So. People were whisked away to Koenma's place AGAIN. When the light cleared away they were sitting in chairs with the teenage Koenma in front of them "Here is your first mission. It is in dimension 235. There are reports of a forest in which whenever anybody goes in they never come out. There are high readings of demon activity radiating from the place, so we think it is a clan of some sort. Deal with it." He says pushing a button before anybody could say anything they were whisked away again.
"Wow Charley. No special gadgets?" said Suna sarcastically.
"He seemed stranger than usual. Almost nervous." muttered Bunny.
When they landed they landed on a bunch of trees. "Great. We have to go walking through the woods FIRST THING in the morning. Without breakfast. And I'm wearing my good boots!! It's a conspiracy I tell you!! Koenma got captured by the government for testing and that was a drone from the alien clan in league with the government. They want me to be unhappy." muttered Suna.
"Yeah. Just like the world revolves around you." said Bunny.
"It does!!" this bickering continued as they went further into the forest.
"Hey guys this way!" said Raye interrupting the serious debate on whether the cream or the cookie is better in the Oreo. Raye pointed to the left.
"Why would it be that way, the trail is that way." Yusuke said pointing to the right.
Raye glared at him and said. "One- do you REALLY think the trail would lead to the bad guys' hideout? And two- there is a big castle in the next clearing, perfect for a baddies house." she said looking superior.
"Fine. We'll do it YOUR way." he said. Which they did.
They crept into the clearing and saw the bigestmotherfucking castle they had ever seen. It even had a moat! It was made of a grayish white stone and had many windows. Most being stained glass. It had about 14 towers. Suddenly they heard a noise and were seized by... dun-dun-dun PENGUINS!!
Anyway they were grabbed by giant penguins and were being marched to the castle. Of course they struggled but the big penguins were just so big and fluffy nothing worked. When they got to the moat they realized there were smaller penguins playing in the water "Aw. They're so cute!!" squealed Raye, Setsuna and Bunny. Yes, Bunny said cute.
They were marched up the wooden stairs, past rooms that were sorta dusty and looked as if no one had touched them in a few hundred years. They finally reached their destination winded from all the climbing. One of the penguins knocked on the door and a female voice said. "Enter."
They did, and what they saw confused them. This was the only room that looked lived in. It had an air conditioner and central lighting. There were regular wooden walls and carpets. There was a huge window in the back of the room. The view was not one of a forest, but one somewhere in Mexico.
There was a desk in the middle of the room with a girl who was about five foot four standing behind it. She had black hair with red highlights and red eyes with silver speckles. She appeared to be around 17 years old and Hispanic. She had on a red, long, flowy skirt and a white T-shirt. When she stepped away from the desk and towards them they saw she wore big black boots. "It is very rude to trespass on someone else's property...Raye? Oh my God! Bunny! Setsuna! What are you guys doing here?" The boys' jaws dropped.
"Rosa? I shoulda known! You always had a thing for penguins!" said Raye.
The girl appointed as Rosa leaned against her desk. "Yeah. They're perfect for small tasks and they almost soak in the spells to make them this big. Oh gosh. Guys let them go." the penguins did so. Kuwabara, who hadn't gotten the message that Rosa was a friend ran forward to attack but the stepped over and instead of tackling her hit the desk, flipped over, and knocked himself out. "So what brings three of my favorite older sisters to my humble abode?"
"Well. Have you been killing people who come into the forest?" asked Bunny.
"No. I just made it so that they got lost and transported to another dimension. You know how I hate strangers coming on my property." she explained.
"Yeah I figured." her older sister nodded.
"Waaaait. You guys are sisters?" asked Yusuke.
"Yep. Can't you see the family resemblance?" asked Suna.
"If you mean crazy yeah." he answered.
All of the sudden Rosa was in front of him with a deadly looking scythe pointed at his throat, ready to lop his head off. "Don't you EVER insult me or my family. You got that?"
"Yes." Yusuke said softly. When Rosa backed off he could see Setsuna, Raye and Bunny doubled over with laughter. He glared but because he appreciated his head he didn't say anything.
"Well um. Problem. We were sent here to stop you from…disquieting the locals." said Bunny.
"Huh?" asked Rosa confused.
"Dad made us be spirit detectives with these idiots and we were sent here to take care of you. They actually thought you were a demon clan." explained Suna.
"Oh." Rosa said.
A beam of light hit them "What does Koenma want now?"
Author: NOTES!!
1) Setsuna's paranoid. So am I… I actually will go off on a tangent about my paranoid conspiracies just like Setsuna does…
2) penguins are cool
3) Rosa is one of Raye's characters.
