This chapter, by far, is my favorite. XD

For now, the rest of the "date" chapters will be somewhat like Itachi's. So if that bores you can just skim them over. D

Bthe way, I realize that Tsuki is somewhat of a Mary Sue. I'm trying to work on her some, to make her less of one. I'm bad at making up characters. x3

I don't own Naruto blah blah blah.

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Deidara sulked. It was his danna's date today. Everyone loved Sasori, so he figured that Tsuki would fall for him. He couldn't see why. Sasori was a puppet. A puppet!

He walked into his and Sasori's room, and found Sasori sitting on his bed, staring at the wall. "Hey Sasori-danna, whatcha doing, un?"

Sasori looked up. "Thinking."

"Oh. Hey, danna, I have a question, un."

Sasori looked over, a little curious. "What?"

Deidara knew he'd get his ass kicked, so he backed up to the door somewhat. "Well, since you're a puppet, and you can't feel anything...how are you gonna show people a good time in bed, un?"

Sasori looked at him for a moment. He then twitched, and stood up. He took Deidara by the ponytail, and threw him out of the room, letting him land with a thud on the ground. "Idiot." With that, he walked back and gently closed the door, preparing for his date. "Hmm. Perhaps if I dress a little fancier than Itachi...I might have more of a chance. She seemed really happy last night..." After hours of sifting through his closet, he sat down with a sigh. "Ugh. I feel like such...a girl." Now he was starting to get worried. If I can't find any clothes...oh god. I have to find something.

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Knock knock.

Sasori looked up, noticing the knocking. He looked at the clock next to him. "Crap. It's 12:00! I know who that must be..." He shyly opened the door, coming face to face with Tsuki. If he could blush, his face would a flurry of red and pink. "S-sorry I'm late Tsuki. I was trying to find something to wear.." She smiled. "It's okay Sasori! So, what do you have planned?" He smiled. He had planned the perfect date. "Well, first I thought we could go on a walk in the park, and then, at night, they have puppet shows...we can watch one of those." She laughed. "Sounds like fun! Shall we head out?" Once again, a smile slowly creeped it's way up his face. He held out his arm, so Tsuki could link with him. "Let's!" As they were walking out, Deidara passed them.

"So danna, when you gonna get her in be-"

He got a sock in the stomach for that.

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"Whaddya guys wanna do today?" Everyone except Sasori was lazily sprawled out on the furniture, and Deidara was sitting one the floor. He was making multiple clay birds and other animals, then smashing them, then making them again. Itachi inspected his new glasses, and smiled. "Oh hey, Itachi, what's with the new glasses?" His partner Kisame asked.

"Tsuki picked them out for me yesterday...on our date."

There was suddenly a fit of laughter from Hidan. "You took her to an eyeglass store? Ha...ha." He was holding his sides, cracking up.

"One more word out of you, and you'll be laughing for the next 72 hours."

The Akatsuki lair was suddenly very quiet.

Later that night...

Deidara was seated on his bed, reading a book on great artists, when he heard the doorknob turn, and in walked Sasori.

"So danna, how was it, un?"

He had a dreamy look in his eyes, and he seemed quite happy. "It was...fun."

"Oooh, danna, get any action, un???"

His dreamy expression suddenly turned cold, and he glared at Deidara. "No."

Deidara quickly looked away, because he knew that Sasori would turn him into a puppet if he said one more word. "Well, I'm going to bed. Goodnight, Sasori-danna, un."

Sasori mumbled a goodnight, turning off the light in their bedroom.