"I'll only let go if you kiss me…" Kakashi said to Rukia. Who looked up into his eyes with the purest of hatred. "Never." She said defiantly. "Guess we're stuck together." He tightened his grip to almost bone crushing. Rukia winced, but she didn't want to give him the satisfaction of pain across her face. So she stayed as passive as possible while Kakashi held her fast. She couldn't even reach into her pocket to grab a kunai to stab him. She struggled for a while before giving, "I thought you'd stop after a while." He laughed. "You still think this is funny?" she growled at him. "I think you need to open your mind, let loose." Kakashi teased her with her own advice she had given him. "Where's the sweet Rukia who never wanted more than to be with me every second of her life." Kakashi frowned at her and she sighed, though it was crackled type of sigh. Tears spilled out of Rukia's metallic eyes and landed on Kakashi's clothes. Big fat, wet watery tears, she choked to speak to him, "I thought you didn't care." "How could I not, you are the world to me, and then some." Rukia struggled to keep from breaking down on him so she squeezed his hand back. Tighter than he had gripped her before, and she screamed at him, she screamed at the world, and well…she was heard…
Shikamaru jumped as a scream like a banshee filled the still dusk. "A little commentary Tatsuki?" he looked at the brunette girl who smiled, "They're okay, and I think Rukia's actually forgiving him." "How can you tell, I think that was a battle cry?" Shika frowned. "Nope, just relieving tension." She nodded. Shikamaru and Tatsuki were sitting a rocky ledge, watching the two from a distance. Tatsuki was sitting on his lap over looking the forest that Rukia and Kakashi were in. "Now what? Did Kakashi die yet?" Shikamaru asked excitedly. "No," Tatsuki rolled her eyes, "Rukia's well… see for yourself…" Shikamaru leaned down to see Rukia holding Kakashi, and they were….KISSING? "Wow that was fast." Shikamaru frowned. "Shh…watch…" Tatsuki pointed.
As Kakashi broke away from Rukia she did the unbelievable, she smacked him across the face. "What the hell?" he frowned at her and she pulled him back to kiss her again. Tatsuki laughed from above, "I knew THAT was coming!" Shikamaru laughed, "Smooth Kakashi…." "Well, we have no crisis, except if Rukia pushes Kakashi out of the tree…then there's a problem." "Why would that be a problem?" Shika frowned. Tatsuki nodded, "Well Rukia would go down with him. You know, Sugar We're Going down Swinging. Probably not, song from my world." Shika leaned over the rock ledge and his eyes widened, "Geez, what the heck is Kakashi doing?" "God only knows…" Tatsuki grabbed Shikamaru before he was scarred for life. "Well, let's get going…." "Why?" "There's still the big KABOOM…" "Oh I see."
"Uhh, Kakashi-sensei…whoa…." Naruto stumbled upon Rukia and Kakashi as he picked leaves and brambles from his hair and clothes. "NARUTO! GET OUT OF HERE YOU PERVERT!" Rukia screeched and tackled him. Sasuke quickly grabbed Naruto and dragged him to the rock ledge where Tatsuki and Shikamaru were. "Did I miss anything important?" Sasuke asked. "Kakashi kissed Rukia, she slapped him, they made out and did…stuff…and that's about it…. They are still arguing however." Naruto scratched the back of his head, "What? I thought they kissed." "Umm, they did, but Rukia's still being a right biotch." Shikamaru nodded.
As Kakashi leaned in to kiss Rukia a third time she stopped him with her hand. "Uhh Kakashi… you do know you're not off the hook yet, right?" Rukia stepped behind him with a kunai in hand. She drew it to his throat, "Still on bad terms are we?" Kakashi asked her slyly. "You could say that." Rukia nodded, running her finger along the kunai's sharp edge. "So am I going to have to hurt you?" Kakashi said. "Polite of you to ask, I suppose." Suddenly Kakashi disappeared from Rukia's hands. She yawned and looked to the canopy, "Come on I don't have all day, I'm a busy woman." With a whoosh a load of kunai whizzed past Rukia's ear, she grabbed them out of air and threw them back at Kakashi, without even giving it a second glance.
As Tatsuki lead them all to a SAFE distance from the forest she sighed, "All right let's watch the show." "What show, you took us at least a few hundred meters from the forest, we can't see a damned thing." "Oh yeah," Tatsuki made a seal and put her arms in front of her body making a triangle in the air with her arms. "How's that," there was now a TV like screen in front of the group. It was a close up of all the action and even some commentary that seemed to come out of a sports game. A scoreboard was put in the corner with RUKIA and KAKASHI printed on it, right now the score read double goose eggs. "Fancy." Sasuke cocked his head back and Tatsuki laughed. "I know, isn't it great!" "So where's the big KABOOM?" Naruto frowned and Tatsuki smiled at him. "Oh that's coming, be patient, Kakashi just has to do something really stupid. Shouldn't take that long…."
On the TV screen Rukia was looking everywhere for Kakashi, he hadn't appeared upon throwing the kunai. She was fully alert and if she heard a noise she was quick to react. Suddenly, and without the slightest warning Rukia was dragged to the ground. Kakashi had somehow snuck up behind her and pulled her to the ground. Infuriated, Rukia snarled at him, "Alright so that's how it's going to be, eh Kakashi?" Kakashi laughed as he tied both of her hands behind her back. Kakashi laughed, "Guess….so?" Kakashi looked down to see nothing but a log with string around it. He was in bewilderment, Rukia had never had time to do a replacement jutsu, or had she? With a cackle Rukia grabbed Kakashi by the throat and whispered in his ear manically, "Supposed I tie you to that tree with a jutsu and I leave you here overnight, while the wolves come out and stuff. Then come back tomorrow and blast this tree to kingdom come. How does that sound?" "Uh, is that a trick question.?" Rukia slammed Kakashi into the ground making a crater half the size of Konoha. " There's the KABOOM…." Tatsuki said brushing off some dust while everyone was knocked over. "So that why it's called a KABOOM." "No shit Sherlock." "God your mean!"
Rukia yawned, her mouth opening wide, "Kakashi..." "What Rukia?" he looked down at her. "What if...what if one day we got married?" "Yeah...and?" Kakashi raised an eyebrow. "Would you leave or would you stay with me...you know not do ninja stuff?" Kakashi frowned, "Um I don't really know Rukia..." Rukia nodded, "Kay!"
Training the next day...ARRGG... Kakashi looked at his students and nodded, "We are all going to participate in an exercise today!" "What would that be?" Sakura sighed. "I'm going to pair all three of you up with either Rukia, Tatsuki, or myself...and each pair will go toe to toe." Naruto's eyes widened, "What if you guys turn on us?" "Highly unlikely." Tatsuki rolled her eyes. Kakashi tapped his chin in thought for a moment before speaking, "Okay, Naruto come with me, Sakura go with Tatsuki, and Sasuke go with Rukia."
Everyone seemed happy with the pairings and continued. "Hey Kakashi what's that sticking out of your pocket." Kakashi looked at his pocket with a worried look on his face. It was a kunia with white lace tied to something shiny. "Ohitsnothingitsjustjunk." said Kakashi in a worried tone. Tatsuki went over and punched Kakashi in the head." I saw it Kakashi and let me tell you its about time." "what are you talking about?" "OH RUKIA!" "You wouldn't." "Try me."
"Try what?" Rukia approached them. "Nothing!" Kakashi and Tatsuki said in unison. "Ok then." Rukia shrugged her shoulders. So the pairs split up and Sasuke looked over at Rukia as they gained some distance from the others, "I know what that thing was in Kakashi's pocket." "What was it?" Rukia looked over at Sasuke anxiously. "I don't think I'll tell you, it'll spoil the surprise."
Sakura looked over at Tatsuki as they skimmed the tree tops, "What was that in Kakashi-sensei's pocket?" Tatsuki smiled meekly, "Well it was a ring." Sakura eyes widened, "You mean he's going to-" "Yeah, just don't spoil it for Rukia." Tatsuki covered Sakura's mouth with her hand. Sakura squeaked, "Aww that's so cute!" she said, muffled by Tatsuki's strong hand. "Yeah Forehead, just keep it to yourself."
Naruto gazed at the unknown shiny thing in Kakashi's pocket. "Naruto pay attention, or you're going to snack into something." Kakashi snapped. Naruto smiled evilly at his sensei. "What are you grinning about?' Kakashi roared. "Nothing." Naruto turned away still grinning. A rustle in the bushes alerted Kakashi's senses. He stopped Naruto with his arm and gazed forward. All of a sudden Kakashi became nervous, "It's them." "Who?" Naruto tried to peer through the foliage. "NO ONE!" Kakashi hissed.
"We all should be killing each other, the purpose of this excerise is to work on attacking your opponet." Kakashi pulled Rukia off of him. "Fine let's get out of here." Sasuke took Rukia by the wrist and flung her into the foliage. "Alright everyone split up again, and this time cover some ground." Kakashi called as Tatsuki and Sakura descended into the dense undergrowth. "So when are you gonna do it?" Naruto asked Kakashi. "When the time is right Naruto...when the time is right..."
"Are you really that stupid?" Sasuke rolled his eyes at Rukia. "Kakashi is so damn obvious." "Obvious about what?" Rukia looked at Sasuke like he was a retart. "Nothing, never mind." Sasuke looked to the sky as he hopped over to a sturdy sycamore, with Rukia close behind him.
Sakura smiled, "Wow, Rukia is so lucky. Kakashi is such a romantic." Tatsuki smiled, "Kakashi really loves Rukia. She's a very special girl." "I still find it hard to believe that Rukia hasn't figured out that Kakashi has a ring." Sakura shrugged her shoulders. Tatsuki frowned and pulled her shoulders up and down, "What are ya gonna do? Rukia's dumb as a doornail." Sakura laughed under her breath, "They'd make a perfect couple then." "As long as she enjoys being late." "Are you kidding? Rukia likes nothing more than to sleep in." Tatsuki laughed with her eyes squinting.
"And the time is now." Kakashi grinned as Naruto joined him at the top of the tree. Naruto peered over his sensei's shoulder to see a clear view of Sasuke and Rukia resting on a tree branch. Kakashi drew the kunai with the lace on it and took aim. Naruto watched eagerly as Kakashi kissed the blade of the kunai gently and then let fly. With a loud THWACK it hit the tree trunk above Rukia. She plucked it from the branch and Kakashi heard a squeal. Naruto could have sworn he saw Sasuke give them the thumbs up.
Rukia's heart was leaping out of her chest and she flung herself from the tree to jump into Kakashi's arms. "I DO I DO I DO I DO!!!" she screamed. Sakura and Tatsuki tripped out from underneath a bush and Sakura looked around in alarm, "What HAPPENED?!?!?!" "Kakashi proposed to Rukia." Tatsuki watched them with her hands crossed over her chest. "Soooo...when is the wedding?" Naruto asked. Kakashi smiled and grunted from underneath Rukia, "Slow down Naruto..." "Slow down?!?! It's about time you two got married...in fact the wedding should be right NOW!" Tatsuki snarled. "You better be kidding Tatsuki...I'm kind of nervous about this." Kakashi warned. "Wow how ironic... Kakashi was on the ANBU, but he's afraid to get married." Sasuke snickered. "Ha ha ha, Sasuke keep your mouth shut." Kakashi barked. Rukia laughed, "Geez Kakashi take it easy... you get really mean when you're nervous." "I'M NOT NERVOUS!!! Just a little, apprehensive that's all." Kakashi said.
"We should go out and celebrate." Sakura said smiling. "Yeah Sakura you can be Sasuke's date." Sakura stood next to Sasuke and held his hand surprisingly he didn't pull away. "I'm going with Shika obviously Rukia and Kakashi will be going together, and last Naruto how much do you like Hinata?" "She's cool, why." "She's your date."
All of the girls went shopping and so did the boys. Everyone went to Sakura's house to get ready while the boys went to Kakashi's. When then boys to pick up the girls they practically had nose bleeds. Tatsuki was the first to come down. She was wearing the ultimate little black dress. It was a spaghetti strap that went to her lower thighs. She wore black sandals and put her hair up in a bun she also wore a bronze/gold jewelry set. She walked down to Shikamaru and gaze the shadow ninja a kiss. Next was Rukia.
Rukia wore brown strapless with off white shoes and jewelry. She walked down next to Kakashi who almost had a nose bleed on how hot Rukia looked with her hair down. She walked down next to him and kissed him on the cheek. "Lets go." Rukia said with a smile on her face. Kakashi put his arm around her waist and walked outside to find Tatsuki whispering in Shikamaru's ear. Shikamaru noticed them and stopped laughing. Next was Naruto and Hinata.
Hinata looked like she was going to fall over when Naruto walked her out with his arm locked in hers. Rukia grinned, "Would you look at that…Hinata didn't even fall down when Naruto touched her." "Keep your fingers crossed." Naruto winked, and Hinata turned fifty different shades of red. After that was Sakura and Sasuke, who surprisingly decided to go out that night. She wore a pink and red shade dress with short sleeves. Of course Sasuke didn't really care.
"Love is in the air tonight." Rukia raised her eyebrows at her fiancé who smiled. "And hopefully it'll stay that way." he laughed, looking back at Sasuke and Sakura. "Well, once Ino sees them she'll have a heart attack." Rukia said. "True." Kakashi squeezed her closer to him. "So where did you decide to go tonight anyway?" Rukia turned to look at him. "Some fancy place…the Hokage said she'd meet us there and take care of it." Kakashi nodded. "Lucky for us…you're dirt poor." Rukia joked. Kakashi rolled his eyes, "No I'm not…you know that."
"Uh-um N-n-Naruto-k-kun?" Hinata turned to her date who looked over at her. "What is it Hinata?" Naruto asked curiously. "C-c-can I um….k-k-kiss y-you?" Hinata blushed a deep red. Naruto smiled warmly at her, "Sure." He kissed her on the cheek and she fainted. "Uh oh." "Way to go baka you made her faint." Tatsuki snapped. "I didn't mean to!" Naruto said while carrying her to the restaurant. Shikamaru grinned, "I hope you weren't that afraid of me." Tatsuki laughed, "I wouldn't be afraid of a troublesome boy like yourself." "Ha ha funny." Shikamaru rolled his eyes and tickled her sides.
A large group of chattering people met them at the restaurant to celebrate Rukia and Kakashi's engagement. Among them were all of the genin except the Sand Siblings, the Hokage, all sensei, Tsunade, and a lot of people Rukia didn't even recognize. "Well we had Naruto for advertisement." Rukia laughed as she shook hands with a bunch of different people. They were seated by a host who immediately announced the meal was free because of the Hokage's presence. Tatsuki and Shikamaru sat across from Kakashi and Rukia, who sat at the head of the table. Kakashi blushed when he realized he would have to do the toast. "Take off you mask." Rukia said to him. "What? When I eat…." Kakashi cast his eyes down, he knew this was coming. "Come on Kakashi-sensei…we've never actually seen you without it!" Naruto complained. "Puhhhleeeeaaaasssseeee!!!!!!" Rukia stuck out her lower lip. "Begging doesn't work on me." Kakashi crossed his arms over his chest. "Take off the God damn mask before I have to take it off with force!" Rukia snarled. "Calm down, geez, are you PMSing or something?" Kakashi said and reached for his face mask. Everyone held their breath and looked over. Kakashi noticed this and stopped, "Why is everyone looking at me so weird?" "We've never seen you without your mask Kakashi." Sakura reminded him. "Oh fine, here goes." he pulled his two fingers underneath and pried off the fabric. "And don't even think of using that 'other mask underneath trick'!" Naruto called.
As the mask slid off of his face Kakashi looked at Rukia with an evil simper set on his face, "Anything else your highness?" "Actually you could take off your forehead protector…you are the only one with it on." "You're killing me Rukia." Kakashi untied the forehead protector from behind his head and slid it off of his face. Rukia touched the scar on his face with her finger, "Kakashi, you hide behind things too much." "Like your love." and he kissed her on the lips tenderly.
Hinata woke up then and Naruto smiled, "Are you okay?" Hinata nodded silently and looked up and down the table. "Why does Kakashi have his mask off?" Naruto smiled, "His biotch of a fiancé forced him to." "She's not that bad." Hinata nodded and Naruto laughed. A kink of glass stopped all the chatter at once and Kakashi cleared his throat and stood. "Alright, well, Rukia wants me to say a toast or something like that so I'll have to do some big speech. I'm not really good at big, empowering speeches so how about we let Princess Loudmouth say the toast." Kakashi glared at Rukia and she glared right back. "Alright, since Kakashi is so shy of being a social person and so nervous that he's engaged to the prettiest woman on the planet. I guess I'll have to say the toast. I've gathered all of you, friends, loved ones, superiors, and all that crap to unite me and the person I value more than myself. Anyway, as I've been told by a personal friend of mine, she says it's about time we've taken our vows…but as for Kakashi here…he's as nervous as if he's been assigned a mission to kill. It kind of saddens me that commitment can make one of the skill-" Rukia said when she was cut off by Tatsuki. "Alright Rukia let's cut to the chase, I think everyone wants to chow down." Rukia rolled her eyes, "And I have a power over this man, who loves me more than the world." "Yeah, and what power would that be?" Kakashi teased. "Never you mind."
As the two most cheesy people in the world argued over their toast Sakura and Sasuke were busy giving each other interrogations. "Why did you ignore me so much Sasuke?" Sakura said. "Well I just had my priorities set on killing Itachi and restoring my clan." "Oh yah how do you plan on doing that? Make yourself pregnant? You needed a GIRL to do that!" Sakura snarled. "I'd think I'd know that Sakura." Sasuke rolled his eyes. Sakura crossed her arms, "You really hurt my feelings." Sasuke looked over at her and smiled, "I'm sorry…would a kiss make it better?" Sakura's eyes widened, "Please!" So Sasuke leaned in and kissed Sakura on her huge forehead gently. She grabbed his head and kissed his lips quickly before pulling away blushing. "That was…pretty good…" Sasuke's eyes widened.
Rukia finished her argument with Kakashi and they had allowed everyone to themselves. Rukia looked to her left and noticed an empty dance floor with a band playing. Rukia tapped Kakashi on the shoulder and he turned from talking to the Hokage, "What is it Rukia?" Rukia gestured to the dance floor and Kakashi grinned. "You always know how to have fun." he laughed.
After dancing, eating, and arguing everyone walked outside exhausted. "Hey Shika can I bunk with you tonight, I'm sure Kakashi and Rukia would want to be alone for the night." "Sure I don't mine." "Tatsuki, you can't be serious." "Oh my God! Don't tell me you're a virgin Kakashi!" "I'm not a virgin Tatsuki." "Oh really, since when?" "Can we not get into that conversation!" Sakura said taking a step away from Sasuke while blushing from the topic. "I hate to say it but she's rite. Me and Sakura already argued over this over dinner." Sasuke said while yawing. "I-I t-think it's v-very I-inappropriate." Said Hinata almost fainting into Naruto arms. "Oh it's a fact of life Hinata you can ask her yourself! Besides your almost at the age when you have to get the talk." Said Tatsuki in a very teasing matter which made Hinata faint.
Rukia turned to Tatsuki and rolled her eyes, "Look what you did." Tatsuki smiled, "Don't waste your time telling me off, you're boyfriend's waiting for his 'midnight woo'." Rukia mumbled something about 'bimbos' as she made her way over to Kakashi. "Have fun you two." Tatsuki waved as she and Shikamaru headed for Shika's apartment. Naruto was fruitlessly trying to revive Hinata. "Um, Hinata?" Naruto said, touching her cheek to try and wake her. Then he got an idea, it was an evil one, but an idea none the less. He planted a huge kiss on Hinata's unsuspecting lips and she woke with a start. "N-n-naruto-kun?" she said and he smiled. Naruto took Hinata's hand and escorted her back to her home, Hinata tripping and laughing nervously the whole way home.
Shikamaru showed Tatsuki into his home and she smiled, "Nice place Shika! You could do with some spring cleaning though." she pointed out. Shikamaru nodded, "Yeah, I thought you would say that." "Oh, it's not that bad...after all I've been living in Kakashi's house for a while, I've gotten used to mess." "I'd figure." Shika-kun smiled and nodded. Tatsuki took a seat on the couch and Shikamaru joined her, putting an arm around her shoulders. They looked over out the window, where the stars winked back at them. Tatsuki watched a star with absent intrest and then looked over at Shikamaru, "Did you have a good time tonight?" He nodded with a grin, "Did you see Rukia and Kakashi dancing?" "If you could call that dancing, more like...a little somethin' else..." Tatsuki said and Shikamaru smiled, "You are an excellent dancer Tatsuki, did you know that?" "Oh you're just saying that." she smirked. "Want me to prove it?" Shikamaru said, leaning in to kiss Tatsuki. "I thought you'd never ask." Tatsuki said.
The next morning came a bright one and Tatsuki was awoken by Shikamaru's voice, "Wake up Sleeping Beauty. Come on, lot's to do!" Tatsuki rolled off of the bed and Shikamaru picked her up, "You sleep like an angel." He gave her a gentle good morning kiss on her cheek and she sighed. "Morning already?" "Yup! Now get up and out of sleep mode, we have a lot of festivities to plan." "What are you talking about?" Tatsuki rubbed her eyes and grabbed a glass of tea Shikamaru offered her. "Rukia and Kakashi's wedding, Bridal shower, bachelor party, crap like that." As if on cue the doorbell rang, it was Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, and Hinata. "What are you guys doing here?" Tatsuki asked them, sipping her tea. Sakura grinned, "We're going to Kakashi's apartment to say congragulations to the new couple!" "Oh something tell's me they're still asleep. They were probably up all night last night."
Somehow after much convincing Sakura got Tatsuki and Shikamaru to go to Kakashi's aparment to bug him and Rukia. Naruto quickly rang the doorbell. They waited at least a minute or two before Sasuke sighed, "They're still asleep." Tatsuki smiled and pulled out a tiny golden key, "Kakashi lent me a copy of his key." She put the key in the lock and turned it gently. The door creaked open and everyone entered the apartment to find everything in ramshackles and heavy snoring could be heard from down the hall. The party silently crept their way towards the bedroom and Sakura blew a blow horn right over their heads. Rukia sat bolt upright in bed and Kakashi's whole body tensed. He grabbed Rukia in a painful spot for a girl to be grabbed and she screeched, "What the HELLL?!?!?!?!?" Naruto started laughing hysterically as Kakashi apologized repeatdetly and Rukia screamed in his face that her breasts were very sensitive. Sasuke looked at Naruto in a frown and then said to Kakashi who demanded why they were at his apartment this early, "Sakura wanted to congragulate you guys and I guess that meant scaring the crap out of you guys while you were asleep." Rukia pulled on a jacket over her underwear and Kakashi yawned and pulled on a pair of pants over his Boxers. "You guys looked so sweet." Sakura said and Rukia frowned. "Sakura, you sound like...nevermind..." Rukia ran a hand over her face and sighed.
"Come on Sakura and Hinata we should make breakfast for the boys." "What about me?" Said Rukia in a sad manner because she couldn't help." You stay and sleep we will take of everything. Besides it's called taking care of our men. You will be doing it for a while, so think of it like a gift." Everyone left the couple to sleep before breakfast was done. The boys were sitting on the couch watching TV while their girlfriends cooked breakfast and set the table. Everyone ate talking about wedding plans and children little did they know Rukia and Kakashi were listening through the door blushing.
Rukia looked at Kakashi with wide eyes when she heard Naruto say in his loud, obnoxious voice, "I wonder if their kids would look anything like them?" "If they did they would be beautiful." Rukia whispered to Kakashi. Shikamaru chimed in, "Kakashi would look kind of weird with little kids following him everywhere." Rukia held back her laughter at this and Kakashi smiled, "I think that everyone enjoys the idea of us being parents." Rukia shrugged, "It would be nice." Kakashi touched her cheek, "Getting ideas?" Rukia blushed a deep shade of red, "No..."
Tatsuki smirked as she emerged from the kitchen, "I heard what you guys were talking about." Naruto smiled, "It's exciting." Hinata blushed when Naruto said, "I love weddings!" Sakura looked over at Sasuke in the living room and she smiled as a grin flitted across his face. "Well grub is ready in case you guys are hungry. Who wants to take breakfast to the lazy couple?" Sakura took Sasuke by the hand and smiled, "We'll do it!"
Rukia pushed Kakashi back into bed as she heard Sakura and Sasuke's footsteps approach the door. They both quickly threw the covers over themselves and Sakura opened the door with a tray of food in her laden arms. "BREAKFAST!" she said in a loud voice. Sasuke waved at them from behind Sakura. She plopped the tray into Rukia's lap and Rukia's eyes widened as the tray made contact with her thighs. "Domo Sakura." Kakashi said, rubbing Rukia's thigh as she murmured various curses under her breath. Sakura nodded and led Sasuke out of the room.
"Rukia you seem a little cranky and moody this morning, is something the matter?" Kakashi asked her as Rukia started shoveling food in her mouth. She paused pushing food into her mouth and looked at him with a glare set on her pale face, "What do you mean?" "And you seem a little..." Kakashi winced as he thought of the words he wanted to say. He knew you were never supposed to say a woman looked a little on the chubby side because they took that as meaning they were fat. Instead Kakashi found a different word he thought less rude, however Rukia took it the wrong way. "...A little bloated lately..." Suddenly Rukia's expression changed from hostile to upset. "Are you saying I'm FAT?!?!?!??!" she screamed, and threw the food she had been eating so eagerly before at the ground. Oh no, look what you've done Kakashi, you baka...he mentally slapped himself.
"NO!!!!" Kakashi said to Rukia and she started bawling. "I'm FAT, OMG I'M SO OBESE!!" Rukia screamed and the sound in the living room ceased at once. Kakashi frowned and he patted Rukia on the shoulder, "No Rukia you're not fat..." Rukia held her stomach and shook her head furiously from side to side, "No you're right I'm fat." Kakashi smiled, he'd have to get used to women problems. "What's going on?" Tatsuki asked as she opened the door. "Kakashi said I'm fat!" Rukia screamed and Kakashi readied himself for Tatsuki's shower of outragous insults. While Rukia was crying into the pillow and Tatsuki was screaming inaudible things at him, Kakashi rubbed Rukia's belly and what he found surprised him. Her stomach was swollen and he felt movement come from it,...movement? Rukia swatted his hand away, "What are you doing Kakashi? Rubbing it in that I'm fat!" "Rukia have you taken a pregnancy test?" Kakashi said. Rukia's eyes widened, "Why would I?" He patted her stomach, "I don't know...maybe just you should..." Rukia and Tatsuki lowered their eyebrows and said in unison, "Do you know something I don't?" Kakashi smirk widened, "Maybe...maybe everyone's wishes are coming true..." Rukia laid a hand on her stomach, "Maybe you're right..."
"Ummmm...guys..." Rukia said uneasily as she got out of the bathroom. Everyone turned to look at her, "I have an important annoucement." She stood next to Kakashi who smiled, "Me and Kakashi...are pregnant."
"OH MY GOD!!" Kakashi your pregnant!" Sakura hit Naruto and sent him flying across the room. "BAKA, KAKASHI'S NOT PREGNANT RUKIA IS!" Tatsuki said while trying to get out of a protecting grasp of Shikamaru trying to hold the homicidal girlfriend he has. "Congratulations Rukia your going to be a good mother." Hinata said helping up Naruto. "Good job Kakashi you aren't even married to Rukia and managed to get her pregnant already." Sasuke said while leaning against all with Sakura. "I know this this might not be possible...but...can all of you be the God Parents?" "I would love to!" "I don't mind.." "It would be a honor." "Troublesome..." "I don't care really." "I can't wait!" "Into the bathroom Rukia lets see if it's a boy or girl." "Okay." "I'm proud to say I'm going to a Aunt for a beautiful baby girl."
Rukia blushed, "What would you want to name her Kakashi?" Kakashi squeezed Rukia around the waist gently and said, "How about Kagami?" "Why, what does that mean?" she asked and Kakashi laughed. "It means mirror...kind of ironic right?" Rukia kissed him on the cheek, "You knew that silly." Kakashi's eyes darted to the ground, "Maybe..." Tatsuki rejoined Shikamaru and said, "So...are you guys excited?" "Of course!" Kakashi and Rukia said in unison. "But..." Rukia frowned at Kakashi, "I'm going to look like a whale in my wedding gown..." Kakashi smiled, "You'll look beautiful no matter what." He touched her nose playfully, "Rukia you worry too much about everything. Calm down." "Trust me...if I was any calmer I'd be dead." Rukia sighed.
"So how did you find out if Rukia's baby was a boy or girl?" Naruto asked Tatsuki and everyone turned around to find out too. "Well...I took a shoelace and Rukia's engagement ring. I pulled the lace around Rukia's stomach and slid the ring down it. It slid around in circles so that means it's a girl." Sasuke frowned, "Are you sure that works?" "Sure! I saw it on TV once and it did." Tatsuki said and everyone sweat dropped.
"What's so funny?" Rukia asked as she walked over to them, a hand on her belly. "Nothing...Tatsuki just told us how she found out your child's gender." Shikamaru said and Rukia laughed. "Oh you guys probably don't believe that kind of stuff...it does take a lot of faith. But it really has been proven to work so take my word for it. Kakashi frowned, "So Tatsuki used some kind of voodoo on you to find out what gender my baby is?" "No 'voodoo' it's a ring and a shoelace." Rukia pointed out. Kakashi rolled his eyes, "Voodoo..."