(Yawns) Hey guys. Sorry I didn't get it out yesterday. I had to baby sit then watch my sister at the watter park then I had the worlds biggest headach and because of it I missed the first 15 minutes of Naruto! Ok well here's the next chapter!

Disclamer:... Damn it you guys know this shit already!

Patience sucks ass 'tebayo!

Naruto taped his foot impatiently. The microwave beeped and he opened the poor abused microwave door for about the thousandth time that day. He pulled out the ramen at lightning speed then cussed profusely as the burning broth splashed all over him. He grabbed a pair of chopsticks out of his top kitchen drawer and shoved them into the cup of ramen. Naruto heard his front door open and laughter as Iruka walked in. Naruto glared wrathfully at the tan sensei.

"Naruto! What was that for!", Iruka yelled at him for the glare. He stared back at Naruto then saw the beads of tears in his eyes. "Naruto! Whats wrong?" Iruka walked up to the glaring boy and put his hands on his shoulders.

"He almost died...", Naruto whispered before throwing himself at his father figure, "I couldn't do anything!!! Why am I so damn useless!!! SASUKE!!!", he screamed out crying into Iruka's chest.

Iruka immediately knew what was wrong. "Oh Naruto... you love him don't you?", Iruka whispered smoothing down the blonds wiled hair. He felt Naruto nod into his chunnin jacket. "It's ok... just cry... I understand."

Naruto bawled heavily into the loving mans chest. Iruka rocked him back and forth running his fingers through Naruto's hair whispering calming words of encouragement. After a while of just rocking Naruto back and forth Iruka pulled him away gently and looked into his tear filled orbs of sky. "Are you ok with this Naruto?"

"Of course not... thats why I'm crying!", Naruto sobbed.

"Not with the Sasuke thing. I meant the liking another guy thing", Iruka explained wiping away the blond's tears with the back of his hand.

Naruto looked down and mumbled, "It is kinda weird."

Iruka smiled. "Thats how I felt when I first liked Kakashi."

"What?", Naruto asked in disbelief. There was just no way that the Icha Icha Paradise reading sense could be gay. "But Kakashi didn't feel the same way, right?"

Iruka stifled a laugh. "Oh my Naruto you have no idea."

Naruto opened his mouth in shock.

"His kiss was like fire and that's what turned me down the rainbow road", Iruka joked. "But seriously Naruto he's about as strait as circle."

"Wow...your really corny", Naruto mumbled. He could no longer look at Kakashi the same way. "But wait! Then why dose he read those pervy books?"

"The ones he reads most are the yaoi editions", Iruka chuckled.

Naruto raised his eyebrow disbelievingly. All sines of tears gone from his sweet face.

"Don't you have somewhere to be?", Iruka said pushing Naruto toward the door.

"I can't! They wouldn't let me in", Naruto mumbled unhappily looking at the ground.

Iruka walked in front of Naruto and bent to his level, "If Kakashi-sensei was ever sick I would find away to get into that hospital to see him."

"Thanks Iruka... Wait... is that why your never home?", Naruto said first smiling then turning around to stare at him.

Iruka turned a shade of red that even a tomato could be proud of, "He he. Yeah about that!"

"I don't even want to know."

Naruto: Thankyou Guennol-chan for agreaing with me!

Me: Aw Naru-chan luvs Sasuke!

Naruto: (crys) Shut up!

Gaara: Told you she was lazy. She got one out late.

Me: You know what! You two can kiss my ass!!! See you guys tomorow!