Wow. I wasn't expecting so many reviews for the first chapter! Thanks you guys:D

By the way, megumi-sachou wanted to know who was saying those random lines. It was basically just all the members. Kisame could have been saying one, Itachi the other, yadda yadda. x3

Note- Unfortunately, I don't own Naruto. If I did, then..well... 8D

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After many hours of bickering and arguing, the order of the dates was in place. How did they all manage to do this? They drew straws.

First up would be Itachi.

Followed by Sasori.

Followed by Kakuzu.

Followed by Hidan.

Followed by Kisame.

Followed by Zetsu.

And finally...Deidara. To say the least, Deidara wasn't happy.

"Why am I last, unnn?" He sat pouting on the couch.

"Because you picked the shortest straw, idiot." Hidan piped up.

They were all sitting in the living room, waiting for Tsuki to come out of her room, ready to go with Itachi. Itachi was sprawled out on the couch, looking uninterested as ever. But on the inside, his heart was pounding. He had chosen to take Tsuki to the...eyeglasses store. He needed help choosing a pair, as his eyesight was starting to become worse. Sure, it wasn't the best date ever, but Itachi knew once she looked into his crimson Sharingan eyes and put her fingers through his raven black hair, she would choose him.

Kisame looked over at his partner. "Hey Itachi, nervous?" He flashed him a sharp toothed grin.

"Of course...not. What's there to be nervous about?" I need a new coat of nail polish, he thought to himself.

Everyone was glancing at the clock. 11:59. One more minute, and she would come out of her room...

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After what seemed like hours of waiting, they heard a doorknob turn, and out walked Tsuki. She had told Itachi not to dress in his Akatsuki outfit, so they wouldn't attract attention. But boy, Tsuki would sure turn some heads! She was wearing a white, flouncy skirt and a pale pink halter top. Her purple hair was tight in a bun, and she had the smallest dab of lip gloss on her lips. She smiled at them all, and waved. "Ready, Itachi-san?"

Itachi's eyes widened for a minute, then quickly darted down to his jeans and t-shirt. "R-ready."

"All right guys. We'll be back at exactly six 'o clock. Try not to kill each other, okay?" She couldn't help but stare at Deidara and Hidan as she said it.

With that, they walked out of the lair, and prepared to go eyeglass shopping.

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"So, Itachi-san, where are we going?" Tsuki looked up at him, her violet eyes looking up at him with excitement.

"Well, erm, this is going to sound kinda...stupid, but, well, I need new glasses, so..."

Tsuki gasped. "Realllly? Oh my god, you would look so good in black, maybe a red frame...or maybe a green frame...it would bring out your facial features quite nicely."

Itachi smiled. So far, so good. "Oh look, here's the shop. Why don't we go inside?" He held the door open, and they waltzed inside.

Meanwhile, at the Akatsuki lair...

"Hidan, stop hogging all the damn popcorn, un!" The other men were all huddled around the small TV set, watching a movie, trying to get their minds of the date. The movie wasn't that interesting though.

"So, how do you think the date is going?" Kakuzu asked, almost dreamily.

"I'm sure Itachi's boring her half to death. He's sooo not her type, un." Deidara said in a fake valley girl voice.

Hidan looked up, annoyed. "Oh yeah? Well, Deidara, what is her type?"

..."Me! Un!" He fell over laughing. The other members looked away. "Asshole..."

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The door opened, and in walked Tsuki and Itachi. "Oooh, Itachi, you look sooo good in those glasses! Green was definately our best bet!"

He couldn't help but agree. "Yes, they do look quite good on me, don't they?" He smirked. The others will never let me live this down...

Tsuki suddenly embraced him. "Well, I had a good time today Itachi. But, I have to go get ready for tomorrow. Sasori's turn!" She walked down the hall, and into her room.

"Good...night."