A/N: oh wow oh wow oh wow! I'm so sorry for not updating!! to be perfectly honest, i sort of forgot about this fic!! but now i have a word processor on my comp therefore i will HOPEFULLY update this sooner! Once again i am SOOO sorry for not updating!

Disclaimer: I do not own TMNT


Donatello sat in the chair. "Hello?" He called out into the large empty room only to hear his own voice echo back at him. Suddenly a spot light turned on directly above him.

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars," The voice started up again, "Donatello, He has a crush on April."

"I do not!" Don protested.

"Donatello, he hasn't showered in four weeks and doesn't believe in deoderent!" The voice continued on.

"I do too shower!" Donny yelled angrily.

"Donatello, he likes to watch Teletubies!" He heard the voice say.

"What!" Donny yelled again. "Come here and show yourself!"

"Like I'm afraid of a green turtle who likes to watch baby shows!" The voice replied in a mocking matter.

Donatello sat down again. "Donatello, he needs anger management!"

"I do not." He replied trying to keep his cool.

"Donatello, he listens to 'The Farmer In The Dell' on a regular bases."

"That's it!" Don yelled with frustration while standing up and pulling out his bow staff. "Where are you!"

"This has been know your stars."


A/N: I'm sorry if Don was OC. I haven't watched the show in an extremely long time and am sort of "out of touch" with the characters. Well anyways, my next victim will be Mikey. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.