Tatsuki got dressed and went in a meadow of flowers. She liked being up early and taking walks. She laid down in a field of flowers. She censed someone's chakra behind her, she looked back and saw Shikamaru. She smirked. "Why are you here?" "I come here all the time." Said Shikamaru sitting next to Tatsuki. "Beautiful flowers." "Not as pretty as you." "Your just saying that." "No I'm not." "Prove it." "Ok I will." Shikamaru leaned over and kissed Tatsuki lightly. "Happy?" "Yes, and just so you know I knew that was coming I just had to provoke you.
Rukia woke up feeling really sore. She tried to get and noticed a strong pair of arm holding on to her. She smiled when she found out it was Kakashi. Then she recalled what happened last night.
Rukia gently pulled Kakashi's arm off of her and got up. Her muscles felt really tight and she grunted under the effort. Looking around the apartment she had a thought of waking up Kakashi when she struck an idea. She ran into the kitchen and immediately raided the cupboards. Nothing. Nothing but fruits and vegetables, well that was definitely going to change, Rukia thought to herself. Now how was she supposed to make a wholesome breakfast with nothing but rabbit food in the pantry? So Rukia ran out the door to the market, leaving Kakashi asleep like a baby….
Tatsuki and Shikamaru were walking in the street in Konoha when they saw a blurred shape rush past them. The only thing they could hear was "Rabbit food!" Tatsuki watched her go past and waved, "Hey Rukia!" "Where is she going?" Shikamaru asked. Tatsuki shrugged her shoulders, "I think Rukia only found out Kakashi eats rabbit food. That or she's a little weird from last night." Shikamaru frowned, "Last night?" "Don't get me started." Tatsuki rolled her eyes. "I could hear them through my dreams last night." Shikamaru nodded, "I'll take your word for it." "I'm tired, let's go take a nap in the forest." Tatsuki grabbed his hand and they walked into the trees.
Later at training Kakashi introduced a survival test, "Alright, so…how about we have the good old survival test? Same rules and me and Rukia have a bell. Me, Rukia, and
Tatsuki will team up and Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura team up." Kakashi said lazily.
"Let's start!" Naruto called and he got in a ready position between Sasuke and Sakura. "Start." Kakashi nodded and his pupils darted off. "Good kids." Tatsuki watched them dart into the bushes. "That's what you think until you actually see their skills." Kakashi rolled his eyes up to the clouds.
Sasuke found a peeking place in the foliage and peeked through it, trying not to make a sound. Sly as a fox Kakashi disappeared. Sasuke held his breath and waited. When Kakashi didn't appear behind him he moved silently to find his teammates. He could hear a soft mumbling in the undergrowth and peered over a thorn bush to see Naruto sitting on the forest floor. "Hey." Sasuke hissed and the blonde ninja looked up. Sasuke motioned with his hand for Naruto to follow him. Naruto got up and followed Sasuke up a tree as they looked for Sakura when they heard a mortifying scream. Sasuke stopped stalk still and grabbed Naruto by the wrist as he moved in the direction of the scream. "Sakura!" Naruto roared silently at Sasuke. But Sasuke frowned at him and listened harder. Upon hearing the words "Sasuke Help!" he rolled his eyes and mumbled "Nice try Rukia." "Rukia?" Naruto looked at Sasuke as if he had sprouted an extra head. "We should go help her." Sasuke rolled his eyes, "Naruto you idiot it's a simple diversion to get you to them and you almost fell for it had I not been here."
Rukia looked around and sighed, "Wow, they didn't fall for that one. You taught them well Kakashi." she grinned at the Jonin. "Nope, it was probably Sasuke. He found Naruto and now they're going to find Sakura." "How can you tell?" Tatsuki put a hand over her eyes. "That's them." Kakashi pointed to two shapes who darted in and out of the trees. He yawned, "I should really get cracking on Make Out Paradise." "So do we just stay here?" Rukia asked. "No, actually Rukia I want you to sneak up on Sakura and hold her hostage." Tatsuki smiled and said, "Oh I've got the perfect place for me." "Got you thinking like the true ninjas inside of yourselves?" Kakashi said. "Yup." and the girls shot into the air in unison.
Rukia held her breath as she winded in and out of the foliage. She jumped from branch to branch without making so much as the slightest creak. It felt good to be on the chase again. When she stiffened as she reached a clearing with a few trees and a fox's den. Rukia dismounted the huge oak gracefully and peered around. She made sure no one was there when she looked around. "Come on Forehead Girl! You can't hide forever!" Rukia called out in the clearing. A gush came from one of the bushes and Rukia grabbed a throwing knife out of the air. "Nice try." she grinned and looked under a bush. A knife poked at her finger but broke the skin feebly. Rukia stuck her finger in her mouth and sucked in the blood. Rukia stepped on the knife as it disappeared into the bushes again. "Dammit." she kicked the bush and a hard knock came from it. Sakura fell out of the bush and Rukia laughed. "All right Sakura, enough with the mind games, I know all of your tricks." she called as the fake Sakura turned to a log. "What about this one?" Sakura mocked and threw knives at the spirit of time. Ducking another round was fired at her and she grabbed them out of air. Sakura then jumped out full force and hopped on top of her. She bit Rukia's arm and made a swipe at her face. Rukia kept her cool and grabbed Sakura's pale fist. She put a knee up to block a kick and pushed Sakura in the face and got up, whipping the spit form her arm and examining the flesh wound Sakura's bicuspids had left. "Alright Forehead Girl, show me what you're really made of." "Alright, but you asked for it." Sakura reached into her knife pouch.
Tatsuki met up with Naruto's limited gaze about a yard or so off. She followed them down a western curve when Naruto caught sight of her jumping on the trees. Sasuke immediately dashed towards her and took out a knife. Ready to stab Sasuke leaped but Tatsuki was faster. She leaped a few yards off and back flipped over Sasuke's head. Naruto yelped out a warning to Sasuke but it was to late…Tatsuki poised her fingers in a water jutsu. She didn't want to burn him to a toasty crisp just yet. She needed to have a little fun. She performed the seal to leave no time for Sasuke to defend himself at Naruto's warning. A hydro blast of water came from Tatsuki's finger tips and she sighed as Sasuke shot, soaking wet from the tree tops. She turned to Naruto, "Your turn." she smiled.
Meanwhile Naruto and Tatsuki were still going at it. Naruto frowned at Tatsuki as an evil grin spread across her face. Sasuke was no longer here to protect him, so he was on his own. Naruto attempted to keep his guard up while watching Tatsuki in case she tried to pull anything funny. "Don't even think about it." Tatsuki watched Naruto as his hand lingered towards his back pocket. "Darn." Naruto plucked a kunai and hid it behind his back. Tatsuki watched him with a raised eyebrow and moved swiftly towards him, jumping from tree to tree. Naruto then made his move while Tatsuki was focused on tree-hopping. He threw the kunai towards her and it hit. Naruto pumped his fist in the air and laughed, "Oh yeah!" But with a poof Tatsuki turned into a log and laughed, "Oh no." She jumped down from the sky and pushed Naruto, the both of them plunging into the underbrush.
Sasuke spun another kunai around his finger and lingered, watching Rukia. "So am I going to have to get those bells the hard way or the easy way?" "What do you think?" Rukia smiled and restarted time again. Kakashi looked back to see Rukia and Sasuke fighting each other intensely. "What did I miss?" "Nothing…much…" Rukia said, dodging Sasuke's attacks. But then it was Rukia's turn to stare in awe as Sasuke disappeared instead to be replaced by two Kakashi who had each other in a chokehold.
"What the hell is going on?" Rukia looked at them both in confusion. "Sasuke, you're just sick!" both of the Kakashi's yelled at each other. Rukia frowned as she watched the two of them quarrel again. They both shook each other fiercely and started shouting nasty things when Rukia interrupted them with a clearing of her throat, "Alright I'll ask you all a question only the real Kakashi would know. Where's my sweet spot?" Both of the Kakashi's sweat dropped and said in unison, "How am I supposed to know that?" "Easy!" a voice from under the ground called. A gloved hand came up and grabbed each of the Kakashi's by the ankle and dragged them underneath the ground. The real Kakashi grinned down at them, "Her belly." He tickled Rukia in the stomach and laughed, "Nice try, trying to pit us against each other Sasuke, I'm sorry I mean Kakashi."
At lunchtime Kakashi smiled as he gathered Team 7, "Nobody gets lunch because, everyone failed to retrieve a bell…" "Wait Kakashi my bell is missing." Rukia looked down to her waist and Sakura cackled from beside her. She wiggled the bell in question and Kakashi put his hand behind his head, "I might have um…underestimated you guys…" Naruto laughed and pointed at him, "HA! Now we get lunch, right?" It was Kakashi's turn to laugh, "Nope, just SAKURA gets lunch." Sasuke crossed his arms, "Your girlfriend gypped me, that's not fair." "She's NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!" Kakashi roared at the young Uchiha. "I'm not?" Rukia looked at Kakashi in an offended way. "Let's eat SHALL we?" Tatsuki cut in. Rukia mumbled something about making out while she tied Sasuke and Naruto to the wooden poles. Sakura stuck out her tongue at the boys, "Who's the damsel in distress now?" "Me?" Naruto said unsurely. "Straight up." Rukia grinned.
All of a sudden, Shikamaru appeared from the depths of the woods. "Houston we have a stalker." Rukia looked up and poked Tatsuki in the shoulder. "Hey Shikamaru, what brings you to this part of the woods?" Tatsuki said to him. "Chouji said Naruto and Sasuke were tied up so I had to come and laugh." Shikamaru smiled. Sasuke and Naruto sweat dropped upon hearing this and Rukia coughed something that sounded like, "He likes you!" Tatsuki glared at the blonde spirit, "You want to stay and eat lunch with us?" "Sure why not?" Shikamaru said while lying down next to Tatsuki.
After everyone had finished eating Kakashi straightened up, "Next exercise." Naruto groaned, "There's more?" "Let's do a torture exercise!" Kakashi grinned as Naruto mumbled, "We're going to die…" "I'm going to trap you guys in the ground with only your head exposed for air." "We ARE going to die." Naruto groaned, while he found himself in the ground, next to Kakashi, Shikamaru, and Sasuke. "What the hell happened?" Kakashi looked up to see Rukia sticking her tongue out at him, "That's what you get for saying I'm not your girlfriend! Besides me and Tatsuki are in control this time!" Naruto turned to his sensei and screamed, "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!" "What can I say? She's a powerful woman..." Kakashi attempted to charm her. Shikamaru sighed, "Bitch put a jutsu on us so we can't escape." "What was that!??!?!" Kakashi exclaimed. "Nothing…" Shikamaru stared at Kakashi in a disturbed way. Tatsuki sat in front of the men's heads grinning her butt off and tickled his nose. "You guys are ours for 3 hours!" "3 HOURS!" "Great, just great." Said Sasuke with a annoyed face. "We are going to torture you guys which mainly is Kakashi and Shikamaru." Said Tatsuki with a evil grin frozen on her face. "How are you going to do that?" "Easy." Tatsuki walked over to Sasuke and gave him a kiss. Shikamaru freaked out! "BLAH! Why in hell did you do that for!!" "I needed to torture Shikamaru. Then what a better way to make him jealous and he can't do anything about it." "Tatsuki you get away from him! Your mine!" "I'm torturing you remember." "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" "Stop please stop!" Yelled Naruto being flirted by Rukia.
Rukia sighed and smiled, "This is for saying I'm hot before." Rukia kissed Naruto on the lips and he spit at her when she was done. "Kind of odd how you didn't enjoy it Naruto, but you seemed to flow right with it." Rukia grinned over at the struggling Kakashi. His temple looked like it was going to bust right out of his forehead as he screamed incomprehensible things at Naruto, which would rather be censored if understood. Rukia went over to Kakashi and said, "I'm yours now Kakashi I don't want you bust a blood vessel over this. You just have to do one thing!" Kakashi looked up at her in surprise, "And what would that be dear?" "Say I'm your girlfriend." She grinned. "You already are my girlfriend dear." "Oh and another thing." Rukia snickered. Somehow, Kakashi figured this was going to be bad, "And…what. Would…that…be?" "Give up Make Out Paradise…FOR GOOD!" Everyone looked over at Kakashi who looked like he was going to die, "Uhhh…give me a couple days to consider it…" "It's a yes or no question that must be answered NOW!" "Fine! Fine! Five minutes then." Kakashi proceeded to smack his head into the ground. Rukia went over to Naruto and started kissing him again. "Mmmrfff…get off of me, prostitute…." "ALRIGHT, I've made my decision." Rukia shoved Naruto aside and ran over to Kakashi. "Aaand your answer is?" "Nope." Kakashi grinned evilly at her. Rukia folded her arms and broke out in tears and ran off. Sakura attempted to chase her but she easily out ran her. Tatsuki led Sakura to chase after her and leave the boys all alone. The sun was just touching the horizon line and Naruto growled at Kakashi.
"Way to go doofus, now we're gonna be stuck here." Naruto snarled. "Ahh there's something touching me!!" Naruto cried, wiggling in the ground. He was immediately pulled down. "What the…" Sasuke was next. "Greeeat." Said Shikamaru as he was dragged underground. Then a book appeared in front of Kakashi's head. "MAKE OUT PARADISE!" he screamed. He knew though it was all Tatsuki's doing. It was opened to a page so he could read, he squinted at the letters in the setting sun, recognizing the part that the book was opened to, when the girl got dumped by the guy. "What's this supposed to mean, Tatsuki, you're cleaver enough to play these mind games…" Tatsuki popped up in front of Kakashi, "She won't stop crying…" Kakashi frowned, "You know you guys are just playing a dumb prank and it doesn't MEAN anything." Tatsuki sighed and kicked dirt into his face, "Not to Rukia it doesn't… she's going to drown us in tears if she doesn't stop…" Kakashi looked at her in a worried expression, "Let me talk to her." "Umm I wouldn't do that if I were you." "Why not?" Kakashi raised an eyebrow. "She'd kill you." Tatsuki said in a serious voice. "I'm willing to take that chance." Kakashi nodded and Tatsuki pulled him out of the ground. "Fine, it's your funeral." She shrugged her shoulders.
Tatsuki led Kakashi into a secluded place with a bunch of thick foliage. She was sitting up on the canopy with her body hunched over. Kakashi looked up at her and frowned, "So you really want to get rid of me?" Rukia sighed. Tatsuki walked away from them, planning to get some distant before the big KABOOM. "No…" Kakashi furrowed his brow as he climbed up to her amongst the treetops. Rukia looked up at him, but she didn't move, instead she drew something sharp that caught the setting sun and reflected it into Kakashi's eyes. Kakashi recognized the kunai as it spun around her finger and he raised an eyebrow, "You don't plan on throwing that, do you?" He was a bit worried, because Rukia was a damn good shot. She sighed, "Depends, if you get any closer I'll have to poke your OTHER eye out." Kakashi laughed under his breath and jumped to the tree branch hovering right over Rukia. She turned and glared at him, her eyes catching the dim light. She threw the kunai at a male blue bird that was sitting next to a girl blue bird. "God damn birds…" Rukia turned around and Kakashi watched her with nonmoving eyes. She spun another kunai around her finger, "Leave me alone Kakashi." Kakashi sighed, when Rukia was mad she was a right biotch. Kakashi grabbed her wrist with the kunai faster than she could escape. She squeaked as he grabbed the weapon from her grasp, wrestling with her. He knew she wasn't even trying and that made him grin in spite of himself. "What are you smiling about, queer?!?!" Rukia roared, with a noise so deafening that the birds fled from the treetops.
Tatsuki said to Shikamaru, whose arm was around her, "They've been talking." A shout of "QUEER" echoed through the forest and Shikamaru laughed, "I can tell that Rukia's been doing a lot of the talking. Think Kakashi's upset?" Tatsuki nodded, "Yeah, he's not going to leave her alone until she's making out with him." "Typical perv." Shikamaru nodded. "I don't know, I think Rukia's kind of changed him." Tatsuki shrugged. "Wonder if he'd really give up Make Out Paradise…" Shikamaru said. "I don't think so…Rukia's going to have to deal with it. She knows the guy who wrote it. She knows how perverted it is and the author wooed her one day when she was in a form of 25. She basically gave him a beat down." Shikamaru smirked. They strained to hear Rukia and Kakashi's argument.
"LET GO OF ME!" she struggled to free herself from Kakashi. Kakashi didn't let go, in fact he tightened his grip. "Nope." He smiled. That's was really riled up and she was PISSED so she kicked him in the gut and sent him flying back through thirteen trees. However Kakashi held fast to her and they flew into each other as they smacked into a tree like Tarzan.
"I guess Kakashi didn't let go…" Tatsuki said, while looking at a cloud of smoke and dust that erupted from the trees.