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Welcome to When Worlds Collide! I shall be your host as you read this chapter of When Worlds Collide! Today we will be talking about Sonic the Hedgehog. He is a jolly blue little hedgehog who protects his home of Knothole. His friends, Miles "Tails" Prower, Knuckles the Echidna, Princess Sally, Amy, and the rest gang were enjoying a day beach. As you will read, it turns out to be a nightmare for them…
"Come on, Sonic! Get in the water!" Amy shouted.
"Yea, Sonic! You know you want to!" Tails shouted.
"Tails, you're not even in the water! You're just hovering above it!" Sonic shouted.
"At least I'm near the water!" Tails shouted.
"Whatever…" Sonic said.
"What are you scared? Chicken? BaKak, BaKak!" Knuckles teased.
"No, but you are!" Sonic said.
"Hey, man, don't tell anyone!" Knuckles said.
"I'm just playin' with ya Knuck," Sonic said.
"Ha ha ha!" they all laughed.
"Keep it down over there! I'm tryin' to sleep and get a tan at the same time!" Vector said.
"Has anyone seen Espio?" Charmy asked.
"Hmph!" Espio grunted as he became visible.
"Come on, sugah! It's just some wata!" Bunnie pleaded.
"But ze beach is crawling with bacteria!" Antoine said.
"Just try it, Antoine," said Julie-Su.
"Hey, look who's here!" Mighty shouted.
"Yep, it's me alright!" Ray said.
"Hey, Charmy!" Saffron said.
"Saffron!" Charmy shouted.
"Hey, Sally, you made it!" Sonic said.
"Hey, Sonic!" Sally said.
"Has anyone seen Rouge?" Knuckles asked.
"I'm right here Knuckles!" Rouge shouted.
"Well look who decided to come," Sonic said.
"I'm only here because Omega and Rouge forced me to come," Shadow said.
"Hey whatever you say," Sonic said.
Rumble, Rumble, Grumble…"Tails! Was that an earthquake?!" Sonic shouted.
"Hang on let me ask Nicole!" Tails shouted back.
BOOM!!
"Tails! Ask Nicole about that too!" Sonic shouted.
"Okay!" Tails shouted back.
"That was no earthquake, Tails!" said Nicole in her computer-y voice. "That was Eggman!"
"Sonic! Egman is coming!!" Tails shouted.
"Great! Just when we were all having fun!" Sonic mumbled.
I think this might be a good breakpoint for us to stop the show. Let us recap: Sonic and friends were having a jolly time but Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnick had to ruin their fun in the sun. What do you think will happen next? Tune in next time!