A/N-Written after eating chocolate. You've been warned.

Disclaimer-The characters aren't mine; I'm just borrowing them for this increasingly random story.

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When they ran off in search of Kel, none of them got very far.

She was standing in the doorway.

"Kel!" shouted Alanna.

"Me…want…cookie…"

She held out her arms. Neal let out the most, high-pitched, feminine scream anyone had ever heard.

Kel's eyes changed.

"Me…want…. squeaky boy…."

"You want the squeaky boy? You can have the squeaky boy." Alanna pushed Neal towards Kel.

George, by that point, was bored. Again.

"Alanna!" Neal shrieked. "What will she do to me?"

"Whatever she wants. Goodbye, squeaky boy. Try not to kill yourself. Don't play with sharp objects."

And Kel dragged Neal out of the doorway, where no one knew of his fate.

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Poor Jon. Still bored.

"Thayetttttttt?" he asked.

"Yes, Jonny-poo?" his wife asked.

"I'm boreddddd."

"Men really do have short-term memory, don't you remember saying that…five seconds ago?"

"Thayetttttt? I'm boredddd"

He broke out crying.

"It's ok, look, look, if you really wanted to, I bet we can go down to Corus and secretly kill some commoners!"

Jon immediately brightened. He happily skipped out of the throne room.

Crying can get you anything! He cheerfully thought. Nothing like a couple of killing's to brighten a king's day.

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Daine and Numair were still arguing about how being bored could actually cause a cure for boredom, because if you were looking for cured for boredom than you wouldn't be bored, unless the task of looking for a cure for boredom could be boring.

But then, right in the middle of Daine's speech, a bunny appeared in front of them.

"Hark!" the bunny said. "Bow down…to…The Boredom Bunny!"

Daine shrieked, and cowered.

"Daine! What's this?"

"The Boredom Bunny! He's the cause of all boredom!" she said through sobs. "I mean, he's so important that the name The Boredom Bunny! has to be written in bold and have and exclamation mark after it!"

"Not in bold!" Numair gasped.

"In bold indeed. Now bow, you idiotic humans!"

They both obliged.

"Why are you here?" Numair asked.

"To kill you! Muhahahahacoughcoughhahahaha! When I heard you were trying to find a cure for boredom, I knew I must stop you!"

"So…how will you kill us?"

"By boredom! Muhahahahha!"

Numair shook his head.

"That was the worst 'Muhahahahhahahaha' I've ever heard. Emphasis on the 'Mu', not the 'ha'."

"You mean like this? MUhahahahahahahaha." The Boredom Bunny! said.

"Better," Daine continued, "but now put more body motion into it. Feel it, feel it!"

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While Daine and Numair were instructing The Boredom Bunny! on how to Muhahahahhaha properly, Neal was in Kel's quarters.

"Squeak!" Kel shouted at him. "Squeak!"

They were sitting on the floor, Kel trying to get Neal to 'squeak".

"No!"

"Yes!"

"Look…you like vegetables right? How 'bout we sneak down to the kitchens, steal some vegetables, and bombard the castle? Then you can get obsessed with something else."

"Vegetables…"she said, eyes dreamy. "VEGETABLES!" she screamed.

"Yes! Vegetables indeed."

They snuck down to the kitchens. Unfortunately, all of the vegetables had been eaten by something called The Boredom Bunny! who had recently come to Corus.

"Need…something…catapult…" Kel said.

Her eyes found a cow, who was in the farms nearby. It moo-ed.

"MOO!" she shouted. She went to four legs. "MOOOOOOO"

Neal was happy at this outcome, although Kel kept switching things she was obsessed with.

Dom walked by.

"So Kel's a cow, I see."

"Yep."

"Interesting. She's going to have to be milked soon."

Neal stared at his cousin in disgust at what he was implying.

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A/N-O.o that was interesting, I shocked myself there. Look out for chapter three! Randomness is good. Please review!