Story by SinisterMarmalade.
Standard disclaimers apply.
SENSHI BEYOND OASIS
For several seconds, Rei just stared at Quatre. The anger seemed to leave her, but not the fire. She smiled at him in genuine gratitude.
"That is a wish I grant gladly," she intoned. The energies coalesced around her for a moment, then disappeared. "Thank you Master," she said with a gentleness that gave lie to her earlier rage.
"Oh, not again..." Quatre bemoaned. Just then Heero walked up to him with an ornate silver goblet. When he saw the two women he stopped in surprise, then grinned wickedly.
"Happy Birthday, Quatre. Are the Magaunac trying to get you laid?" Our hapless birthday boy face-faulted. Before he could reply, Heero handed him the cup.
"Um, thank you Heero," Quatre said with as much dignity as he could muster. He examined the ornate goblet in his hands. It was solid silver and quite beautiful. The stem was styled as a mermaid and a dolphin intertwined, and the base was a clam shell. Q-bean had to admit, the artistry was first rate. He went into the kitchen, rinsed it out, then filled it to take a drink. As he brought the vessel to his mouth, he felt the brush of soft feminine lips against his.
Suddenly the cup became progressively heavier until he dropped it. An impossible amount of water spilled out of it, which then seemed to transform into a petite girl with blue eyes and hair. She wore a gauzy blue dress that was semi-transparent.
"Oh my," she said, rising to her feet. Then she looked up at him and blushed.
"Uh, er...," responded Quatre.
"Am I interupting something?" asked Wufei from behind Quatre.
"NO!" they both responded, blushing. Trowa stifled laughter while Heero bit his lip so hard it bled.
"Ah," said the Chinese pilot. "Then it is the perfect time for me to give you your birthday present."
"Oh no, you really didn't need to get me anything!" a near panicked Quatre replied.
"Of course I did, it is your birthday," responded Wufei as he handed Quatre an ornate amulet with an expertly cut tourmaline in the middle. "It is meant to ensure a life of great love and happiness to its wearer."
"He's racking up the love pretty fast as it is from what I can see!" commented Duo walking in. Makoto screamed.
"The controller of the evil golem!" and charged at the braided one.
"What I do?" he exclaimed, dodging to the side.
"You uprooted my tree, you butcher!" she yelled. "You almost killed me!"
"Really? I didn't mean to," Duo responded, sounding more serious.
She stopped mid punch. "Oh. Okay, I'm sorry I tried to beat you up."
"Pardon me," said the water spirit, "but am I to understand that today is your birthday?"
"Yes...," replied Quatre warily. The water spirit blushed profusely.
"Then... then I'm your birthday present?" she asked in squeeky surprise. Quatre nodded.
"Then I better tell you my name. I'm Ami Mizuno," she told him shyly.
"Really!?! Then am I your birthday present also?" said an excited new voice. Everyone turned toward the source of this voice to find a beautiful girl with long blonde hair, blue eyes and yellow butterfly wings. She was completely naked and seemed to take no notice of it.
Quatre rubbed the bridge of his nose. "I suppose that would be accurate. What's your name, and what kind of spirit are you?" he asked, resigned to his fate. She giggled prettily.
"I'm Minako Aino and I'm a sprite!" she proclaimed, then wiggled and giggled.
"Did you come out of this amulet?" he asked her directly. She nodded her head enthusiastically.
"How is it that you came to live in an item of jewelry?" Quatre continued.
"I was trapped their for six hundred years!" she exclaimed.
"Why were you unable to leave until now?" inquired Wufei.
"I was cursed by an evil sorceress to be trapped in the tourmaline until I was given to someone who lived in interesting times."
"That's us," agreed Trowa.
"Why did the sorceress curse you?" asked Heero.
"Because she was a bitch!" the sprite answered helpfully.
"Hey Q-bean, how do you end up with four hot chicks who all think you're their 'Master?'" queried Duo.
"YAY!!!" exclaimed the Maguanac seemingly from nowhere. "MASTER QUATRE IS WELL ON HIS WAY TO GETTING LAID!!!"
"What's 'getting laid' mean?" asked the girls in unison.
"It means to 'play hide the sausage!'" exclaimed Duo unhelpfully.
"It means to 'lay pipe,'" supplied Trowa with a smirk.
"It means to 'hide the sacred pickle in a hollowed out Buddha,'" replied Wufei. The others looked at him a bit oddly.
"It means to 'make your backbones slide,'" suggested Heero. The girls all turned blank looks towards Q-bean.
"It means to take all your clothes off and for the man to put his genitals inside the woman's genitals!!!" shouted Quatre. The girls all looked at eachother. Ami was blushing bright as a tomato, Rei slightly less so, Makoto looked like she was rolling the thought around in her head, and Minako smiled.
"It sounds like fun!" she exclaimed in an innocent voice. Quatre nosebled and face-faulted. From outside came the sound of new construction. Duo went over to the window and looked out.
"Hey Q-bean, get a load of this," the braided one yelled, pointing. Quatre got up and went to the window.
Outside, the Magaunac were building an addition to the mansion, with a sign that read 'Master Quatre's Harem.'
Standard disclaimers apply.
SENSHI BEYOND OASIS
For several seconds, Rei just stared at Quatre. The anger seemed to leave her, but not the fire. She smiled at him in genuine gratitude.
"That is a wish I grant gladly," she intoned. The energies coalesced around her for a moment, then disappeared. "Thank you Master," she said with a gentleness that gave lie to her earlier rage.
"Oh, not again..." Quatre bemoaned. Just then Heero walked up to him with an ornate silver goblet. When he saw the two women he stopped in surprise, then grinned wickedly.
"Happy Birthday, Quatre. Are the Magaunac trying to get you laid?" Our hapless birthday boy face-faulted. Before he could reply, Heero handed him the cup.
"Um, thank you Heero," Quatre said with as much dignity as he could muster. He examined the ornate goblet in his hands. It was solid silver and quite beautiful. The stem was styled as a mermaid and a dolphin intertwined, and the base was a clam shell. Q-bean had to admit, the artistry was first rate. He went into the kitchen, rinsed it out, then filled it to take a drink. As he brought the vessel to his mouth, he felt the brush of soft feminine lips against his.
Suddenly the cup became progressively heavier until he dropped it. An impossible amount of water spilled out of it, which then seemed to transform into a petite girl with blue eyes and hair. She wore a gauzy blue dress that was semi-transparent.
"Oh my," she said, rising to her feet. Then she looked up at him and blushed.
"Uh, er...," responded Quatre.
"Am I interupting something?" asked Wufei from behind Quatre.
"NO!" they both responded, blushing. Trowa stifled laughter while Heero bit his lip so hard it bled.
"Ah," said the Chinese pilot. "Then it is the perfect time for me to give you your birthday present."
"Oh no, you really didn't need to get me anything!" a near panicked Quatre replied.
"Of course I did, it is your birthday," responded Wufei as he handed Quatre an ornate amulet with an expertly cut tourmaline in the middle. "It is meant to ensure a life of great love and happiness to its wearer."
"He's racking up the love pretty fast as it is from what I can see!" commented Duo walking in. Makoto screamed.
"The controller of the evil golem!" and charged at the braided one.
"What I do?" he exclaimed, dodging to the side.
"You uprooted my tree, you butcher!" she yelled. "You almost killed me!"
"Really? I didn't mean to," Duo responded, sounding more serious.
She stopped mid punch. "Oh. Okay, I'm sorry I tried to beat you up."
"Pardon me," said the water spirit, "but am I to understand that today is your birthday?"
"Yes...," replied Quatre warily. The water spirit blushed profusely.
"Then... then I'm your birthday present?" she asked in squeeky surprise. Quatre nodded.
"Then I better tell you my name. I'm Ami Mizuno," she told him shyly.
"Really!?! Then am I your birthday present also?" said an excited new voice. Everyone turned toward the source of this voice to find a beautiful girl with long blonde hair, blue eyes and yellow butterfly wings. She was completely naked and seemed to take no notice of it.
Quatre rubbed the bridge of his nose. "I suppose that would be accurate. What's your name, and what kind of spirit are you?" he asked, resigned to his fate. She giggled prettily.
"I'm Minako Aino and I'm a sprite!" she proclaimed, then wiggled and giggled.
"Did you come out of this amulet?" he asked her directly. She nodded her head enthusiastically.
"How is it that you came to live in an item of jewelry?" Quatre continued.
"I was trapped their for six hundred years!" she exclaimed.
"Why were you unable to leave until now?" inquired Wufei.
"I was cursed by an evil sorceress to be trapped in the tourmaline until I was given to someone who lived in interesting times."
"That's us," agreed Trowa.
"Why did the sorceress curse you?" asked Heero.
"Because she was a bitch!" the sprite answered helpfully.
"Hey Q-bean, how do you end up with four hot chicks who all think you're their 'Master?'" queried Duo.
"YAY!!!" exclaimed the Maguanac seemingly from nowhere. "MASTER QUATRE IS WELL ON HIS WAY TO GETTING LAID!!!"
"What's 'getting laid' mean?" asked the girls in unison.
"It means to 'play hide the sausage!'" exclaimed Duo unhelpfully.
"It means to 'lay pipe,'" supplied Trowa with a smirk.
"It means to 'hide the sacred pickle in a hollowed out Buddha,'" replied Wufei. The others looked at him a bit oddly.
"It means to 'make your backbones slide,'" suggested Heero. The girls all turned blank looks towards Q-bean.
"It means to take all your clothes off and for the man to put his genitals inside the woman's genitals!!!" shouted Quatre. The girls all looked at eachother. Ami was blushing bright as a tomato, Rei slightly less so, Makoto looked like she was rolling the thought around in her head, and Minako smiled.
"It sounds like fun!" she exclaimed in an innocent voice. Quatre nosebled and face-faulted. From outside came the sound of new construction. Duo went over to the window and looked out.
"Hey Q-bean, get a load of this," the braided one yelled, pointing. Quatre got up and went to the window.
Outside, the Magaunac were building an addition to the mansion, with a sign that read 'Master Quatre's Harem.'