In a second they appeared in Koenma's office.

Raye stumbled and fell. "Whew. Space travel always makes me woozy." she rolled over, realizing the soft, cushiony thing that broke her fall was her older sister "Sorry 'Suna." she said.

"No, mommy I don't wanna get up yet! Hit the penguins! They stole my wallet!" the passed out girl mumbled.

"These are the girls who were gonna beat us up?" scoffed Yusuke. It is at that point he smelled something burning. He felt on his head and realized it was his hair (very flammable cause of the jell) he screamed (like a little girl) and jumped around until Kurama threw a container of water on his head. Kuwabara laughed at this hilarious scene and Yusuke kicked him, but in the act tripped over his own to feet, quickly following his orange-haired friend to the ground.

"These are the boys that were going to beat us up?" asked Bunny mockingly.

"Bacon." agreed a still passed out Setsuna.

Koenma coughed and said. "Please, everyone sit down, would you like anything to drink?" he asked politely. Koenma appeared to be a toddler, complete with a pacifier in his mouth.

"Drinks? Where?" asked a now awake Setsuna.

"She wakes up when there is a alcohol involved but not when she could be in mortal danger? Some bad guy she is!" laughed Yusuke. No sooner had he uttered those words then a knife came flying out of no where, missing his head by half an inch.

'Suna stood up, dusting off her hands and said. "You insult me again and the next time I won't miss." she said.

"Please, no bloodshed in my office." said Koenma.

"And who are you to boss around-" Setsuna turned around and spotted the short underworld ruler. Her eyes widened and she eeped. She ran, ducking behind the chair Bunny was sitting in. "AHHHH! Bunny! get him away!!! Save me!!!!!" Yusuke and Kuwabara laughed, and even Kurama snickered in spite of himself. The only reason Hiei didn't was because he was passed out.

Koenma hopped down from his stool and walked towards Bunny and the cowering girl behind her. Speaking of the cowering one, when she saw the toddler getting closer she pulled out a gun. "Don't come any closer! You do and I'll blow your fucking brains out!"

"If I were you I would do what she says. You see Koenma sir, my sister has this profuse fear of children. I'm afraid if you get too close she might actually hurt you." explained Raye-chan.

"Why is she afraid of kids?" asked Kuwabaka.

"Because," explained Bunny "Once, when we where in a Hell dimension she got tortured by little kids, she's never been the same."

"Oh. In that case." Koenma turned into his teenager form.

"Setsuna, 'Suna-chan? the child is gone." said Bunny.

Setsuna opened her eyes and saw what her sister said was true. She stood up and dusted her self off. "Now that that's over... someone said something about drinks?"

Once everyone (including an awoken Hiei) was seated and Setsuna had a drink in her hand, Koenma said "I am sure you are wondering why I have brought you here." a choruses of "No, not really", "Nopes" and "Not particularly" and even one "I need to go potty" answered him. Koenma frowned. "Well I'll tell you anyway. I was called upon yesterday by a friend of mine-"

"Who?" asked Bunny.

Koenma looked a little embarrassed for a moment and said "Your father."

"Aw bloody hell." cursed Setsuna while her other sisters looked embarrassed.

Taking advantage of the silence Koenma continued "He informed me that the three girls here have been doing a few... questionable things including-"

"Oh like he's one to talk. We weren't the one who released hell, he did." said Bunny.

Koenma glared and said "INCLUDING bank robbery and plotting to destroy several worlds. He said that maybe if I would give you a job you might straighten up and become if not good, law-abiding citizens then at least a little less like villains."

"He always did say villanism was so trite, always the same, taking over worlds, destroying them." sighed Raye.

"That is why," Koenma concluded "I have decided to have you team up with the Urimeshi team and become spirit detectives."


Author: oooh another short one… incase you were wondering Bunny got tortured by leather miniskirts, and Raye got tortured with bad music in the Hell dimension… so basically they are all fucked up.

Bunny: oh you're one to talk.