Hey everyone! I'm soo sorry for updating sooner! I mean to finish this a while ago, honest! I juts got... distracted.

Anyway, this chapter's a bit long, about 1500 words, that's not to short is it? I hope not, last night it was pouring rain outside, and what do you know? I thought of a hilarious short Zelda story! It's not very long, but very funny, I"m thinking about posting it.

Don't forget to read and review! Anime Wildfire.

Link glanced around, most of the people were hiding behind buildings.

The dongo threw its head back and roared, scaring the villagers even more,

Link turned and started to race for his sword, but before he could reach it, two small dongos blocked his way, roaring and stomping their feet at him.

(For those of you who don't know what a dongo is, they're like giant lizards with big tails and only two front legs. And there quite easy to defeat, but in this story they give Link a little bit of trouble.)

Now what? Link thought as he rolled to the side to avoid being burnt, realizing he still had the cloak on, Link quickly pulled it off and threw it to the side.

"it's the hero of time!" Someone shouted,

"he's gonna save us!" someone else shouted, Link ignored their comments and concentrated on the battle. The giant dongo wasn't doing much damage, mostly it was just roaring and stomping.

Link carefully manuvered to the left, trying to get the small dongos to turn so he could grab the master sword.

The dongos weren't that dumb however, they refused to turn, instead, whenever Link tried to move to the left they shot flame at him, and poor Link had to duck continuously behind his shield in order to avoid being barbecued.

The villagers soon began to realize what he was trying to do, so they tried to help him, the adults threw rocks at the dongos to distract them, while one of the men pulled his sword out of his sheith.

"Hey hero! Catch!" the man shouted before he threw his sword to Link, the sword landed about ten feet to Link's right.

Link shot a glance at the sword for a second, he waited till the dongos turned their heads…

Now! Link thought to himself as the dongos, distracted by the rocks the villagers were throwing, turned their heads. Link immediately took off after the sword the villager had thrown for him, one of the mini dongos, however, spotted Link out of the corner of its eye and immediately shot a burst of flame at him.

Link rolled to avoid the flames and grabbed the sword.

Link quickly moved into his fighting position and challenged the dongos. Ducking behind his shield every time they shot a bout of flame at him.

A dongo's weak spot is his tail. Link thought as one of the dongo hit a rock with it's tail, sending it flying at Link, Link easily ducked behind his shield. All his old fighting styles and tricks coming back to him.

As he manuvered closer to the dongo in order to strike it. Unluckily for Link, the dongo spotted him before he could get close enough and started spinning around, causing Link to jump back in order to avoid getting hit.

There's no way I can hit it's tail with out a bow! Link thought, glancing around, he noticed a bow against one of the buildings, unfortunatly, it was leaning against a wall on the other side of the clearing.

Link sighed, this meant the only way he could get the bow is if he killed the giant dongo.

Great. Link thought, without a bow, I don't have much of a chance of killing it, I'll just have to think of another plan.

Link raised his sword and was about to charge the giant dongo when he heard a scream. Wheeling around, he saw a woman pointing frantically towards the steps near the mini dongos, Link glanced over there and saw, to his surprise, a little girl sitting there. She was crying, and the dongos were starting to notice the noise she was making.

Link immediately jumped into action, he raced towards the girl, slashing at the dongo as he raced by. His determination giving him the strength he needed to save the girl.

The dongo roared in pain as Link slashed its arm, and immediately began shooting fire at anything near it. Link jumped in front of the girl and blocked her with his shield, pain shooting up his arm as the fire connected with his skin.

The dongo continued to roar in pain as Link turned to the little girl,

"are you ok?" he asked her, she hesitated for a minute, then nodded her head. Link turned his gaze back to the dongos.

"I'm gonna distract the dongos, when I say 'now' you run towards the villagers, ok?" Link said, he glanced back at the girl, she was only about 5 years old.

The girl nodded and Link turned back to the dongos, a plan forming in his mind.

If I can hit one of the dongos in the tail, it'll start roaring and attacking randomly, then I can fight it while the girl gets away. Link thought,

Glancing around, he noticed a small, baseball sized rock on the ground, Link picked it up and sighed, it wasn't the best thing ever, but it would do.

He tossed it up and down in his hand a couple of times, waiting for the dongo to turn around.

When it finally turned it's back to him, the threw the rock, hitting the dongo

right in the tail. The dongo roared and strated attack randomly, just like Link had thought.

As soon as the dongo started roaring Link jumped up and started running towards it, behind him, the girl started running towards the villagers, one of the men met her halfway and picked her up, carrying her to the safty of the buildings nearby.

Link slashed the dongo in the tail and quickly jumped back, the dongo had started swinging around,

Quickly Link rolled to the side to avoid being hit my the dongo's tail again and jumped at the dongo, slashing it in the head before leaping high into the air to avoid being killed.

Behind him, the villagers cheered.

Link ignored them and concentrated on the dongos, the second mini dongo was now spinning along with the first dongo, Link sighed cracked his neck. He was starting to get tired of the two small dongos, he had to finish them off quickly before the big dongo started distroying things.

Glancing around, Link's sapphire blue gaze turned to the roof, he grinned as a plan came to his mind.

Glancing around again, he noticed a ladder leaning on one of the buildings, he also noticed the bow and three arrows next to it.

Link was jerked out of his thoughts as the dongo's tail whipped around, he quickly ducked and rolled to avoid getting by the dongo's tail.

The giant meanwhile, still wasn't causing to much damage, luckily it was big enough to slow itself down with its weight.

Link shielded himself from a piece of rubble as it came flying from nearby the giant dongo and quickly started racing for the ladder.

The mini dongos, however, had finally stopped spinning and had noticed Link as he grabbed the bow and quiver and headed up the ladder.

The dongo roared at Link, shooting a burst of flame at him, Link ducked behind his shield and shot an arrow at the dongo's tail as he climbed onto the roof.

The dongo roared in pain and started shaking its head.

Link took a deep breath, he only had one shot at this, and he prefered not to mess it up.

He lifted the sword up and threw it at the mini dongo. Striking it in the tail.

The mini dongo roared one last time before it slumped to the ground and died.

The second mini dongo roared as the first dongo exploded. Link jumped a little at the sound of the second dongo, he had completely forgotten about the second dongo.

(he was so focased, he completely forgot about the second mini dongo and the giant dongo that was still stomping around. sigh, he's so clueless sometimes.)

Link quickly flipped off the building and landed next to the sword.

He pulled it out of the ground and dropped to his stomach as the second dongo turned around to face him.

Link jumped to his feet and lifted up his sword and shield, completely prepared for whatever the dongo was about to do.

The dongo opened it's mouth, Link braced himself and prepared for a nasty burst of flame to come stright at him.

Instead it didn't come, Link stood there confused as the mini dongo started to cry out, the dongo began to wheel around in a circle, crying ouit the whole time.

Link carefully started to walk around the dongo until he was right next to it's tail, the dongo was still crying.

Link rolled his eyes and shook his head and he stuck the sword into the dongo's tail.

The dongo roared one last time before it slumped to the ground and blew up.

Link let out a sigh of relief and pulled the sword out of the ground, behind him, the people started cheering. Link turned around, a surprised look on his face.

(Sorry! I can't help it! I love it when Link has fans!)

The surprise ended, however, when the giant dongo started roaring, the villagers quickly retreated behind the buildings.

Link took one look at the giant dongo before taking his battle stance, the sword held up in front of him and the bow and quiver strapped to his back.

Link was ready for the fight.

He he! Cliff hanger! Don't worry, this time I promise not to take to long to update. Don't kill me!

See you all later! Anime Wildfire