"NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!" Setsuna fell to the ground. "Shit, I hate it when that happens." The Urimeshi team raised their eyebrows.
"Safety mechanism." Raye explained. "Whenever we are about to destroy something it happens. She won't be able to walk until she calms down."
Setsuna sighed. "Stupid parents and their controllingness, why does it always happen to me? "
Bunny just looked at her. "Cause you're the one in the Author's head."
"Oh yeah." Setsuna smiled. She cautiously stood up. "Well I've decided I'm gonna go to the first pub I see and get stinking drunk. Anyone wanna come with me?"
"I will." said Yusuke.
"Anyone besides him?? Please?"
"I will do anything you ask of me pretty lady!!" said Kuwabara coming forward.
"Second thought I think Yusuke's the lesser of two evils. Come on buddy." she grabbed Yusuke and practically dragged him out.
"Now that THAT'S over with." sighed Bunny. She turned on the TV and sat down. "Anybody who feels like watching Adult Swim can. Everyone else get out of my house!" Everyone sat down to enjoy late night television.
"Wakey wakey!! School's starting in 5 minuets!!" Everyone jerked awake to see the TV still on. They had fallen asleep. Setsuna was standing in front of them in a school uniform. The skirt was navy blue, while the shirt was one of the shorter kinds with a navy collar. She had a blue tie on. She had white socks. Her blue and silver hair was cascading around her still wet from her shower. She had a silver hoop in one ear and two crystal studs in the other one. She was smiling cheerily.
"When did you get home?" murmured Bunny.
"No idea. I woke up here with that doofus-" she pointed to a sleeping Yusuke "passed out beside me. Oh and I also had this." she lifted her shirt to reveal a belly piercing. "Don't know when that happened but-"
"My achin' head!" complained Yusuke.
Kurama looked confused. "Why don't you have a hangover?" he asked Suna.
"I'm a morning person." she explained. "The hangover wont hit till noon." which made no since but this is my story so there.
Then Kurama remembered something. "Did you say school starts in 5 minuets?"
Setsuna smiled "It's 4 minuets now."
"OH SHIT!" Everybody was in a scramble to get ready for school. Yusuke had been rudely awaken by people stepping on him. Finally everyone was ready.
"Uh, Suna?"
"Yeah, Bunny?"
"Where's Ai?"
Setsuna thought for a second and said "Dunno."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?" Bunny yelled.
"DON'T YELL!!" screamed Yusuke who was trying to nurse his hangover head.
"Uh, I think I know." said Raye pointing to the TV currently tuned to News.
"-and the authorities found this green voltswagon beetle crashed into the Tokyo Tower early this morning. It held a significant amount of sake bottles and an assortment of what appears to be ancient gold and silver currency from various continents. Nothing currently is known about the owner of the automobile but it is too soon to tell..."
Bunny switched of the television, her body vibrating with anger. "You crashed the car with ALL OF OUR MONEY IN IT?!!"
"Sorry?" said Suna
"SORRY WONT CUT IT!! NOW WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY FOR RENT!! WE DON'T HAVE A CAR!! AND MOST IMPORTANTLY: NO. SWEET. SNOW." she started crying. Hiei so caught up in the phrase 'no sweet snow' teared up a bit as well.
Kurama who was impatient to get to school (with his impeccable record who wouldn't be) said "You can ride with us, well pay for your rooms, you do cheep labor for us and we will buy you stuff."
Yusuke said, "What!! Help them? Are you crazy?"
At the same time Setsuna said, "No way are you gonna be our sugar daddy!"
"Stop arguing and let's go!" Kurama dragged all of them out to the car and off to school.
Author: Note time!
1) I'm a morning person, therefore my chick with superhuman powers is too. She's special…
