Karaoke, Akatsuki Style Chapter 2: SexyPuppet, a naruto fanfic

Chapter two. Sasori brings Sexy Back. Hellz yah! 8D

I don't own Akatsuki or "Sexy Back" by Justin Timberlake.

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Sasori stood there, microphone in hand. He was waiting for that little bastard to pick his damn song. Deidara was sitting in the audience, grinning from ear to ear. Even Itachi managed a small smile. "This should be fun..." Suddenly, the man appeared behind Sasori. "Alrighty, we've got your song. Are you familiar with SexyBack?" Sasori looked at him like was from another planet. "No, I can't say that I am." The man just nodded. "Just follow along with the words...right there." He pointed to a screen, and then disappeared backstage. I hate you Deidara...I realllly hate you.

The music started. Ugh. Mainstream shit...great.

I'm bringing sexy back;

He stumbled through the first line, but got better as it progressed.

them other boys don't know how to act.
I think it's special, what's behind your back?
so turn around and I'll pick up the slack.

"Ooh, Sasori got a JT song!" By now, Itachi had drank about twice as much as Deidara. His calm aura was now completely gone. He was a party weasel. "Wh000! Go Sasoriii!"

Dirty babe, you see these shackles;
baby I'm your slave.
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave;
it's just that no one makes me feel this way.

Come here girl, go ahead be gone with it,
COme to the back, go ahead be gone with it,
VIP, go ahead be gone with it,
Drinks on me, go ahead be gone with it,
You see what you working with, go ahead be gone with it,
You make me smile, go ahead be gone with it,
Come here child, go ahead be gone with it,
Get your sexy on, go ahead be gone with it,
Get your sexy on, go ahead be gone with it,
Get your sexy on, go ahead be gone with it,
Get your sexy on, go ahead be gone with it,
Get your sexy on, go ahead be gone with it,
Get your sexy on, go ahead be gone with it,
Get your sexy on, go ahead be gone with it,
Get your sexy on.

Sasori couldn't help but give Deidara a glance. I may hate you, but this is fun.

I'm bringing sexy back;
them motherfuckers don't know how to act.
Come let me make up for the things you lack,
cause you're burning up, I've got to get it fast.

Dirty babe, you see these shackles;
baby I'm your slave.
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave;
it's just that no one makes me feel this way.

Deidara stared at Sasori. He was meant for this, even if he didn't want to admit it. He looks so pretty up there, yeah...

I'm bringing sexy back;
them motherfuckers watch how I attack.
If that's your girl, better watch your back,
cause you're burning up for me, and that's a fact.

Knowing the song was over, Sasori took a quick bow, and hurriedly walked back to his seat. He could already smell those damned fangirls coming.

"Sasori-danna, I never knew you were into Justin, yeah." Sasori gave him a look. "I'm not. They chose for me."

"Oh. Well, it was good, yeah." Sasori gave a small smile. "Thanks."

Once again, Mr. Announcer Man stepped up. "Well, that sure was sexy. Who's next?" Now Itachi, he was just completely out of it. He wasn't 'Mr. I'mma eat your babies' anymore. Oh no. He was 'Mr. I wanna party till the sun comes up.' He called out. "Ooooh, I wanna go! I'mma go. And I'mma sing. Just for you, my little fish bishie." Kisame blushed. The two had been going out for awhile now, but no one really knew about it. Well, the cat's outta the bag..

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Oh god. What song will a drunken Itachi sing? Lord only knows...