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Chapter 10

Neville.

Twins.

Judicious use of energy potions and a non-standard use of an Ennervate charm.

We won't be seeing them for a while.

Hermione looked up in surprise at her up until recent husband Seamus in surprise.

"wuh, wuh, wuh" Hermione couldn't catch a breath, and was laying there like a fish out of water gasping, but trying to ask the pertinent questions of the moment.

"You bloody cow. How could you let yourself get in this situation? I should have known I'd get stuck, like always, cleaning up your messes." Seamus mumbled, while bustling around the room knocking over furniture, damaging walls, and breaking a mirror that happened to see everything.

"You know I love you. I always have. So consider this my way of showing you. Now keep your head down for a minute."

Seamus summoned Ron's wand, and cast three quick Avada Kedavra's with it out the window.

"Ok, now I need you to call the Aurors. Tell them that we were trying to reconcile, and that Ron burst into the room in a jealous rage and started trying to kill us. He stunned you and started trying to kill me. I had to kill him to save our lives. Do you have all of that?"

Hermione nodded mutely. Than asked "But than what about us?"

Seamus scowled. "There is no us. Not anymore."

"But how did you know to come here?"

Seamus chuckled. "You thought you were the smart one. You didn't notice that during our wedding ceremony that our wands started glowing for a minute? The minister cast a rather special spell on them…it's a modified monitoring charm and portkey. It lets me know if you're ever in danger, and will let me get to you immediately. You know, I almost ignored it today. You're lucky I didn't. Now hurry up and get the aurors. You have a statement to get two of my closest friends out of jail."

"Enervate"

"Ooh my head, Harry, you know better than to scare a girl like tha…HARRY?!?! What are you doing here?" Ginny yelled, backing up on the floor until she was leaning against the bedframe (and her spare wand)

"Well, if you mean at the ranch, I'm trying to get laid for the first time in years. If you mean in your bedroom, I was trying to do something I should have done a long time ago."

"What I mean is what are you doing out of Azkaban? Did you break out?"

"Well, kinda. We're technically just out for a stroll. We'll be heading back later…it's not too bad once you figure out how to spruce up the place."

"You keep saying we. Who is…ohmygod the twins! Who did you bring here? I need to warn.." Harry made his way across the room and silenced her with a finger across the lips.

"Gin, it's just Neville. What, you thought I'd bring some deranged psycho killer or a Malfoy or something?"

Ginny relaxed for a second. Than threw herself at him.

"Oh, my love, can you ever forgive me? Ron said he would kill me if I ever said anything, I was just so afraid…" Harry shut her up again, this time with a kiss.

"That's all I needed to hear."

For the sake of keeping a decent rating, I'll be skipping what happens next. Just acknowledge that:

There were more than a few tears shed on both sides.

Some clothing was damaged in the ensuing 'renewal of the relationship'.

A good time was had by all.

Elsewhere, on the front of a special edition of the Daily Prophet:

HARRY POTTER INNOCENT?

A/N: The next chapter's gonna be fun. All hell's gonna break loose. Watch for it soon. :)