After lunch everyone crashed. They started watching TV and everyone fell asleep. While they were sleeping a little bitty mouse crept out and realized all of the dishes were clean and there wasn't a drop to eat. "My family will starve!" the little creature wailed. But that is another story.
So since everyone went to sleep they could not put the alarm on to wake them up. lucky for them it was Saturday. A car alarm started being...well alarming and Bunny sat straight up yelling "Rabid squirrels die mother fuckers!!" then fell back asleep, her head falling on Hiei's tummy.
Everyone else was awake now, Setsuna was asleep on the kitchen table. Yusuke on the floor where he passed out when Suna kicked him for 'accidentally' touching her boob. Raye had been leaning against Kurama, both sitting on the floor because they were to afraid of Hiei and Bunny's glairs to sit on the only couch.
Yusuke groaned. "My achin' head. Didn't I say that yesterday?"
"Shut up fur ball head." muttered Setsuna before rolling of the table and 'accidentally' landing on him before standing up and kicking both Bunny and Hiei off of what she viewed HER couch, ignoring their death glares.
Both Kurama and Raye got up. "Who wants donuts?"
They all trouped outside to get donuts. It is at that point a battered green volts wagon pulled up in the parking lot with no one driving it. "look it's Ai!" said Raye. She ran up and patted its greenness.
"Hello Raye." said the car.
The boys looked at each other "Stranger things have happened." said Kurama.
"Ai? is the money still there?" asked Setsuna, hoping this would get her out of the way of Bunny's wrath
"No. they took it out and put it in little plastic bags. It took me so long to get out of the police building." explained the car.
"Why do you keep calling it Ai?" asked Yusuke.
Setsuna sighed. "First of all she is a she. Second I wanted to name her Herby but that's a guy so Raye named her Ai. " Suna explained, disappointed that the money had not returned with the car.
"Would it be safe to keep the car? I mean wouldn't the police be looking for it." said Kuwabara
"Oh! Oh! can I do it?" said Setsuna excitedly, raising her hand.
"Sure." said Bunny.
Suna went over to Ai and put her hand on the greenness. The car started to form under Suna's hand. It stretched until it became a van, sort of like the kind hippies drive. It was a medium blue with purple accents. The interior was leopard print, including the steering wheel. on the inside ceiling of the car was a panting of a purple crying fairy. the whole thing was part hippy-part princess and in my eyes the perfect car but in the boys eyes kinda scary.
"YAY!!" said Raye. "Pretty kitty!!"
"Let's get donuts before we cause a scene." said Bunny hopping into the back seats. Setsuna drove. (fasten your seat belts; barf bags are in the pocket beside your seat) Raye sat up front with Yusuke and Kurama sat in the middle and Hiei sat in the very back.
"Donuts!!" but before Suna could put Ai in gear a beam of light hit them and a portal swallowed them up. "Donuts?"
Author: Notes…
1) squirrels are evil… oh my god… that's the FIRST TIME EVER that I've spelled squirrels right on the first time (party)
2) Ai means love
3) Ai is not only a talking, shape shifting car. She is also a supercomputer. She does all kinds of stuff, she's really cool. I want her… dearly…
