Angry Kitty: Is that … Japanese? When'd you learn Japanese?
Sassy: Tom taught me how to say: "Good Afternoon, everyone." But that's it.
Flipper: Lucky! I can only speak English and … bad English!
Tom: As we said in The Ways of the Bribe, we were running out of greetings and needed to expand.
Angry Kitty: Whatever.
Flipper: Hey, where's Haru?
Sassy: He refused to come back if Yuki didn't come, and Yuki's a bitch, so we had to cut him loose.
Tom: But we have an even MORE special guest today! And he's from DNAngel, which makes him MORE SPECIAL.
Flipper: Everyone, meet the very adorable DAISUKE NIWA!
Daisuke: Hi! (smiles)
CCG: (melts into puddles of goo) Awwwww.
Angry Kitty: You know, Daisuki-
Tom: Daisuke.
Angry Kitty: Kiosk-
Tom: Daisuke.
Angry Kitty: (sighs impatiently) You know, Big D, out of all the DNAngel characters, we like YOU the best!
Tom: (whispers to Sassy) Big D?
Sassy: (shrugs)
Flipper: (giggles)
Daisuke/Big D: (blushes) Thank you!
Tom: Well, anyways.
Disclaimer: When you wish upon a star … it doesn't make you a famous manga artist.
CHAPTER TWO
They had arrived at the main house after nearly getting into forty-three accidents, twelve car chases, and over two million dollars in property damage.
And it had only taken three hours! (They had to backtrack a lot. Damn cops …)
Tohru climbed out weakly, shaking like a leaf, Momiji bouncing around her happily. Kyo was in the midst of bribing all three girls and, between loud, chomping bites of chocolate, was told what the hell was going on. Haru and Flipper were restraining Yuki, who was trying vainly to run away.
Angry Kitty paused in the middle of her sentence and beamed at him. "Don't worry Yun-Yun! We took care of Akito!"
Yuki's eyes snapped to her. "How?"
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Akito was slumped in an uncomfortable, somewhat upright position. His eyes fluttered open, and it took him about three eye-popping seconds before he began throwing a hissy.
A pretty red-haired woman in a flight attendant's uniform hurried to his side. "Please don't worry sir. We'll be in the air in no time."
"IN THE-DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM GOD! DO YOU HEAR ME? GOD!"
Somewhere from the back, an irate voice told him to shut up, and was promptly ignored.
The attendant smiled soothingly and patted his shoulder, unfazed when he recoiled from her touch.
"They have medication for that, sir. Just relax and enjoy the flight. We'll be in New York in no time!"
Akito pressed himself to the small window, watching in horror as the ground began to get farther away. An inhuman wail was torn from his throat.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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"New YORK? Are you SERIOUS?" Yuki gaped at the three girls, who were all smirking.
"Man, I wonder how he's gonna react …" Kyo mused.
Tohru looked slightly distressed as they navigated through the grounds, making their way to the main building. "Oh, but poor Akito-san!"
Yuki snorted contemptuously, "He deserves whatever he gets."
Tom glanced at her watch. "Crap! We're WAY off schedule, it's nearly eight! You were supposed to be gone half an hour ago, Angry Kitty! Hurry or you'll miss him!"
"Got it!" Angry Kitty yelled, running out of sight almost faster than they could track.
"Damn," Kyo said, bemused and slightly shocked, "she can run!"
"That she can!" Flipper agreed.
The Sohma complex was silent as they entered it, more creepy than usual. They entered Akito's room, where Hatori, Ayame, Shigure, Kisa, and Hiro were already settled in. Ayame immediately flew at his brother.
"YU-KIIII! When I agreed to partake in the whims of the three beautiful CuteCrittersGang, I did not realize it would be a chance for brotherly bonding!" Ayame yelled, the air around him going pink with shojo-bubbles.
Yuki twitched and asked, "Why is HE here?"
Tom raised an eyebrow and examined the bubbles around Ayame, ignoring Yuki easily. When they kept moving away from her (because Ayame was trying to get to Yuki), she growled and tackled him, managing to sit on his stomach without transforming him. She poked at the bubbles, making a few of them burst into multicolored sparkles.
"What's the POINT of all this?" Hiro whined, scowling darkly at Sassy and Tom, "You two look stupid, and what kind of name is Tom? Aren't you a girl?"
Tom gave him a look so dark it had him huddling behind Kisa, who blinked in innocent confusion.
A few minutes later, Haru was clinging to Yuki once more as they all sat down in a circle. Shigure, sitting to Hatori's left, and Ayame, to his right, were having a pointless, lewd conversation. They were pretty much sitting on top of Hatori, giggling and whispering. Hatori didn't even seem to notice, far too used to his cousin's actions. Flipper was giggling right along with Shigure and Ayame, every once and awhile nuzzling Haru's shoulder affectionately.
Sassy was bouncing around the room, annoying everyone in sight, while Tom sat in the corner, nose buried once more in her book. Kisa and Momiji were stuck to Tohru, and Hiro was glaring at the poor girl jealously.
Kyo, missing up until now, burst dramatically in the room. After messing with Akito's things, he had donned Akito's ceremonial robe and was now sauntering around the room.
In a voice that mocked Akito's normally frightening tone of voice, he said, "Ooh, look at me, I'm the high-and-mighty Akito. I AM GOD, OBEY ME OR FEEL MY WRATH!"
Everyone looked at him for a couple seconds before laughing wildly. Even Hatori gave a small smirk.
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"YUUUUU-" Akito was cut off in the middle of his yell with a violent sneeze. "I KNOW YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME!" He shrieked to no one in particular as the flight attendants rushed around him frantically, trying to shut him up and failing.
Miserably.
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Angry Kitty had ducked behind a wall, pulling a Haru and setting up a slack rope on the ground. She glanced around it to see Dark coming this way, running as if to jump into the air. With one flick of her wrist, he was on the ground.
"WHAT THE-" he began, but Angry Kitty jumped him from behind, wrapping one arm around his neck and dragging him away. After a brief struggle, he was in a large cage, and Angry Kitty was sitting on top of it, breathing heavily. Dark's deft fingers were already picking the lock, but Tom was smarter than he was. She had rigged the cage so that every time he tried to escape-
"OW! Mother-!"
-He was got two hundred volts charged straight from the lock itself. The bars were similarly equipped. Dark was kicking and yelling, and Angry Kitty methodically ignored him and dragged the cage away.
ENDDark: How come I couldn't be the special guest?
Sassy: God, you sound like Yuki!
Dark: … Which one's Yuki?
Flipper: The silver-haired girly one.
Dark: (gasps on outrage) How dare you! Not only am I WAY MANLIER, I'm totally sexier!
Daisuke: (exasperated) Dark, you're causing a scene.
Dark: SO?
Tom: ... I'd SAY thank you for the reviews, but NO ONE FUCKING REVIEWED! (fumes)
Flipper: Now, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't forget to review!
Angry Kitty: Or we'll ... (pauses, waits for Tom to stop her)
Tom: WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK IF THEY DON'T REVIEW ANYWAYS?
Angry Kitty: Yay! Not only will we fry your asses with a flamethrower, but we will ALSO behead you! So REVIEW ALREADY! DON'T BE A LURKER!
Dark/Daisuke: (scared) Please review!