Last chapter. It was just a crack fic, after all. Hope you all enjoyed it. 3
I don't own the Akatsuki.
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The door to the Akatsuki lair opened, and the five members walked in. Well, Itachi was passed out in Kisame's arms, but whatever. Sasori and Deidara were cuddling as they walked, and Tobi followed behind, studying Sasori's every movement.
Hidan and Kakuzu were sitting in the living room, having just come back from their latest mission. "Where the fuck were you assholes?"
Sasori smirked. "Tobi suggested we go to a Karaoke bar. Thanks for making us go out, by the way, Tobi." Tobi merely shook his head. He was too jealous of Sasori to even speak to him.
"No fair! I would've loved to see that!" Hidan pouted. Kakuzu gave him them all an irritated look. "I don't care what you did, just, how much money did you spend?"
"All of it, yeah."
"What?! I'll kill you!" Deidara hid behind Sasori. "I'm kidding! Actually, Itachi spent the most. As you can see, he's drunk, and passed out, yeah...Oh, and Hidan, I got pictures for you, yeah." Deidara flashed him his digital camera, full of pictures of Itachi booty dancing and Sasori being sexy. Maybe I'll just keep the Sasori pictures, yeah...
"Pictures? Shit, I wanna see those little fuckers. Gimme the damn camera." Hidan lunged at Deidara, in hopes of retrieving the camera. "Sasori-danna, protect me, yeah!"
There was a loud thud, followed by cursing, and then more thuds.
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Leader-sama looked up from his paperwork. "What the hell are those idiots doing now?" He stood up, and went to go to tell them all to shut up.
What awaited him in the living room was quite the shocker.
Sasori, Hidan, and Deidara were in heap on the floor, fighting over what looked to a camera. Itachi had woken up, and was dancing on the coffee table in the living room, joined by Tobi. Kisame was trying to calm him down, and Kakuzu just sat there, mumbling something about money.
Leader-sama shook his head. "I don't even want to know."
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END. :D