Karaoke, Akatsuki Style Chapter 4: Deidara doesn't like Sasori's Girlfriend, a naruto fanfic

Is Deidara going to be able to get Sasori away from the pink haired slut:o

I don't like Sakura. Expect some bashing.

I don't own Akatsuki.

Or "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne. Yes. Girlfriend. 8D

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Sasori was in the middle of a pretty hot makeout session near the bar. He had started talking to her, then, well, one thing had led to another, and well, now they were making out. Sasori felt a little cheimstry between them, but not enough to carry a solid relationship. Sure, she was pretty, but seemed a little ditzy, and a little weak. But hell, could she kiss. That's all Sasori was really focusing on, that is, until he happened to move his eyes toward the stage. Deidara...what could he possibly be singing?

Deidara caught Sasori's glance, and glared at him. I'll show that little whore, yeah. He had only heard this song the other day on the Akatsuki radio, and felt like this could win his Sasori-danna over.

He started singing almost immediately once the music started, glaring at Sasori and Pinky the whole time.

Hey, hey,
You, you,
I don't like your girlfriend,
No way, no way,
Think you need a new one,
Hey, hey,
You, you,
I could be your girlfriend,
Hey, hey,
You, you,
I know that you like me,
No way, no way,
No its not a secret,
Hey, hey,
You, you,
I want to be your girlfriend!

Sasori froze mid-kiss. He was entranced by Deidara. His voice sounded so feminine, yet so...manly, at the same time.

You're so fine,
I want you; mine,
You're so delicious,
I think about you all the time,
You're so addictive,
Don't you know what I can do,
To make you feel alright?
Don't pretend, I think you know,
I'm damn precious,
And Hell yea,
I'm the MotherFuckin' Princess,
I can tell you like me too,
And you know I'm right.

Deidara pointed straight at Sasori, and while singing the next verse, made X's at the pink haired girl.

She's like "So, whatever",
You could do so much better,
I think we should get together now,
(And that's what everyone's talkin about)

I can see the way,
I see the way you look at me,
And even when you look away,
I know you think of me,
I know you talk about me all the time,
Again and again,
So come over here,
And tell me what I wanna hear,
Better yet, make your girlfriend dissapear,
I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again (again and again and again).

Sasori couldn't take it. He was falling for the blonde. Sure, he had thought Deidara was cute before, but now...just...woah. Itachi noticed the look on his face as he watched Deidara and kissed at the same time. "He's not feeling that 'lil, hooker." He smirked. "She looks like a total air-head anyways, unlike meeee, for I am the great Itachi Uchiha, murderer of the great Uchiha clan, and the sexiest Akatsuki member everrr!" He stood on the table, making a model pose. "Heh heh, Itachi...sit down." Kisame managed to pull him back down, into his lap.

She's like "So, whatever",
You could do so much better,
I think we should get together now,
(And that's what everyone's talkin about)

(Oh)
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger,
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better,
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid, what the Hell were you thinkin'?

Deidara smirked. He was winning, and Pinky was losing. Sasori's gonna be mine by the end of the night, yeah.

(Oh)
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger,
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better,
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid, what the Hell were you thinkin'?

Hey, hey,
You, you,
I don't like your girlfriend,
No way, no way,
Think you need a new one,
Hey, hey,
You, you,
I could be your girlfriend,
No way, no way,
Hey, hey,
You, you,
I know that you like me,
No way, no way,
No its not a secret,
Hey, hey,
You, you,
I want to be your girlfriend,
No way, no way,
Hey, hey,
You, you,
I don't like your girlfriend,
No way, no way,
Think you need a new one,
Hey, hey,
You, you,
I could be your girlfriend,
No way, no way,
Hey, hey,
You, you,
I know that you like me,
No way, no way,
No its not a secret,
Hey, hey,
You, you,
I want to be your girlfriend,
No way, no way,
Hey, HEY!

On the last 'HEY', Deidara jumped off the stage, running towards Sasori. He pushed the pink girl out of the way, sending her flying into the wall. "Bitch, Sasori-danna's MINE, yeah. RAWR." He turned to Sasori, and smirked, jumping into his arms. "Sasori-danna, you're mine, and no one else's. I dun ever wanna see you doing that again, kay, yeah?" He put a finger on Sasori's nose, and moved in to kiss him. Sasori smiled. "I love you too, Deidara."

Now, when Itachi and Kisame saw this, they cheered. "Finally, we get to see some SasorixDeidara yaoi! Wh000!" But Tobi, he was upset. He wanted Deidara to do that to him, not Sasori. "Oh well. Sasori-san's much more of a man than I'll ever be..." He hung his head, sending a faint deathwish to Sasori.

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Poor Tobi...D: