Thank you guys so much for all the reviews. I really wasn't expecting this story to get this much attention. .
Sorry I haven't updated! I had writer's block. D:
I don't own Naruto. 'Nuff said. :D
(By the way, I got the 'money mill' off of a money printing place in Boston, if you're wondering ;3)
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" Hum hum la la, money, money, money..." Kakuzu hummed as he pranced around the room. Hidan, who had just come back from one of his rituals, gave him an annoyed glance.
"What the hell are you so damn happy about?"
"This date. It will definately be the best one yet."
Hidan smirked. "Oh yeah? Well, what are you planning to do?"
Kakuzu sighed happily, and then turned to face him. "We're taking a tour of the money mill! We get to see all that beautiful money being made! And then, they have the first dollar bill to ever be made..."
"Sounds like you're more interested in the date than the girl you're taking."
Kakuzu turned around facing Hidan. "Why? Because I love money?"
"Yup."
Kakuzu smirked. "Well, you can take all that bullcrap and shove it up your ass. I have a date to make." He walked out of the room and down the hall, leaving Hidan still staring blankly at him.
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He met up with Tsuki in the hall, and Kakuzu told her where they would be headed.
"Oooh, a money mill, eh? Sounds like we'll get a history lesson!" She clapped her hands, and they left, Kakuzu smiling under the cloth that covered his mouth.
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"Sempaiiii! Sempaiiii!" Tobi rang out as he pounded on Deidara and Sasori's door.
The door opened a crack, revealing a blue eye. "What, un?"
"Wanna play a game with me, Sempai? It's funnn!"
"Not now, un. I'm working."
"On what?"
Deidara smirked. "New explosives. Keep annoying me, and you'll be my latest test subjet, un."
"Aww, Sempai, you're so mean!" Tobi pouted and walked down the hall, calling to Zetsu.
Deidara groaned. "What an annoying brat..."
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Six 'o clock finally rolled around, and the two came home, Kakuzu's arms full of money, and other merchandise from the mill.
"That was fun, Kakuzu! I didn't know money had such a bright history. Well, good night."
Kakuzu smiled, and continued hugging his money. "Night..."