Author: Ha! This is my sixth chapter. Anyway I need your help. I need to find a name here is a list. Pick your Fav. Elita, Oriel, Catalina. Desi, Mia, Etsu, Mai, Ma'ax, Marieko, Snow, Terra, and Destiny. Anyway. That is all. You may go back to your story.

"WHAT??!" Yusuke jumped out of his seat. "Listen squirt! We don't need help from a bunch of psycho chicks!"

"Yusuke, calm down before you get blood splattered on my new rug." Koenma said, noticing the look of blood-thirstiness on the faces of the three girls. "Besides. I said they could work here but not for how long. We are going to do a...trial run. They are going to go with you for your next few missions. Depending on how they do, they will work here full time or they might not."

Setsuna who had had her eyes closed and was nodding throughout the speech said. "Okay, how much do we get paid?"

Everyone except the sisters did an anime fall. "W...well" Koenma stuttered.

"You were going to pay us weren't you?" asked Bunny.

"Well... its just a trial run. If you make it we will talk then about pay."

"Nope." Suna said. "We won't do it."

"Too late." Said Koenma. "Your father signed your contract and its been witnessed." Koenma held out a piece of paper with three signatures. One was Koenma's, one was 'Gregory William Hellsing' and the last with the words 'witnessed' by it was 'Tempest Storm Hellsing'

"TEMPEST!!" The three sisters yelled

"Tempest, you traitor get your ass down here NOW!" Yelled Setsuna

"Yeah! You friggin Daddy's girl!" Bunny added.

A flash of light appeared and with it a girl that was a little shorter than Raye (who is taller than Bunny by at least a foot) She had fire red and yellow hair with bright green eyes. She had a pink shirt on with 'guns don't kill people I do' written in black. Her jeans had black spikes up them and she had black boots on. "Whazzup?" she asked smacking her gum.

"Tempest, you idiot why'd you have to sign the stupid contract?!!" yelled Raye.

"Hey," she said putting her hands up. "You guys needed something to do. You just

got out of your last job and you were coming to this dimension anyway. I thought it would be fun. You need a life." explained the sister.

"Oh WE needed the life? Most of the time you're just an idea! At least we are corporeal all... most of the time." Setsuna yelled.

By this time the Urimeshi team was beyond confused. Tempest saw this and said. "Well, aren't you gonna introduce me to your new coworkers?"

Raye simmered but said. "This is Yusuke, Kurama, Hiei and... um I'm sorry I forgot your name." she said to Kuwabara. Not giving him time to answer she continued. "And he's Koenma but you knew him. And everyone, this is my younger sister Tempest."

"Younger?" asked Kurama.

"Well in human years. She ages differently and looks 16, but she's only 361 years old."

Kurama nodded and continued "What did you mean about her not being corporeal all the time?"

"What's corporeal mean?" asked Kuwabara.

"It means solid." explained Kurama before looking back to Raye.

"She's a muse. She goes into people's heads and she isn't solid-y anymore." explained Raye-chan.

"Oh."

"Yeah." said Tempest, sitting down in Bunny's old chair. "I am responsible for many of the best movies." then she thought for a second. "Except Titanic. Someone had to sell their soul to Satin for that load of garbage."

"Oh! I sunk the Titanic!" put in Raye. Everyone looked at her for a second.

"So? Big deal. It's just a boat. I sunk Atlantis." bragged Setsuna. Everyone jerked their heads to look at her.

"But islands sink all the time! That was the unsinkable ship!" argued Raye.

"Humanity was asking for it by saying that! It's in The Rules! It would have happened anyway. Atlantis was advanced. They could have been able to stop it." Setsuna quipped.

"Nu-uh it was prophesized..." continued Raye.

The voices of the sibling argument faded into the background while Tempest said. "Anyway. I think it will do good if my sisters had something to do."

"That's not your decision. There is something called free will." said Bunny coldly.

"Well, it's already done, 'sides if I hadn't signed dad woulda found another person to sign."

"That's not the point! We should have a chance do decide for ourselves!" yelled Bunny

"SILENCE!!" A door opened in the air and a man stepped out. He had purple hair that was hung down into his eyes. Those eyes were covered by a bright green silk band. He was wearing a green loose silk shirt and matching pants. He wasn't particularly tall but his presence oozed control and power.

His command had stopped everything. Bunny and Tempest still faced each other and Setsuna had frozen stretching Raye's cheeks out and Raye was frozen Holding Suna's head back at an odd angle. "Daddy?"

Author: Wasn't that touching.

Setsuna: just a regular day in the life of the Hellsing sisters.

Author: yeah. Anyway I have a new fic out called 'Someday is Made for Dreamers.' It's based loosely on the movie Dogma. Not as much based as it has some of the concepts. It would be nice if you could go read it.

Cherry: Beg why dontcha

Author: Shuddup

Willow: this conversation took place in the past, and this is Author-chan's revision note that she asked me to do, firstly no one ever gave her any idea's for her name, secondly "Someday is Made for Dreamers" now has a sequel, "Someway is Made for Love" Now for a note…

1) The Rules is a book that holds all the rules that must be abided when telling a story. It exists in this realm, the penalty of breaking a rule is that something… unfortunate will happen to your stories legacy (like pour example, the penalty the fates chose for JK Rowling making Harry right about Malfoy and Snape, as well as a few other… choice decisions… is that the actress who played Hermione decided not to play in any other movies after the Order of the Phoenix… and the Actor who played Harry may or may not be playing in the last movie.)

2) Author asks that you do not take the example in offence… please don't kill her for having a few things against Harry Potter, she still reads the books… she just disagrees with some things that Ms. Rowling did.