The Kyubi roared and swung one of its tails at Orochimaru. A massive gust of wind blew at Orochimaru as Orochimaru bit his thumb and placed his right hand on the floor. An enormous snake appeared and canceled out the gust of wind.
"Why did you summon me Orochimaru? I told you I would kill you if you summoned me, didn't I." Manda said. "I know, but I thought that you would like a chance at fighting the Kyubi." Orochimaru replied in a cool yet scared manner.
"Oh. And where is the Kyubi? That giant fox over there is not the Kyubi. At least not all of him. But I guess I can take this challenge. After this, You better have a hundred sacrifices for me or else." Manda commanded. "Sure." Orochimaru said.
Kyubi swung all of its tails at Manda as Manda dug underground and slithered his way towards Kyubi. Kyubi jumped away as Manda appeared. Just as Manda's head came out of the ground, Naruto activated Great Fireball Jutsu and directed it at Manda and Orochimaru. Orochimaru jumped off Manda's head and was going for Naruto and Sakura while Manda went back underground.
"Not bad with that fire technique. But Sasuke's was better." Orochimaru said as snakes went out of his hand and grabbed Naruto. Orochimaru pulled Naruto to him and prepared to pierce him with the Kusunagi sword which was coming out of his mouth as Orochimaru suddenly threw Naruto away as Naruto blew up.
"When did you learn that technique you brat? Only Itachi used that." Orochimaru said as Naruto appeared behind him with a Wind Rasengan in his hand. Orochimaru swung his Kusunagi sword at Naruto while using both hands to forms seals. Just as Orochimaru was about to use his jutsu, he froze as Sakura hit him in the neck with her hand. Orochimaru stumbled forward unable to move his body as Naruto struck him in the chest.
The big blast was immediately blown away as Kyubi jumped away and landed next to where Naruto and Sakura remained with a group of snakes where Orochimaru was. Manda came out of the ground and was trapped in one of the Kyubi's tails. Kyubi squeezed tighter as Manda was being squashed like a bug. Suddenly, Manda swung his other end around Kyubi and began to strangle it. Naruto and Sakura looked at this fight as Orochimaru appeared behind Kyubi and used his Giant Breakthrough Jutsu. The gust of wind was only half as powerful as the one Kyubi had but managed to separate Manda and Kyubi.
"This is going to take forever." Manda said as Orochimaru jumped on his head. "Do something useful Orochimaru."
"I have something in mind already." Orochimaru replied as he vanished from Manda's head and appeared behind Naruto with his fingers on his right hand glowing. Just as Orochimaru was going to use the Five Element Seal on Naruto, Orochimaru sensed a fire jutsu coming in his direction. He jumped out of the way with Naruto still in his hand.
"What are you doing here Itachi?" Orochimaru said to the attacker.
"Doing my job. Hand over Naruto and this will be over quick." Itachi said as Kisame was fighting Zabuza behind Itachi.
"And what job is that? You are after the Kyubi and it is right there." Orochimaru said.
"That's true, but we need Naruto to seal it back in him to reunite the two halves of Kyubi." Itachi said.
"What do you mean reunite?"
"It is simple. When Naruto was teleported to the future, the seal on Naruto remained open for a short while before he was completely sent here. Kyubi saw this opportunity to escape but not enough time was available so Kyubi released his conscious part of him while the subconscious was left behind in Naruto." Itachi said.
"Well then, I guess I have to kill Naruto here to stop your plans once and for all." Orochimaru said. Itachi appeared immediately next to Orochimaru and released Naruto from Orochimaru. Naruto jumped away as Itachi activated his Mangekyo Sharingan on Orochimaru.
A second later, Orochimaru fell on the ground barely awake. Manda was pinned down on the floor by Kyubi as Kyubi held a massive rock in its tails and threw it on Manda's head. Manda disappeared into a puff of smoke.
Kisame appeared next to Itachi with Zabuza's sword. Back where Kisame was fighting Zabuza was a body covered in dust.
"Told you it was nothing." Kisame said.
"….."
"What? You used your Sharingan again? I told you not to use it." Kisame said.
"Hey, you two. What the hell are you doing here?" Naruto said.
"Helping you to help ourselves." Kisame said.
Sakura appeared next to Naruto with dust covering here. "That body is dead. Tsunade told me of this technique but I had never thought that I would see it." Sakura said.
Kyubi roared again as it began to lower itself on the ground.
"It is getting weaker and weaker without it's other half. If you want it back, you have to let us seal it back in you." Itachi said.
"Why should we trust you?" Sakura asked.
"Because without us, Kyubi will die and you along with it." Itachi said.
"Yea, but then you are just going to hunt me again. I should just die here and kill Kyubi along with me. This way, you won't get Kyubi." Naruto said.
"Go ahead. We don't need the Kyubi as much as you think. We just want it, if it dies, then oh well." Kisame said. "We have the other eight demons and that is more than enough for us. You are just a bonus."
"Then we will have to kill you two here." Sakura said.
"I have a better idea." Itachi said as everything turned black.
Naruto woke up in a dark place hearing distant voices.
"We can begin as soon as he is awake. We need to perform one last seal on him to make sure the Kyubi can be extracted safely."
"I will go and wake that fuck up then."
"No wait Hidan. We need all of us here. Zetsu is not here yet with Tobi."
"Fine, but how long will those two fucks be gone for? I have things to do."
"They will be here in a few days. Kakuzu, go get Deidara and begin the first war."
"Yes sir."
Naruto could not understand what was going on. Where was Sakura? Suddenly, everything turned black again.
Naruto woke up again with a headache. He was in the same place as before but this time, he could feel something next to him.
"Sakura?"
No reply.
"Sakura?"
Still nothing.
Naruto shook the thing next to him and began to feel it to make sure what it was. Naruto could suddenly feel something soft and then a hard force hit him on the head.
"What the hell are you doing you pervert? Sakura's voice had anger in it.
"Sakura, you are alive. I thought you were dead. Sorry about that." Naruto said.
"We have to get out of here." Sakura said.
"But how? What did they do to me?" Naruto asked.
"They sealed Kyubi back in you but they couldn't remove the seal from you without you being awake. If they did that, then you were as good as dead. They instructions are on that paper that Zabuza found. Itachi opened it and it held the details of your seal." Sakura said.
"Fine, then I will have to get out of here before they do anything else to me." Naruto said. "But what about you? What did they do with you?"
"They made me heal them and do labor which only a woman can do." Sakura said.
"I don't get it."
"They put me into a whorehouse so they can get better deals from their business partners." Sakura said.
"How do you feel?" Naruto asked.
"How the hell would I feel after that you moron."
"Sorry." Naruto said.
After a moment of silence, footsteps were heard outside of their door. The door opened and Hidan entered. Hidan closed the door and held out a candle in front of him. All three were barley visible to each other.
"What do you want?" Sakura asked.
"No need to yell Sakura. I am here to get you out. But I don't have much time." Hidan said.
"What the fuck?" Naruto said.
"Oh shit, I forgot. Its me Ino. Choji and Shikamaru are outside this village. We have to get you two out of here." Ino said.
"Is that really you Ino?" Sakura asked.
"Yea, but like I said, we don't have much time. I have about five minutes left in this body before I am kicked out. This Akatsuki guy is fight back for his body." Ino said as she helped Sakura up. Naruto stood up.
"How do you plan on getting us out of here?" Naruto asked.
"Simple. Shikamaru planned out the best way to get out. You two take this." Ino said as she reached into the cloak and pulled out two pills. "These are soldier pills. You should get enough chakra to transform into kunai so I can get you two out of here."
Naruto and Sakura took the pills and swallowed them. They then transformed into kunai and Ino took them both. Ino left the room and walked out all the way to the gate of the village. The guard looked at Ino as Ino nodded to the guard. The guard nodded back and opened the gate.
After being out of sight, Ino took out the two kunai and they both transformed back into their normal selves. Choji and Shikamaru jumped down with Ino's body as Choji opened the cage and Ino got in. Ino tied her hands and feet together and Choji put a sock into her mouth. Ino released herself from Hidan's body and entered her own body.
"Good now lets get out of here." Choji said.
The five ninja disappeared as Hidan woke up and tried to get free.
After much travel in silence, the group stopped at a river to take a break.
"So what happened to you two?" Shikamaru asked Sakura.
"We were trying to pull a prank on Kakashi when he activated his Mangekyo Sharingan and teleported us into the future." Sakura said. "After that, it was all to weird."
"What about you three?" Naruto asked.
"We searched for you two after you disappeared without a trace. Then we came back to Konoha and tried to defend it from Orochimaru but had no luck. After that, we went to the Sand village and defended that village but failed again. Orochimaru was too good this time. After that, we separated from the rest and searched for you two. When we heard Orochimaru was captured, we came to this village and found out that you two were seen being brought in." Shikamaru said.
"What happened to the others?" Naruto asked.
"Kiba, Lee, Tenten and Shino have died. Neji and Hinata are hiding somewhere and are probably going to restart the Hyuuga clan. Kankuro, Temari and Gaara have left us no clue as to where they were going to be." Shikamaru said.
"What are we going to do now?" Sakura asked.
"Get somewhere safe and live peacefully." Ino said.
"No. We are going to find everyone and attack Akatsuki and get Orochimaru. Then find a way to get Sasuke back." Naruto said.
"I told you to forget about Sasuke." Sakura said.
"I can't forget about him. He was like my brother." Naruto said as he looked at Sakura.
Sakura looked at him and then looked down. "Fine, but tell me that you are not doing this for me." Sakura said as she looked up at Naruto.
"No, I am doing this for myself and for Sasuke." Naruto said.
"Fine, but we should get back to our place." Ino said.
"Where is your place?" Sakura asked.
"In a small mountain pass between Sand and Konoha." Choji said as he finished eating his portion of food.
"Then lets go." Naruto said.
When all five left, a ninja appeared at their place of rest. The ninja looked around and looked at the direction the five went.
"Looks like dickless is back."
Then the figure vanished.