Well, it was a big relief for Tyler. Finally the dream of long-deceased euthanasia patients was long gone. Tyler could finally get his head down. He thought of himself as a modern day Patrick O'Shea from Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere, without the 'dateless wonder' part. No sir. His life was great. He had Leslie, a set of great friends, and a job where he helps people. Oh yeah!
Or so he thought…
Giant, familiar faces in different hues faded slowly into vision and out again. Their incessant laughter, and the inability to open a door. That is, until a kid hopped up on every kind of illegal drug imaginable threw a key at him, and started saying "Oh, yeah, give it to me bee-yotch. Yesss!"
He picked up the key, but it started dancing. A man with an oversized guitar shouted something, and Tyler began to play around with the key. Then, a British voice came into his head. "A challenge, is it?"
"Got any fives?"
"Loser! It's Tuesday! I get all your horse balls!"
"Awww…"
"Come on. Don't squander your time."
"Hallo. I live in Fort Mansex. My name is Xemnas. Come and have the party with me."
"Alright Tyler. Fight fight fight."
"Mrs. Fiona Charming."
"Mrs. Fiona Charming."
"Mrs. Fiona Charming."
"Mrs. Fiona Charming."
"Mrs. Fiona Charming."
"Mrs. Fiona Charming."
"Mrs. Fiona Charming."
"Mrs. Fiona Charming."
"Mrs. Fiona Charming."
"Ahhhh!"
He came down to earth, and looked everywhere. He saw a book, and thought it would help to read. It didn't have any sort of designated title or back. He opened it up. It was a diary of someone named Fiona. That was well, until he saw the same line that plagued his dreams.
MRS. FIONA CHARMING…
Tyler screamed and woke up Leslie.
Oh well, more for the SHDT. You can spot a few more Nobodies and a certain movie in there. And was he on something?