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Chapter eight. Fweee 83

I don't own anything. Except Tsuki. She's mine.

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Deidara was like a child on Christmas morning. He pranced to breakfast, pranced back to his room, even pranced into the bathroom. Why? Because he got his date today. It wasn't exactly that he wanted her to pick him. Then he would feel like a dog on a leash. He just wanted to prove to the rest of the Akatsuki that he could become a favorite of a girl.

Sasori sat at his work bench, fixing a nick in Hiruko's tail when he heard the bedroom door open and humming. Deidara's here..."What are you so happy about?"

Deidara turned around. "Hehe. Today's my date. She'll forget all about you guys when I take her on my date, un." Sasori raised his eyebrows. "Oh? And where would that be, Deidara?"

The blonde ninja smirked. "Like I'd tell you, Sasori-danna. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and get ready." He walked into the bathroom, closing and locking the door behind him.

Sasori sat there, puzzled for a minute. "Where could he be going? It'll probably have something to do with clay...or explosions...or both..." He shrugged, turning back to Hiruko. Nothing would ever beat the puppet show in the park he took Tsuki to, as far as he was concerned. Although, she did seem pretty happy coming back from Itachi's date...how that Uchiha does it, I'll never know.

After what seemed like hours, Deidara finally came out of the bathroom...looking the same as ever. "Deidara, you don't look any different." Deidara giggled. "Sasori-danna, you don't know how much I went through in there, un! I'm sure Tsuki will notice. She's high maitnence, just like me, un!" He pouted. Sasori would never even be able to comprehend how a beauty queen got ready every morning.

"Well, I'm going to win my girl over Danna. Bye, un." He waved, and strode off down the hall and into the main living room. I wonder where she is, un...He stood there for a few minutes, before hearing footsteps coming from down the hall.

"Oh, Deidara. You're already here. Sorry I'm a little late. So, what do you have planned for us?" She smiled at him. God, he looks like a girl...people are gonna think we're gay or something...Deidara stared at her a minute. "Guess, un." He enjoyed toying with her, and making her irritated. Then again, he liked irritating anyone. "Umm. Something to do with clay..." Deidara nodded. "Hmm. Hn." She shrugged. "I give up." Deidara smirked. I win, un. "We're only going to the most fun place in the world, un! Plaster Fun Time! We can paint clay, un! Then explode it!" He threw his hands up in the air, before making a 'boom' sound.

Tsuki sweatdropped. Haven't been there in years. "Sounds interesting. Shall we be off?" Before Deidara could respond, Tsuki was halfway out the door. Ugh. She seems stubborn and loud. Just like me, un...great.

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The entire Akatsuki hideout was on edge. Where had Deidara taken Tsuki? He hadn't told anyone. "That bastard..." Hidan mumbled to himself.

"Relax Hidan. Deidara couldn't have taken her anywhere too fancy. He doesn't have that long of an attention span..." Itachi wasn't that worried. He could easily out-sexyfie Deidara anyday. Well, according to all the Itachi fangirls of America.

Sasori nodded. "Besides, Tsuki can't stand him anyway. Says his ego is too big, and he's an asshole. I have to agree with her." Sasori felt a high school girl, gossiping like this. I need a life...

"Not to mention he acts like a total girl!" The rest of the members nodded. Deidara did have some 'womanly' qualities to him. "If he was a girl, I might just wanna bang the hell out of that." Hidan looked around, seeing the stunned looks on the other members faces. "Oh come on! I've bet you've all thought about it before! So shut the fuck up!" He sat down, arms crossed, a pout on his face.

"Actually, he is pretty good in bed."

"WHAT?!"

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"Deidara, you're an idiot." Tsuki stated as they walked in. "Oh yeah? How, un?" Deidara seemed pretty pissed off too.

"Well, let's see. You blew up Plaster Fun Time. You know how many little children's dream were just crushed? You almost got us caught by ANBU because of your little explosion frenzy. And then, you purposely crashed your own god damn bird." She folded her arms, and glared at Deidara. He just shrugged. "You know you had fun, un." She sighed. "Like I said, you're an idiot." Without even saying goodnight, she walked to her room, opening the door. Deidara stood there, smirking. "She loves me, un."

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I love my mind.

So, who will Tsuki chooooose? Itachi, Sasori, Kakuzu, Hidan, Kisame, Zetsu, or Deidara? You'll just have to wait. ;D

Not long though. Don't worry. x3