeah, probably." Kumali's eyes bugged out.
"I was just joking! How could you do that to Deveann!" She screeched.
"It's for his own good. And for yours, too. It'd probably have been better I'd never met you guys. Then you wouldn't have become so attached." Kisha sighed.
"Kisha!" Kumali was getting angry. "You aren't attached? Not the slightest bit afraid of giving Deveann up? You're totally okay with it if you leave, he forgets all about you in an instant and runs off with some tramp?"
"It's better than him dying." Kumali crossed her arms.
"I don't care, you're staying here no matter what! You are going to get married and you are going to have children and no more of us are gonna die!" She shouted.
"Fine, fine, fine, have it your way. But the minute I see an Eraser, I'm hitting the road, Jack." Kisha rolled her eyes.
"You still haven't told me what a hickey is." Angel snarled.
"Why do you care what a hickey is?" Max moaned.
"Deveann and Fang keep saying stuff... oh wait, Iggy's in the conversation now, too. Gazzy's off to the side, cracking up. Iggy and Gazzy are making a bomb to put in the pants of doom." Angel tilted her head a bit as though getting better reception. "They're talkin' about you guys. They've said one or two things about Nudge." Then she looked a little surprised. "I'm in there but only barely."
"Me and you?" I struggled to suppress all the questions I wanted to blurt out.
"They're speaking from a father-like or protective point of view when talking about us." Angel clarified. I let out a sigh of relief.
"And us?" Kumali spat, disgusted. I held back laughter.
"I still don't know what a hickey is." Angel smiled evilly. That's mah girl, bribery. Max sighed heavily.
"A reddish mark on the skin caused by amorous kissing, biting, or sucking. It is a bruise from when some guy kisses you, the sucking causes a bruise. The red is blood. If Max has a red spot on her neck, she either has chicken pox or she was making out with Fang. Tell us what they were saying."
"Kisha!" Max growled.
"How the heck do you know so much about hickeys?" I said, slightly discontent.
"Kisha knows everything, she's like a walking dictionary." Kumali rolled her eyes.
"That's gross." Angel whimpered.
"Yeah, that's why we hadn't told you, now that it's out, please tell us what they're saying about us." Kisha sighed.
"Well... Kisha, you're, rather touchy feely today," Kisha went scarlet, "Max has been very emotional but hasn't really been out of the ordinary... Kumali's goten her first kiss..." Angel grinned.
"If it isn't Iggy, I'm telling on you." I joked.
"Of course it's Iggy." Kumali twiddled her thumbs.
"The boys are worried about you Nudge, they saw some guys at the mall checking you out. Apparently it really made Fang mad. And they say that I'm going to have about a million guys after me but I, being innocent," She snickered, "and sweet, will turn them down and find a man who loves me for who I am. And will gawk over my wingspan." She looked confused by the last part.
"Okay then... why are they talking about that?" I snorted.
"They're always talking about girls, even Gazzy." Angel sighed.
"Tch! So fickle. I think I'd die if boys were the only thing on my mind." Kisha giggled.
"Same here." Kumali agreed.
"I'd rather talk to the Voice!" The three slapped hands.
"We are the weirdest girls." We moaned as one, realizing most girls would probably talk about boys all the time if they could.
"So I hear you stole Deveann's sketch book." Kumali said.
"Uh huh!" Kisha smirked pulling it out of her bed side table. We love to look at Deveann's sketch book. Fang has his blog we read that to entertain ourselves, Iggy has his bombs and homemade fireworks, Gazzy has his stand up comedy/impressions, and Deveann has his comic books. He's really a pretty good author and an even better illustrator. Sometimes the comics are about us but he likes to let his mind wander to far off worlds, ones unlike this one, ones where the hero always wins. As much as we'd like to believe the hero always wins in real life, at one point, we begin to figure out, it's not true. The hero doesn't always win, the hero won't always be a valiant white knight, the hero isn't perfect and sometimes it's hard to know whether or not they're even a hero. Kisha opened it.
"Ahh!" Kumali sang dramatically, shining a flashlight on it as though it'd descended from the heavens, which, technically, it probably had if Deveann ever flew with it in his back pack.
"This one's about us you guys." Kisha said, letting us crowd around her. "Once upon a time..." She began. It took hours to read but I'll give you a brief summary. So the world's been saved, none of us know where to go from there. We thought we were all safe but even though the world was safe, the School still existed. The Voice had us destroy Itex, not the School. So we were being hunted down. Max and Fang were really getting to know each other, well, let's just say Kisha had Angel close her eyes for a few pages due to graphic content. max wasn't happy about this. Fang then leaves Max for another girl. Just afterwards Fang is captured by the School. Max goes in to save him, only to find that the day after they had their little get together, see above graphic content remark, Fang had been captured the other Fang had just been a clone. That clone was sent to turn Max against Fang, more correctly it was sent to woo Kisha and turn Max against Kisha and finally get her out of the picture but having his own mind the clone had fallen in love with another, me to be exact. Max had kicked me and clone Fang out of the flock but came to rescue him when he was captured. I had struggled when they were going to take him and consequently had been attacked. The flock had heard and Angel arrived just in time to save my butt but died in the process. I myself was on the verge of death. Kisha, Deveann, and Kumali were frantically searching for help as I lay in Gazzy's arms. Gazzy confessed an undying love for me and kissed me right on the lips mere seconds before I died. When Kisha and Deveann came back empty handed Kumali was busy burying Angel and me as Gazzy wept having lost both his love and his sister. Just then we were attacked by Erasers. Kisha slaughtered them without lifting a finger, then she turned and ran. Deveann went after her. When another batch of Erasers came from the distress call Kumali and Gazzy had no chance. Kisha, while running from Deveann, was hit by a semi. Yeah, Deveann wasn't happy. In the end Max and Fang came back to find their friends all dead and gone, Deveann had committed suicide. Kisha sobbed as she read Max's words, "I hate this world and everyone in it. With that, she ran away, leaving behind Fang and the life she'd dreamed of." She wiped tears from her eyes.
"Deveann's got one heckova mind, I'll give him that." Max was holding back tears of her own.
"That was so saaaaaaad!" Angel and I cried, clinging to each other.
"I'm sorry, what happened? I stopped listening after the Fang and Max part." Kumali shuddered.
"It wasn't all that bad. I'm mean... they didn't really do anything. Though he sets it up so you think they will." Kisha murmured.
"That part was definitely not my fave." Max groaned.
"I want to be cheered up!" Angel bawled in my arms.
"I want food!" I bawled back.
"What?" They all said.
"Nothing, never mind." Just then we heard a high pitched squeal. We looked out the window. Fire works. A streak of blue with something black hanging on whizzed through the air. It crackled as it blew up and a piece of black fabric smacked our window.
"There goes the pants of doom." Angel mumbled. We nodded. The boys were below, wooting and huzza-ing at the explosion.
"Boys." We sighed.
That was wierd. Oh well. Please Review! Kissies!