Okay, I know I haven't updated this story in like, FOREVER. Sorry about that ..

But anyway, here we go. Two more chapters till we find outtt (:

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"Wow Zetsu-san! You really do have a green thumb!" Tobi exclaimed as he watched the plant man work in his greenhouse. Zetsu had set up the greenhouse himself, since the rest of the members didn't take to other man eating plants. As far as they were concerned, one was more than enough.

"What the hell do you expect? I am techincally a plant." The black side of Zetsu tended to be a little more...roudier..than Zetsu's white side. "Hn. Wonder what time it is...I have to take Tsuki out today..."

Tobi looked at him. "Zetsu-san, you were finally able to get a date? Yay for Zetsu-san!" For a little while, Tobi ran around the greenhouse chanting for Zetsu. "Tobi...calm down..." "Tobi, shut the hell up and get your ass back here." Hearing Zetsu's black side, Tobi walked back towards him, smirking under his orange mask. "Sooo Zetsu-san, where are you taking herrr?"

"Where do you think a giant plant man would take someone?" Tobi thought for a moment. "The movies! That way...no one can see the flytrap! Tobi's a good boy, right Zetsu-san?!"

Zetsu sighed, shaking his head. "Tobi, you're a good boy, but no. Not the movies. I'm taking her to the botanical gardens..." Zetsu had always enjoyed the gardens, since no one could tell that he could just as easily be part of it. "I knew that Zetsu-san! I was just...uh...testing you! Right! Testing you!"

After watering the rest of his plants, Zetsu stood up, exiting the greenhouse, Tobi at his heels. "Tobi, don't you have anyone else you can go and bother?" Tobi nodded. "Maybe Sasori-san will let me play with his puppets! See you later, Zetsu-san!" Zetsu sighed. "Don't get your hopes up." He walked inside the main building, where he saw Tsuki standing in the hallway. "Oh. You. Sorry, was I late?"

Tsuki turned around, smiling. "No. I just like to come a bit early. So are you ready to go?" He nodded. "I think you might like where we're going. The...botanical gardens...?"

"Oh, perfect! I love flowers."

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"Do you think he ate her yet?" Kisame and Itachi were in the kitchen, looking for something to eat.

"For her sake, I hope not," Itachi blandly stated as he fished through the cupboards. Kakuzu needs to go shopping...

"Yeah. Cuz then we won't have any more chicks lying around the house." Sure, Kisame wasn't really into humans, but that's not to say that he didn't like them.

"Hm. Not exactly how I would've said it...but whatever." Itachi picked up a cup of instant ramen, setting it in the microwave.

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The door opened, and in walked a giant plant, followed by Tsuki. Deidara was sitting on the couch, and watched them come in.

"Oh, Zetsu, you didn't eat her, un? Wow." Deidara smirked. Intimidating people was fun. To his dismay, Tsuki spoke up. "No, he didn't. Actually, I had quite a good time. Zetsu is one of my favorites." She smirked back at him. Intimidating blonde, cocky, assholes was fun.

"Well, I'm tomorrow, un. We'll see who the favorite turns out to be, un." Tsuki waved him off. "Whatever Deidara." She turned back to Zetsu. "Goodnight Zetsu. Today was very fun."

But tomorrow, lord only knows what Deidara will have us doing...

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Sorry for the shortness. Next chapter will be longer. I promise. I swear my life on it xD