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Disclaimer: I own nothing in the Naruto-verse, only my characters of Kite and Dani. :) Just a standard warning...I'm sure there'll be language, lots of language, an attempt at funny jokes (hope I don't fall flat on my face) and citrus and/or lemon...we'll see. I don't think I left anything out...anyway on with the show.
Shinobi Elements
Chapter 10: An Unforgettable Lesson
Reluctantly, Kite and Dani gathered their necessary materials to take with them to the academy. Each nervous in her own way, the twins were uncertain how to proceed, or even how to breach such an uncomfortable subject. They were hoping that the right opening would appear and everything would be just fine.
Entering the door to their classroom both sat down to refreshen their minds over the required course material.
Scowling at the book before her Kite snapped, "Why couldn't Tsunade give us something less blushable?" Sending a forlorn expression her sister's way, "I just know Genma's gonna be an ass! He'll be like the kid in the back of the room taunting the teacher; never paying attention in class, I just know it!"
"Maybe he'll surprise you", Dani offered, "men often do. Besides, he, Kakashi and a few others are only here to ensure the guys don't get out of hand."
Kite crossed over to a window overlooking the playground. "Sis, you're forgetting who's all in this class...Naruto, Rock Lee, Kiba and Shikamaru. That's only covering the males. And I'm sure there'll be some kind of tension between Sakura and Ino for sure. Those two are just as bad as the men with their competitions!"
Hearing voices and steps rushing down the hall, Dani and Kite nodded at each other in silent encouragement. They had no time to speak as the door flew open admitting the various members of their class. Filing in, everyone found a seat while all the Jounin immediately sat at the back, stoic, with arms crossed; ready for this cake walk to begin.
Dani decided she'd begin by closing the door and greeting them. "Hello everyone. By now I'm sure you know my name, and for those of you who don't it's Dani, " gesturing towards her sister, "and this is Kite."
A voice erupted from the back, "You two are hot!"
Softly smiling, Dani answered, "Thank you, but that's not what we're here for. So if you guys will listen up, pay attention and participate...we'll get through this just fine." Her green eyes twinkled knowingly as she considered the many, various men in the room who favorited a certain literary series contained between two orange covers.
A hand shot up. Recognizing the owner's hand, she said, "Yes, Naruto?"
Blond hair askew, blue eyes shining he leaned forward. "Is it true you've never taught a class? Not one of this magnitude, or punishment, anyway, right?"
"Ow!"
All the guys snickered as they saw Naruto's quiet, but powerful, girlfriend dig her elbow into his ribs accompanying his impertinent question. Watching her lips move, all within listening distance strained to listen as she admonished him, "Behave Naruto!"
Everyone within earshot, quiet and attentive, waited to hear their reply. Kite answered this time. "Yes. It's true that we've never taught before, but I'm sure we can handle it. That's why we're here."
"As shinobi we will come across things we've never done before and must master without hesitation," Dani explained.
"I'd like to master you!"
Looking at the direction where the male voice eminated from she snapped, "I just bet you would...Kiba!"
Staring down the young man reaching down to pet his now full grown canine companion, Kiba refused to call him anything less, Akamaru. Smiling mischievously, he didn't count on the teachers being good enough, and quick enough, to catch him at his game.
Crossing his arms, he smirked. "Damn! She's good!"
Smiling as big as Kiba smirked she replied, "And don't you ever forget it!"
Kite snickered behind her hand. She'd never known Dani to pop off comedic comments like that to anyone but her. It was funny hearing someone else being on the end of her sometimes sadistic, funny phrases.
Kite walked back to the blackboard. Dangling down in front of it was a white screen with a string that said simply, "pull me". She did. Big mistake. The screen flew upwards very quickly and she heard male laughter and female gasps of outrage.
"What the hell?!" Dani and Kite were angry. Truth be told, they were beyond pissed.
There on the board, some idiot had drawn a curvy female form and labeled all the parts used during coitus, or sex. Outraged, Sakura, eyes flaming, fists in the air shouted, "Which one of you fuck-offs did this?!"
Sakura being a medic-nin knew all about the body, it's various parts, organs and functions. Too see a diagram used in such a lascivious, perverted manner enraged her to say the least.
For ten minutes it was discussed and no one person owned up to it at all. Exhausted of the subject, Dani calmly crossed to the board, picked up the eraser and wiped away the source of their conflict.
Turning her attention back to the class she said, "Okay, let's start this again."
Inhaling deeply she smiled serenely at the class, astounding them with her ability to be so calm. "In any given situation, we, shinobi must maintain a calm exterior. Do not show emotions for they could get you killed. But guys", she smiled calculatingly at them all, "in certain situations it may be necessary for you to use your body to get what you want. Or to escape."
The room had grown quieter with anticipation.
"Men, women have an advantage of you. Most of us, at some point, have learned to use the importance of body language, and movement, in our favor. For most men, they can be very uncomfortable with using their sexuality as a means to an end." Her voice rose in volume, "But don't worry guys. There are women who are just as uncomfortable using their sexuality as you are yours. For some it comes naturally, and for others they must work to achieve the same results."
Sharing a smile and look with her sister, Dani said, "Watch as I prove my point. My example will be with..." glancing down at the roll list then suddenly allowing her beautiful eyes to roam over the class, "Hyuuga, Neji. Come forward, please."
Sitting beside his best friend, and team mate, Tenten, he stood awkwardly to his feet, moving slowly to stand before the powerful kunoichi. Swallowing hard, he turned to sneak a peek at his training partner who was laughing her ass off behind her pale hands. I'll get her for this, he swore, teach her to laugh at me! White eyes narrowed at her behavior, arms crossed instinctively against his muscular chest.
Neji didn't like the feeling assailing his mind, a bad feeling that refused to let go. But maybe he'd be wrong for once. Maybe. It was a rare occasion when the gorgeous Byakugan user was wrong.
He could hear as Ino turned in her seat to ask Tenten what was going on. Tenten shrugged in reply. Then he saw red as the blond told her, "Whatever it is...I hope that our sensei makes him sweat! His chakra points and strings need to be loosened. His ass is way too tight!"
Ino continued by saying, "Tenten, I thought you'd loosened and cleared all his kinks by now. Surely after all this time you've had the opportunity to get into his pants! So what's he like? Is he killer in bed? Does his chakra level take you to new heights when you have sex?"
"Ino! That's none of your damned business!" The weapons user couldn't believe the voracious blond's curiosity! But then again Ino did work in her parent's flower shop, and she provided the town with loads of pretty hot gossip. But she'd be damned before she'd feed Ino intimate details of her and Neji's relationship! Not that there was anything to tell, but her lips resolved to stay silent on the matter.
"That's right, Ino! If Neji and Tenten are slamming sheets it's none of your business!" Angrily, Sakura defended Tenten because she knew how relentless her blond friend became if she smelled the slightest hint of something juicy to tell. "Would you want anyone asking you about you and Shikamaru's fuck-buddy deal?"
Shaking her head no, Ino said, "Guess not."
Flashing Tenten a triumphant look, Sakura finished with, "Well, then, just turn back around and leave Neji and Tenten to their own affairs. If something's going on and they want to tell you fine...but for Kami's sake...leave her alone until she's ready to spill details!"
Ino turned back around without a further word or question.
Sighing, Tenten wished that she and Neji were lovers! They'd been friends and partners so long but he wouldn't consider moving it to a higher, more intense level. He said it would screw up their perfected team dynamics if they moved in that direction; he'd stated firmly he never wanted to lose what existed between them. So friends to this day they stayed. Unfortunately.
Which brings us back to Neji standing uncomfortably at the front of the room; waiting for whatever was to occur.
Suddenly, Dani stood before him. Licking her full, slightly pink lips her eyes gazed upon him eagerly, a hawk hunting her prey. Stepping closer to him, voice lowered a pitch to sound like sex from the bedroom, Dani whispered, "If I were a true enemy and a first-class bitch I could use one of my special jutsu's on you, make you fall in love with me, tell me whatever I wished to know or worse yet...I could make you my willing slave." Her alluring voice caressed his ears, and his mind.
All the while she inched closer. Without warning, the young Hyuuga heir's back smacked up against the solidity of the blackboard. Trapped. Just what she'd intended. Good. But not so for him. Neji's eyes slid from side to side looking for an escape, his movements agitated. He whispered back, "I'd enable my Byakugan and every ability I have against you to defeat you."
"And you have no qualms about striking a woman? Even one as beautiful and powerful as I?" Silver hair cascading down her back, parts of it falling over her shoulder and face giving her a siren-like appearance.
"No. I won't allow anyone to get in the way of achieving a mission I've been given. Not even you." Neji fiercely swore, in her face, that he'd carry out his mission regardless of the consequences or the people involved.
Smirking, Dani knew she had him on this next one. "And what of your partner...Tenten? Would you hurt her in order to carry out your mission? Or would you allow someone to hurt her all in the name of the mission? Or would your noble emotions, your heart, get in the way destroying all means to accomplish said goal; risking your village's reputation and your status as a shinobi?"
Temper roused, eyes narrowed in anger Neji cooly hissed, "I'd kill anyone that dared touch her, or hurt her! Mission or no mission. Friends come first. Those who neglect their friends are no better than the enemies we face!"
During her little "experiment", several people in the class didn't look too happy: Tenten, Neji, Hinata, Naruto, Genma and Kakashi. All of them had mixed expressions. Half divided between anger and they other seemed to be thoroughly dumbfounded. The younger lot wasn't sure what their sensei was trying to prove, but so far the point was lost in their shock at her actions.
But the older, more experienced Jounin knew exactly the point she was striving to prove. Many a shinobi had fallen due to a beautiful girl or a handsome male seducing fellow nin into telling secrets and mission details. Also, several missions had failed with drastic results as they'd been based on the secrets that'd been released prematurely; delivered into the wrong hands.
Her lips lost all trace of seductiveness, curving into a beaming smile, her posture straightened as she backed away from him. Her eyes released him from her hold, her hypnotic stare pointedly telling him he escaped only because she wished it, not because of his own merit.
Loudly, she proclaimed, "Congratulations, Neji! I think you're one of the very few men who could resist my lure. And you're right regarding your statement about your friends. If you don't cherish and protect them or family than you're no better than trash. And I've also heard this from a very well-known authority, so you can bet your asses it's true. And just remember...one of these days one of your friends may be all that stands between you and death."
Turning her attention back to the class, she asked, "Now...does anyone have any questions?"
Several squirmed in their seats. They were all dying to ask the same question, but they wagered on who the dobe would be that would actually ask. A hand flew up.
"Ah! Yes. Naruto, what would you like to ask?"
Unable to mask the devilish gleam in his sky-colored blue eyes. "Just what the hell did you do to Neji?" Glancing over at the fuming Hyuuga he stated with a grin, "Inquiring minds gotta know cuz he never allows any girl outside Tenten to get close and invade his personal space like you did!"
Reverting back to lecture mode, Dani leaned against the chalkboard. "It's rather simple, Naruto. I placed him in one of my extremely powerful jutsu's that give me the capability to slip into a person's mind, plant powerful suggestions, make them believe anything I want them to believe, make them see whatever I wish them to see; and I can make them do whatever I wish, whenever I wish." She flicked some strands of hair back over her shoulder, flowing smoothly down her back.
Kite added, "You must be careful when facing someone with powers of this magnitude. It's still considered a genjutsu, but in order to break it's hold, you must be a skilled genjutsu user, such as Sakura."
She nodded at the pink-haired kunoichi still studying under Tsunade, although she was a master in her own rights. She continued studying to further her techniques, even though she was basically one of the most powerful nin in the village, male or female.
Moving to stand by her sister, Kite whispered, "Dani, hell's probably going to break loose after my example. Think you can handle it?"
"No doubts here." Her eyes narrowed in scrutiny towards her twin. "Just what are you planning that will cause a problem?"
Kite's face exuded innocence. Laying a hand on her own chest, she retorted, "Me? Me cause a problem? Thought that was your department." Purple eyes twinkling, she winked at her sister verifying that trouble was about to ensue.
Stepping to the front of the class she called out, "Who'll be my victim?" Staring around the room, she enjoyed the antsy movements her frightening eyes were causing. Dark violet colored eyes swept over every male in the room. She was aware of who she'd choose, but first to enjoy a little sadistic fun at their expense! I'm so wicked, Kite mused, to be honest...I'm having way too much fun!
Her eyes locked on her target. Yeah, he definitely deserves it, she thought. Chuckling, she said, "Genma, come on down! It's your torture- I mean turn."
Uncertain, Genma stood up. Eyeing his girlfriend he wondered what her game would be. He needed to think and fast...he needed a counteraction of sorts. The look in her eye boded well for trouble.
"Good luck, Genma. Looks as if you're gonna need it!" The perverted Jounin, as he was referred to, saluted Genma. His index and middle finger moved outwards from his forehead to the open air a few inches away from his skin before dropping his hand back to the desk.
Glancing down at Kakashi he was unhappy to see one edge of his mouth turned skyward at his expense. "Thanks man! Some friend you are!"
Muttering, he made his way languidly down the aisle as he did so a voice teased, "You're fucked, Genma!"
Head swiveling towards the voice he extended his middle finger along with well wishes of his own. "Get fucked yourself, Anko!"
The classroom burst into laughter. Genma and Anko had always had a friendly, antagonistic type of friendship between them for as long as everyone could remember. People surmised it was a consequence of a relationship badly gone sour, how they still managed to trade barbs without killing each other was a mystery.
Another voice decided to ring out adding to his collective misery at being singled out. "Don't worry,Genma! I bet she'll go easy on ya since you two are sleeping together. Talk about a teacher's pet! I bet you'll get extra points too!"
Loud, obnoxious laughter was interrupted simultaneously by an elbow to the stomach and an eraser nailing him directly in the nose.
Hinata hissed quietly, "Shut the hell up, Naruto!"
A collective gasp arose from everyone. No one had ever heard Hinata swear and they were shocked to say the least. The other blow had come from none other than Kite, staring at him with death and pain in her eyes.
Scratching the back of his head while laughing he said, "Oh, forget what Hinata said. And for the record...she swears worse than me, Genma or Anko. Hell, she'd make Genma and Kakashi blush with the things she says."
"Ow! What the- Hinata!"
Furiously, Hinata stared him down. "If you continue to embarrass me this way, you'll be sleeping alone for the next month, nor will you be allowed to eat ramen in my presence!"
All the village was aware that wherever Naruto went to dine he couldn't go without his beloved noodles. And for Hinata to threaten him with their loss was drastic so she must be angry. Angry and humiliated.
"Finally a way to shut the moron up!" Neji was smiling with his cousin's set down towards Naruto. He could be such an ass!
"Yeah! Great job, Hinata! Hit him where it hurts! No sex or ramen for a month!" Laughing at the loud blond's expense, Kiba flipped Naruto off while condemning his crude behavior towards his team mate.
Her anger switching conduits, she snarled, "Piss off, Kiba!" Her countenance changed from all fury to sweet and demure. "We're here to learn, not goof off. Also, we're disrespecting our teachers by our arguing so let's shut up and get on with our lessons."
Neji, Naruto, Sakura, Ino and Kiba eyed the pearly white-eyed girl struggling to understand what possessed her. She'd never spoken to anyone so hatefully in her life. They were stunned. But at the same time it'd been hilarious the way she'd given Naruto a dress down in front of the entire class!
One last step brought Genma directly in front of Kite. The fire of challenge burned brightly in her eyes. His interest was piqued. He was more than prepared to respond however she wanted. He had a feeling that whatever started here would be finished at home. He had this feeling that this situation was a powder keg lit; ready to explode.
"So, Genma", she purred, "how would you react if you were in Neji's situation, hmm?"
Pondering a moment for an answer, he was taken by surprise. Gravity shifted as his body was jerked into the air by the shorter woman, orange hair flaming as brightly as her eyes, his back meeting the solid, wooden surface of the desk.
His brown eyes smoldered, as he sprang to life, answering the challenge she set forth. "Kinky minx."
Naruto shouted, "Hey! Take that shit home! We don't wanna see a free show!"
Another answered, "Shut up, Naruto! You may not want to see a show, but some of us do! Free porn!"
Several of the women, disgusted by these remarks huffed about how disgraceful and abhorrent their comments were.
Sakura added, "Hell, if you want porn then go see Kakashi or Jiraiya! I'm sure one of them can satisfy your need for it through that loathsome Icha, Icha. Isn't that right, Kakashi?"
Her head spun around to see if her former teacher sat in his seat and lo and behold he was. And it seemed, from what little she could see with the mask covering his face, that he was blushing somewhat. Serves you right, lecherous pervert, she fumed.
Everybody's face jerked forwards as they heard cloth ripping. Enlarged eyes grew bigger, much bigger than before.
There sat Kite atop Genma, kunai held firmly in her right hand while the blade slid deftly through the material; cutting his shirt open. His shirt had been ripped from top to bottom. Now every female in the room stared at his muscularly sculpted chest. Such rock hard abs...begging to be touched, caressed. Such physical strength to be admired and there were questions on how his pecs and abs were acquired; made to look that way.
Being the smart ass pervert he was, Genma slyly winked at Kite, replying, "Must've been all those long, hard nights."
Kite's hand went to his pants.
"You wouln't dare!" Genma called her bluff. Personally, he was almost worried she just might do it right here and now! He wondered if Kite and Dani knew. Is that why he was being tortured? But if that was the reason why hadn't Kakashi gotten a piece of the action too?
Releasing her grip on his pants, Kite teasingly called out, "Come and get him girls!" Stepping back, Kite grinned as all the girls jumped from their seats, trampling each other to reach the senbon master first.
Suddenly a voice shouted, "Dispel!"
Genma opened his eyes. Everyone, back in their seats seemingly listening to every word their teacher's spoke. Genma, himself, back in his seat right next to Kakashi.
Genma, unsure what happened, swore in a loud whisper. "What the hell!"
Saving Dani or Kite from explaining, Sakura rose from her seat. "Genma, you were trapped in a most powerful genjutsu, courtesy of Kite. Not only were you caught, but all the females in this room, aside from the teachers and myself, found themselves caught, with no way out until I came to their rescue, and yours."
Dani couldn't believe her sister had done that! She'd done quite the opposite of Dani's example. Instead of making one fall for her, she made the entire female population in the class fall for one while watching him squirm, reminiscent of a worm on a hook.
Kite congratulated the medic-nin on her ability. "Sakura, very good job, there. Did you enjoy the show?"
"You bet I did", she replied.
Right then and there Genma swore revenge once they arrived home later that night. She'd get hers. That's for sure!
Dani glanced up at the clock. Yes! Time for dismissal! "Okay. That's all the time we're allotted for today. To be nice, there'll be no homework tonight, but be prepared, tomorrow's when it's going to hit."
Kite slipped out, "And don't forget, some of you, " she glared at Naruto, Kiba and several others, "to check your smart assed comments at the door when you arrive in the morning. Failure to do so will result in training periods with us,", she motioned towards Dani and herself.
All the students were gone, including Kakashi and Genma. The twin sisters stared at each other disbelief written clearly on their faces.
Annoyed, the younger twin, purple eyes shining with green specks complained, "Well, I thought they'd at least wait on us before leaving! Sheesh!"
Kakashi and Genma chuckling as they left the academy swapped relieved looks. Genma asked, "Hatake, man, do you think they know it was us?"
Shrugging his shoulders in his typical lazy manner, Kakashi answered, "Doubt it. No one saw us do it and there are no witnesses."
"Says who?" chimed in a third voice.
Both men froze as they realized who it was. They both muttered, "shit" while turning to face the third party. "Naruto. What do you want?"
"I saw what you did." A familiar gleam entered his eyes. "So...what are you two prepared to do to keep me quiet?"
"And I repeat, Naruto, what do you want?"
Rubbing his chin, the young man acted like he was considering an answer which Genma and Kakashi already knew what he loved most, aside from Hinata.
Scrambling to get him to leave, Kakashi announced, "We'll buy you ramen for a week. Take it or leave it."
"Take it!" Shaking hands with his former teacher and his equally perverted friend, Naruto hurried off to find Hinata and make amends with her before he truly ended up on the couch for a month; banned from her and his beloved ramen!
Dani shook her head. "I can't believe those guys!"
"Can't believe what guys," her sister asked.
Pointing to the drawing on the board, she rolled her eyes. "You know who did this, don't you?"
Purple eyes met green ones. Clenching her fist against her side, Kite seethed, "Are you suspecting the same two idiots that I am?"
"You bet. How could they think they'd get away with it? We're not stupid!" Glancing back at the offensive drawing, Dani had to give credit where credit was due. "You know, this is a very well done drawing. Despite the fact they had very little time to accomplish it, I think it's great!"
Kite smirked as she pondered payback. "You know the only way we didn't realize it was them to begin with? Because they didn't write offensive, repulsive Icha, Icha scenes and phrases around it."
"True. Predictable, but true," Dani agreed. "They're so dead."
"Kakashi and Genma...look out, here we come!"
The sisters left the academy in search of their trouble making boyfriends. Along the way they plotted the appropriate, reciprocal act to make them regret their former action. Tonight, the sounds of two tortured men would ring out in the night as they payed for their sins. Tonight, Genma and Kakashi would learn an unforgettable lesson!
A/N: There! I've finally done it! An update!! whoo...you guys can rest easy for a while, I guess. Sadly, though, the next chapter will be the end for this series. But don't worry, I'll make it as good and long as I can. Hell, I didn't expect this one to be this long...Hope you guys that are still reading enjoy it. :) Later...