This chapter is dedicated to my best bud Renee, because she's like, a diehard Itachi fangirl x3

I don't own the Akatsuki.

Or "Public Affair" by Jessica Simpson oo

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Itachi clambered up onto the stage, giving a drunken smile to the audience. "Kisame, how many drinks did he have, yeah?" Kisame shook his head. "He drank 'em so fast that I couldn't count..." Itachi's always had sort of a drinking problem.

"Sokay, alll. Meh name's Itachiii, and this song ish dedicated to meh lovah, Kisame. I love j000." He made a kissy face at Kisame, who was blushing. Sasori nudged him. "So Kisame, how is he in bed, huh?" Kisame smiled, almost dreamily. "He's perfect..." The puppet man raised his eyebrows, obviously surprised by the answer. He was broken out of his trance when he heard a bubbly, popp-ish sounding song. "Oh god...what the hell is he doing?"

There go the street lights
The night's officially on
I got the green light
To do whatever I want
I'm gonna stand outside the box
And put the rules on hold

Tonight

Carte blanche, first class for the evening Ready, set, go...

Deidara, Sasori, and Kisame just sat there, dumbstruck, but Tobi was up, dancing and cheering. "God, it's like they're related or something, yeah." Sasori nodded. "Hn. I think I'm gonna go to the bar. Want anything, Deidara?" He shook his head. "No thanks Sasori-danna, yeah."

All the girls stepping out for a public affair All night, let's rock Cause the party don't stop.
You know the cameras come out for a public affair Who cares, let's rock Cause the party don't stop.

Hey baby
I see you looking over here baby
Are you gonna keep looking or
get up and talk to me
Here's an opportunity
That you don't want to miss

Itachi pointed to Kisame as he sang the verse, causing the audience to look at him. Kisame smiled nervously. Don't give us away, Itachi...

Carte blanche, first class for the evening Ready, set, go...

All the girls stepping out for a public affair All night, let's rock Cause the party don't stop.
You know the cameras come out for a public affair Who cares, let's rock Cause the party don't stop.

Itachi pranced around the stage, attempting to re-create someone's dance moves.

Do what you wanna do
Tonight the world does not exist
No no no no
Move how how you wanna move
All my girls work it out like this
Give me room to
Shake shake shake

He finally started...booty dancing. Yes, booty dancing. That got many cheers from the girls in the room. But Kisame cheered loudest of all. Deidara just sat there. "Fuck, where's my camera, yeah?" He wanted pictures, for Hidan, and for blackmail usage...

All the girls stepping out for a public affair All night, let's rock Cause the party don't stop.
You know the cameras come out for a public affair Who cares, let's rock Cause the party don't stop.

"Catch me Kisameeee!" He jumped off the stage, hoping that his shark-like lover would catch him. Kisame rose to the challenge, running over and catching him bridal style. "So, how was I Kisame?" Kisame smiled at him, kissing his forehead. "You were awesome, Itachi."

Deidara sat up, looking around the bar. "Where did Sasori go..yeah." He turned his head over to the bar, where he got the shock of his life. Sasori, his Sasori no Danna, was in a full on makeout session! A bar hookup? How much more pathetic could you get? He looked closely at the back of the girl's head. Pink hair. You know what that meant. Slut, yeah. Suddenly, he had an idea. Deidara had heard a song on the radio the other day, and thought it was perfect for the occasion. Before the man came onto the stage, Deidara ran up to the stage. "I'm gonna get Sasori-danna away from that hoe, yeah..."

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Yes, the pink haired girl is Sakura. I don't like Sakura. Just a warning. ;D

So, what song will Deidara sing to get Sasori away from her...?