A/n I only had 3 hours of sleep if it sounds insane you know why

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"Spying on you?" Naruto said earning a glare from Kendra and Jess. Not because they were mad but because that's what they do.

"Evs as we Aussies say you're gonna sing whether you like it or not." Kendra said "If that's alright with Hina-chan." Hinata nodded

"You're not Australian Kendra Dark Lord of the EMO." Jess said using Kendra's nickname. Everyone giggled "Why must you all giggle…"

"I know Jess Dark Duchess of Death. Sasuke I have the perfect song for you!" Kendra said putting the song on the karaoke machine and handing Sasuke the microphone. He began singing.

"Faces filled with joy and cheer
what a magical time of year
Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day

Put your Viking helmet on
Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn
Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day

All the little girls and boys
Love that wonderful crunching noise
You'll know what this day's about
When you stomp a weasel's guts right out

So, come along and have a laugh
Snap their weasely spines in half
Grap your boots and stomp your cares away
Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day

[Sounds of weasels getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and rodent-screeching effects

People love them down the street
Crushing weasels beneath their feet
Why we do it, who can say?
But it's such a festive holiday

So let the stomping fun begin
Bash their weasely skulls right in
It's tradition, that makes it okay

Hey everyone, it's Weasel Stomping
We'll have some fun on Weasel Stomping
Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day
Hip Hip Hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day

Weasel Stomping Day
Hey!" Kendra, Jess and Lexi all were laughing hysterically and High fived each other.

"Sogasp who gaspWantsgasp togasp wantsgaspSinggasp agasp duet with Jess?" Kendra said catching her breath "It has to be a dude." Jess was in the corner looking very innocent. Kendra looked at the boys 'Jess's type let's see oh wait.' She thought taking out a machine she called the perfect match finder and ran it across Jess's face then across each of the boys and the machine did a match up… 'Shino eww… can't argue with the machine though, it might eat me!' "O.k. Shino you're up." she said handing Jess and Shino each a microphone.

[Shino

"Strumming dub plates with our fingers,
Eliminate sounds with our song,
Killing a sound boy with this sound,
Killing a sound boy with this sound,
Taking sound boys' lives with this dub,
Killing him softly with this sound.
Strumming my pain with his fingers,
Singing my life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song,
killing me softly with his song,
Telling my whole life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song."

[Jess
"I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had a style,
And so I came to see him and listen for a while.
And there he was this young bwoy, stranger to my eyes,
Strumming my pain with his fingers,
Singing my life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song,
killing me softly with his song,
Telling my whole life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song.
I felt all flushed with fever,
Embarrassed by the crowd,
I felt he found my letters and read each one out loud.
I prayed that he would finish,
But he just kept right on strumming my pain with his fingers, Singing my life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song,
Killing me softly with his song,
Telling my whole life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song"

[Shino
"Yo L-Boogie, take it to the bridge"

[Jess
(Bust it)
"Strumming my pain with his fingers,
Singing my life with his words,
killing me softly with his song,
Killing me softly with his song,
Telling my whole life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song.
Strumming my pain with his finger, yeah he was ..."

"Ok Kendra pay back! Chouji get up here and sing a duet with Kendra-chan" Jess said venomously.

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