Angry Kitty: … Well THAT was original.
Sassy: Wasn't it?
Flipper: Uh-huh!
Tom: And how had everyone been since our last chapter?
Daisuke: I can't wait to see what happens next!
Flipper: (stares) REALLY?
Daisuke: (nods)
Angry Kitty: Aw, Dai-chan! (glomps)
Tom: You know I'll always have a special place in my heart for Satoshi.
Sassy: Yeah, yeah, favorite character, we KNOW.
Tom: Hmph!
Disclaimer: We own nothing. Not Furuba, or DNAngel, or even the shirts on our backs.Oh wait. Those ARE ours. (Sassy: Actually, my shirt is Angry Kitty's)
CHAPTER THREEAfter about half an hour of basically nothing, Yuki asked, "Who was Angry Kitty in such a hurry to get?"
Sassy jumped up and down ecstatically, "Oh, I was so hoping you'd ask! Well, she-"
"She's getting Dark, a famous art thief, for us because tonight he's stealing an artwork that we need to commence the tor-I mean, fun." Tom said blandly.
"Heeeey!" Sassy whined, "I was gonna say that!"
Flipper nodded sagely, "Yeah, she practically called it."
"Too bad."
Kyo plopped down next to Tom, Sassy, and Flipper and asked, "What does it do?"
"Oh! Oh! I know!" Sassy said eagerly, but was beaten to the punch by Tom again.
"It let's us borrow monsters from other worlds. For tonight."
"He-!" Sassy began, pouting.
"You took too long to answer, so I did it for you. Chillax, it's not that big of a deal," Tom said lazily.
"It's okay Sassy," Flipper said, patting Sassy on the shoulder consolingly.
"M-Monsters?" Tohru stuttered, terrified.
Haru looked mildly impressed. "Cool."
Just then, Angry Kitty burst into the room, still dragging Dark's cage. The Furuba characters looked at the purple-haired thief in surprise. So this was Dark?
"OW!" he yelped as he was thrown against the bars of the cage and shocked for no reason.
"It's your fault! I had to drag your sorry ass down here!"
"I could have WALKED!"
"And give you the perfect chance to escape? I don't think so!"
"Aw … you just didn't want to let me go."
"YOU ARE SO FULL OF IT!"
Tom whistled loudly, getting everyone's attention. "Good. How did you get him so fast anyway?"
Flipper pouted. "I wish I could whistle."
"It really wasn't that hard, I just tripped him. I don't see why Satoshi had such a hard time with him."
"Can we speed this up? I'm late as it is," Dark said, eyeing Angry Kitty maliciously.
"Late? For what?"
"To steal the artwork of course. I didn't get a chance before-"
"WHAT?" Tom screamed, making everyone in the room cower and cover their ears. "You mean he didn't get the ARTWORK?"
Sassy began laughing hysterically in the background. Flipper just looked into space dazedly.
Angry Kitty looked stricken, "Oops."
"'Oops' is right. Now you turn your ass around and go get it," Tom said, a note of finality in her voice. Sassy continued to laugh.
"Fine, fine. You, let's go," Angry Kitty replied, tearing open the cage door and pulling Dark out and dragging him away by the collar.
"What do you need me for?"
"One: Appearance. There's no way anyone would think I'm you. Two: I'll need a ride home. I sure as shit can't run as fast as you can fly."
Sassy suddenly stopped laughing. "What were we talking about?"
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Angry Kitty looked down the darkened hallway, did a fast roll to the other wall, humming the Mission Impossible theme song loudly.
Dark walked past her, "There's really no need for that."
She beamed, "Oh well, it's fun!"
"Alright, stop here. Now, stay very close to me, because the lasers. Now if I … what are you doing?"
Angry Kitty barely glanced up from were she was meticulously pouring gasoline all over the floor.
"I'm gonna fry the systems … literally," she said, dropping a single match.
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!"
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Sassy, Flipper, Tom, Haru, Hatori, and Kyo were playing a loud, exciting game of poker (stupid Hatori kept winning because he had the best poker face!). Shigure and Ayame yelled out cheerful advice that mostly worked AGAI NST whoever they were trying to help. Yuki had gained some confidence after seeing that NO, Kyo didn't burst into flames after defying Akito, and had gone temporarily missing.
He popped out of nowhere, wearing Akito's at-home robe and mockingly yelled, "BOW TO YOUR GOD!!!"
They all dramatically threw down their cards (with the exception of Hatori and the ever-stoic Haru), and began to bow, laughingly wailing, "We are not worthy!"
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"AH! Get off me!" Angry Kitty yelled, pushing at Dark's shoulder lividly.
You see, Angry Kitty didn't move away from the fire in the time, pyromaniac that she was, so Dark was forced to tackle her before she was fried.
"Oh, sorry," Dark snapped sarcastically, "I'll try and be more considerate the next time I SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! And what the hell were YOU thinking? Were you trying to burn the place down of what? Destroying the museum is NOT part of the plan!"
"I didn't completely destroy it, just that one room! And besides, those were the crappy artworks. They were worth what, $200,000? Please." She sighed impatiently. "Can we just get this over with?"
"If you insist," Dark replied derisively, dragging her to the next room. This resulted in a loud shouting match and much kicking and clawing. This brought the attention of the police, who soon were attempting to surround them.
"I didn't know you worked with a partner, Dark," Satoshi said coolly, his voice amplified form the museums speaker system.
"You distract the police, I'll get the artwork. Meet on the roof in twenty. If you're not there, I'll assume your dead. Ready? GO!" Angry Kitty cried, shoving Dark into the shocked arms of the police. Pandemonium broke out.
Dark twisted away and frantically ran, with the police hot on his heels.
Angry Kitty immediately picked up the artwork: a slim, two-foot-long staff with a diamond-shaped top with an emerald in the center. "What idiots. And how gaudy is THIS piece of crap?" She took off for the roof.
About five minutes later, she found Dark lying on the roof, panting. "I got it!" She said cheerfully, ignoring the dirty looks Dark was shooting her. "Now let's get out of here."
"Fine … but you're going to have to hold on tight," he said in a low voice, smiling at her.
She rolled her eyes, "Whatever, perv. Your lucky I'm not a cat anymore, or I'd scratch your eyes out."
He wound his arms around her waist and pulled her against him. Right before he took off, Risa burst from the door to the roof, Riku hot on her heels.
"Dark! MY LOV-" She choked, looking with huge eyes as she saw Angry Kitty nestled securely in Dark's arms. She gasped so hard she nearly turned blue with effort. "DARK!!!" She shrieked, her volume rivaling that of Akito's. "Another woman? HOW COULD YOU?" She began to sob.
Angry Kitty twitched. This must look so wrong …
Risa's voice was choked with tears. "If you already HAD a girlfriend, all you had to do was say so!"
Riku glared at them. "Nice job breaking my sister's heart, you bastard!"
"I'M NOT HIS FUCKING GIRL-" Angry Kitty began, but was quickly smothered against Dark's chest.
"WIZ!"
They leapt from the roof, Wiz appearing as Dark's wings. They had begun to fly away when Angry Kitty smacked at Dark.
"Look, look! It's Satoshi!"
And indeed it was, his blue hair shining in the lights of police headlights as he conversed tersely with the chief of police.
"What about him?"
"Let's nab him!"
"CREEPY BOY? Why?"
"Because he's Tom's favorite character, so get the lead out!"
The dipped in a quick dive, and no one noticed until the last minute, and by that point they were far too close. Angry Kitty grabbed him by his waist and hoisted him into the air. Dark beat his wings frantically at the added weight.
"What," Satoshi asked in his most freezing voice, "do you think you are doing?"
Angry Kitty beamed, "Kidnapping you!"
"… Once again, I didn't know you had a partner, Dark."
"WHAT?" He screeched, making them fall a couple meters before he gained control.
"I hate her! She's EVIL!!!"
Angry Kitty batted her eyelashes. "Oh, Dark, you sweet-talker, you!"
"Shaddup."
Satoshi raised an eyebrow. "How lovely. Put. Me. Down."
With an irritated snort, Angry Kitty made a gun materialize in her hand. (Author powers: The perfect plot hole filler!) "I am NOT in the mood." And with that she smacked him so hard he passed out.
"… Is he dead?"
"No. Just unconscious. Good thing, too. This'll make Tom back off about being late."
And with that they flew away.
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Akito was hyperventilating, caught between throwing up and passing out. The normally cheerful flight attendant threw her hands in the air in relief.
"Finally! It took enough tranquilizers to kill three bull elephants, but he's FINALLY SHUT UP!!!"
The man sitting next to Akito was leaning as far away from him as he could, tears falling silently down his face, his hand covering his mouth in horror. Akito can do that to people.
The flight attendant helped him out of his seat, rubbing soothing circles on his back as his shoulder shook with silent sobs, "Sir, let's get you another seat, maybe near the back?"
Akito slumped against the window once more. "Hatori, help … Yuki, I'll get … you … zzzzzzzz."
ENDAngry Kitty: Ah, another chapter!
Sassy: (is emo)
Tom: … What the hell?
Sassy: (sniff) Summer's over.
Flipper: Summer ROCKS!
Tom: It's BEEN over.
Angry Kitty: Uh, HELLO. We've been in school for, like, three and a half MONTHS.
Sassy/Flipper: So?
Tom: What to say, what to say? Everyone who reviewed made me cry because I felt so much love? At least SOMEONE reviewed.
Sassy: Two someone's! The Girly Man reviewed twice!
Angry Kitty: YOU DIDN'T CRY!
Flipper: Liar liar, pants on fire!
Tom: SSH, shut up! Here's the list: Dr. Hairspray and The Girly Man.
Sassy: Heeeeey ... isn't "Dr. Hairpray" Tom's-
Tom: SHUT UP!
Daisuke: Huh?
Angry Kitty: Don't ask. (eye roll)
Daisuke: Well, um, I guess I'll end the chapter! Be safe!
CCG: AH! Tohru-copy cat!