There is still hope left for me in this world.

Today, I swore I could have pummeled my teacher to death. This pathetic idiotic nitwit of a teacher. (My World Studies teacher) she gave everyone who presented their projects (That volunteered) an extra 10 points. Everyone who didn't present was like, "WHAT THE FUCK?"

My friend cried over this because she needed to get a good grade on this or else her parents will get really mad or something.

I didn't present either and totally killed her in my mind.

My Sweet Little Game

Last night, that website Sakura went on called My Sweet little Game, totally gave Sakura a new way to look at Sasuke. Now, she knew for sure that she was going to chase after Sasuke and get his heart no matter what.

To prove her point, she deleted her account on that dating website and even crushed her computer's network system, which she learned later on that it wasn't such a great idea as she thought it was when she did it. (Of course, she was high…)

The next day was a sunny day and she went outside to go buy the groceries like she promised.

But her real goal was to locate Sasuke and tell him all about her dedication to him.

I'm guessing Sakura can't really take hints from Sasuke. (ESL: I have nothing against Sakura and Sasuke. In fact, they're my favorite characters…sorta)

The streets were crowded and the sun blistered the road.

Sakura spotted Naruto sitting at the ramen stand eating his ramen and chattering away.

Ugh…Sakura thought. I'm so glad I'm dedicated to Sasuke from now on…

She quickly skipped away on the search for her sweetheart.

(Somewhere else)

Sasuke was training diligently my himself at the training grounds. Weapons lay scattered around here and there and he was panting hard. This morning's little training session wore him down. He rubbed his neck.

Thank god Sakura went on that website…Sasuke thought as he sat down against a pole to take a swig of water. Please tell me she found someone else to annoy. Just leave me alone.

His comfort was quickly destroyed as a little tint of pink appeared in the horizon. Sakura was running towards him, happily waving her arms at Sasuke who cringed.

There goes my weekend. Sasuke thought in his head.

Sakura raced towards him and shouted. Sasuke got up from his comfortable sitting position. Oh well…at least those three seconds in heaven were good enough…

"What the hell do you want now?" Sasuke asked angrily.

Sakura huffed and puffed as soon as she made her way to Sasuke. She was still smiling ever so widely. Sasuke grunted. It didn't appear that Sakura was about to leave him alone.

In Sasuke's mind, when he rehearsed his version of yesterday night's conversion online with Sakura as he gave her the website, Sakura had seen the light of it after about 2 minutes and promised to leave Sasuke alone from then on and find herself some guy that was in her league.

Unfortunately, the real Sakura is a much harder nut to crack.

"Sasuke-kun! Thanks for showing me that website yesterday!" Sakura chirped.

"…uh-huh…" Sasuke said. Had she found her soul mate and come here to announce that she no longer wanted to pester him and she was going to move far far away somewhere in the mountains?

"Thanks to that website, I've found enlightenment!" Sakura said happily.

"…uh huh…" Sasuke muttered.

"I'M GOING TO DEDICATE MY LIFE TO YOU FROM NOW ON!" Sakura promised with her fists to her heart and an anime tear slipping past her cheek.

Sasuke choked.

"WHAT THE HELL?" Sasuke sputtered at Sakura. "LEAVE ME ALONE! WHY WON'T YOU TAKE A HINT?"

Sakura paused and stared at Sasuke who was still choking on god knows what.

"What?" Sakura asked.

"Leave me alone!" Sasuke managed to say before strutting off.

Sakura stood there, fists still raised at her heart. She felt like she'd just been stabbed in the chest a million times. Worse, she felt like she was losing her best friend.

(Moments later)

Sakura walked down the streets of Konoha, head down in frustration. She'd try countless times to impress Sasuke, but now she was getting this feeling that Sasuke wasn't playing hard to get anymore and this wasn't a joke.

"Sakura-chan!" Some familiar voice called out from across the road.

Sakura turned around and spotted Naruto, waving at her from the ramen stand.

Sakura groaned. Great, her weekend was ruined.

"What do you want, Naruto?" Sakura asked when Naruto continuously called her name and waved his hands at her.

"Come eat some ramen with us!" Naruto signaled and grinned. He hopped back onto the stoll in the ramen stand.

Us? Who else is with him? Sakura wondered. She slowly walked towards the ramen stand. Maybe a hot bowl of noodles will cure her ails.

Sakura approached Ichiraku and heard familiar voices.

She walked into the ramen stand and came to an abrupt stop. There, perched on two seats next to Naruto, was…Neji and Lee.

The corner of Sakura's mouth dropped a bit. She twitched. After that little chat episode with Lee last night, she was really mad at him. And now, of all the people, LEE was sitting here eating like a moronic idiot.

"OH, HI, SAKURA-SAN!" Lee shouted at her, waving his arms with a mouth full of noodles.

Sakura glared and cringed at the same time.

"I've invited her to eat with us!" Naruto said. Of course, he as acting on impulse and doesn't care if Lee was the last fucking person Sakura wanted to see after that little episode with Sasuke earlier.

Sakura huffed. "I guess it can't be helped." She took a seat next to Naruto. Lee and Neji were sitting on the other side of the counter, so she was safe from them for now.

"How are you doing, Sakura-san?" Lee asked, blushing.

"As if you didn't know." Sakura growled at lee. She picked up a bowl filled with ramen and snapped apart a pair of chopsticks.

Lee's eyebrows rose. Was Sakura mad at him?

But for a while later, the boys continued talking about whatever they were talking about before Sakura sat down. She was quiet and enjoying her ramen quite fine, not butting in on their conversation until…

"Yea, I was talking to some girl online yesterday…" Neji said.

Sakura's ears twitched.

"Really? What happened?" Lee asked.

"She ditched." Neji replied grumpily.

"That sucks." Naruto said and slurped his second helping of ramen.

"What was her screen name?" Lee asked.

"I think it was…ShojoGirl." Neji said, not raising an eye at all.

Bells, sirens, alarms and buzzers went off in Sakura's mind. She turned a dark shade of purple and stood up suddenly, nearly toppling the counter.

"SAKURA-CHAN! WHAT'S WRONG?" Naruto asked startled. The others looked at her with wide eyes too.

Sakura pointed a shaking finger at Neji and shouted. "WHAT DID YOU SAY THAT SCREEN NAME WAS?"

"…" Neji was trembling with fear while hugging Lee, both of them shaking in the corner as Sakura closed in around them. Naruto was confused.

"TELL ME!" Inner Sakura arose and took control of this situation. She approached Neji and Lee and asked again. "TELL ME!"

"I-it was…S-s-shojoGirl…" Neji cried.

Sakura nearly toppled over.

"PLEASE DON'T EAT US!" Lee and Neji both screamed in fear.

Sakura fell over. Inner Sakura vanished. Naruto stood up along with Neji and Lee. They all looked scared of what Sakura was going to do next.

"Are you sure?" Sakura asked, trembling.

Neji nodded slowly. Was this some kind of trick?

Sakura looked at Lee.

Lee looked surprised.

"OH NO! YOU MEAN…I WAS CHATTING WITH YOU?" Sakura pointed a finger at Neji with great disbelief. "AND NOT YOU?" She pointed her finger at Lee.

Neji looked surprised as well.

"YOU'RE HHMADNESS?" Sakura cried at Neji.

End of chapter.

So the secret was revealed. (It was one crappy secret though.)

Neji is HHmadness. Now what? I'm not sure, because I'm making this up at the brink of my mind.

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