Cat: This is not poetic or some of my best work. But I thought it was funny to take the characters of all the SPD Rangers to the next level. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I wonder if you can buy the Power Rangers on e-bay…
Lyr paused, turning to stare at the five Rangers amid the destruction and havock he'd been creating. They stared back at him for a moment. Without warning, Lyr burst into helpless laughter.
"Okay, I officially have no idea what's going on here." Green said to his team.
"Who cares? Let's just kick his butt." Yellow suggested, reminding them all what they were supposed to be doing.
"Right. Let's go." Red ordered and they charged.
Lyr stopped laughing that instant. He didn't move as the Rangers rushed towards him. They continued running until only a few feet from the villain and they all suddenly realized that he was not going to try to escape, or to fight them. They slid to a stop.
Lyr didn't move. He just held out his hands as if to say, 'go ahead and cuff me, I dare you.' Blue obliged and Lyr just started laughing again.
In a matter of moments they had loaded him into the back seat of the jeep, preparing to bring him back to SPD Headquarters for questioning. Lyr was laughing the entire time.
"OKAY!" Yellow shouted, jerking the steering wheel sharply to the right. Pink squealed in terror. "I'm going crazy! Someone please shut him up!" behind her, Lyr only laughed harder.
"Is everything all right over here?" Blue asked professionally, pulling up beside them on his bike.
"No! Everything is not all right!" A large truck was forced to pull off the edge of the road to avoid the Rangers. Pink screamed again.
"Watch the road!"
"He won't stop laughing! It's like the Energizer Bunny except he's not as quiet as the Energizer Bunny!"
"That was very Bridge of you, Z." Red said, pulling alongside the driver's side of the car.
"What was Bridge of who? Or is it whom?" Green wanted to know.
"Now Jack, we should all be respectful of each other. It's in the SPD handbook page—"
"ARG!!!!" That time Yellow nearly ran over Green on accident. Pink had her head between her knees and was trying very hard to remember to breathe. Lyr was still laughing.
"Hey! Watch it Z!" Blue reprimanded. Lyr still laughed.
"CAN I SHOOT HIM PLEASE!?!?!?"
"That's it!" Pink said, jumping up in her seat. "Gimme the wheel!" Z swerved again as a short war over the steering wheel began.
"Syd you're in the wrong seat! It's illegal!" Yellow protested, successfully distracted from Lyr. Blue, Green, and Red Rangers all decided it was probably safer somewhere away from the jeep and had pulled in front and back of them, clearing traffic and removing themselves from the immediate vicinity of the two insane drivers.
"But you've gone over the deep end!"
"Have not!"
"Have too!"
"Have not!"
"Have too!" None of the other Rangers commented on the fact that they were having a "did-not-did-too" argument.
Lyr was still laughing.
"Come on! Just let me drive and you can pummel Lyr all you want." Pink offered, striking sudden inspiration. Yellow decided that she liked that idea and instantly released the wheel. Pink jumped to catch it, narrowly avoiding a flaming death. Yellow had launched herself into the back seat and was repeatedly attempting to punch Lyr in the face.
"Z! You can't kill him! We've got to bring him in for questioning!" Blue shouted, once again paying attention to the happenings in the jeep. The villain had his arms in front of his head to protect himself and Blue suspected that Yellow was doing more damage to herself then to anyone else, but still. Rules were rules.
Cat: There you have it. Please review.