Author's Note: Ehh...sorry on the long update guys. I really couldn't think of anything and everything I wrote was NOT funny at all. It's short...ehh i dunno...This was I think the best I could do right now. DARN U WRITER'S BLOCK!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto...or do I? o.O?
Ramenluver- Naruto
Death2allMilanocookies- Gaara
Imafanofafan- Temari
pUpp3tzRk00L- Kankuro
UchihaSasuke- a purdy fairy (jk haha)
HaiSpandex: MJ O.O
tehBESTsensei- Kakashi sensei
Conversations
By: Jenn992
CHAPTER TWO:
Milano Cookies
Death2allMilanocookies has entered conference.
Death2allMilanocookies: Tell me why I shouldn't leave the chatroom.
Ramenluver: im lonely :(
Death2allMilanocookies: Oh how sad. I suppose this is the part where the readers go "aww."
Ramenluver: readers?!
Death2allMilanocookies: ...
Ramenluver: why do u hate milano cookies? their good
Death2allMilanocookies: SUUUUURE!!!
Ramenluver: o.O;
Death2allMilanocookies: You think they're little innocent cookies...then-
Ramenluver: then...?
Death2allMilanocookies: MOTHER!!!!!!
Death2allmilanocookies has left the conference.
Ramenluver!!!!!!!!
Imafanofafan has entered the conference.
Imafanofafan: What is it?
Ramenluver: y does Gaara hate Milano cookies?!
Imafanofafan: ...
Ramenluver: what?
Imafanofafan: Don't even go there...
Ramenluver: go where?
Imafanofafan: Why are you under there?
Ramenluver: under where?! o.O
Imafanofafan: HAHA U SAID "UNDERWEAR!!!!!!"
Imafanofafan has left the conference.
Ramenluver: ok...I wonder if ALL of their family is phsyco...
pUpp3tzRk00L has joined the conference.
pUpp3tzRk00L: WAZZUP MY N(GGA
Ramenluver: apparently so...
pUpp3tzRk00L: huh
Ramenluver: nothing...
Ramenluver: y does Gaara hate milano cookies?
pUpp3tzRk00L: Well I cant tell u
Ramenluver: WHY?!
pUpp3tzRk00L: all I can tell u is that it has 2 do with an elphant, a chainsaw, REALYL bad milk, milano cookies, and a death
Ramenluver: ...forget I asked
pUpp3tzRk00L: K...the longer i stya here wit u da more I think im gayy C YA L8ER MY N(GGER
pUpp3tzRk00L has left the conference.
Ramenluver: What's a n(gger?
ch33ry has entered the conference.
Ramenluver: HI SAKURA!!
Ch33ry: Have you seen Sasuke in-
Ramenluver: ALWAYS SASUKE, SASUKE, SASUKE WITH YOU!!!
Ch33ry: ...
Ramenluver: I NEVER EVEN GET A DECENT HI FROM YOU!! HI NARUTO HOWS IT GOING OR HI NARUTO WANNA HANG OUT LATER? BUT OHHH NOO...!!!
UchihaSasuke has entered the conference.
Ramenluver: ITS ALWAYS I WANNA HUG SASUKE, I WANNA KISS SASUKE, I WANNA SLEEP WITH SASUKE!!!
UchihaSasuke has left the conference.
Ramenluver: ...
Ch33ry: Bad timing, huh?
Ramenluver: ya THINK?!
Ch33ry: Well, you don't have to be so mean. :(
Ch33ry has left the conference.
Ramenluver: I hate myself...
UchihaSasuke has declined to join.
UchihaSasuke: fruit...
Ramenluver: I AM NOT A FRUIT!!!
HaiSpandex has joined the conference.
Ramenluver: speakin of fruits...
HaiSpandex: Hi Naruto!
Ramenluver: hey...Lee...
HaiSpandex: You look like you are stressed.
Ramenluver: kinda...i can NEVER have a decent chat with anyone...I started this whole Konoha chatroom thing...and I am NOT getting appreciated for ANY of this...
HaiSpandex: That seems bad.
Ramenluver: well...it is
HaiSpandex: Want to come over my house?
Ramenluver: ...no thanks bushybrow...
HaiSpandex: Come please? Gai sensei just made cookies.
Ramenluver: Gai sensei can make cookies? o.O
HaiSpandex: No.
HaiSpandex has been kicked out of conference.
Ramenluver: thank you eject button THANK YOU
Ch33ry has joined conference.
Ch33ry: damnit, not here...
Ramenluver: who?
UchihaSasuke has joined conference.
Ramenluver: hi Sasuke
UchihaSasuke: shut up, im looking for Kakashi sensei
Ramenluver: why
UchihaSasuke: bcuz he has something of mine i want back
Ramenluver: what is it
UchihaSasuke: none of ur friggin business gay dip
UchihaSasuke has left the conference.
Ramenluver: i would like to say...how ruuuuude
TehBESTsensei has entered the conference.
Ramenluver: you spelled "the" wrong sensei
tehBESTsensei: That's the point.
Ramenluver: huh
tehBESTsensei: Why did you spell "luver" wrong?
Ramenluver: i spelled it wrong?!?!
tehBESTsensei: Oh, I guess you didn't know...
Ramenluver: and no one told me?!?!
tehBESTsensei: I can't stay here long, Sasuke is trying to hunt me down for something I took from him.
Ramenluver: what did you take?
tehBESTsensei: None of your friggin business.
Ramenluver: That's what Sasuke said!
tehBESTluver: dhu
Ramenluver: what?
tehBESTsensei: dhu
Ramenluver?!
tehBESTsensei: dhu
Ramenluver: dhu?
tehBESTsensei: yes
tehBESTsensei has left the conference.
Ramenluver: ...
Author's Note: hehe...it gets stupider everytime i read it...but yeah...review guyz :)