Not a Yaoi??!!!

or

Manda can Talk??!! WTF!

A/N: Here's the new chapter! Sorry for the wait! I really, really am!

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon or this "witty" saying Ashy-boy always says...(whispers) Ash belongs to Gary(whispers) I do NOT own the yaoi fans...some are my friends. I do not own the song: " Bitter Sweet Symphony".

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" Manda!" Orochimaru shouted after he preformed the handsigns. " I choose you!"

" Uh," Kabuto said. " Why did you shout that?"

" Shout what?" Orochimaru asked.

" The ' I choose you' thing." Kabuto said crossing his arms.

" I don't know what you're talking about." Orochimaru said quickly.

" You're dodging." Kabuto snapped.

" Am not!" Orochimaru snapped, eyes moving side-to-side.

" Excuse me," Manda said. " But can you love birds please stop fighting and give me my orders. It's strange by you two."

" We're not an item!" Kabuto shouted.

" And this isn't a yaoi story!" Orochimaru shouted, then added. " Whu-whu-what?! I'm not in a yaoi?! Yay! Finaly! I get to be in a normal fic!"

Many yaoi fans charge at Orochimaru.

------We are now expierencing some technical difficulties--------

Plays " Bitter Sweet Symphony".

------All better now, we now bring you back to the orginal program already in progress---------

" Then what was last chapter?" Manda asked an annoyed Kabuto and a wheelchair ridden Orochimaru.

" We were baking cookies!" Kabuto said, taking out pictures of them putting cookies on a pan inside an oven.

" Then what was with the author shouting?" Manda asked, tapping his tail in agitation.

" We were listening to Micheal Jackson. Orochimaru's favorite pop singer!"

Orochimaru breathed heavily in anger. He tried to speak but couldn't.

" Now look what you've done!" Kabuto shouted. " You made me shout out a secret Orochimaru only let me know!"

" Pedophile!" Manda shouted.

Police charge at Orochimaru...

' Why me?' Orochimaru thought as the police men and women tackled him down to the ground, the wheelchair armrest pressing against his already shattered ribs.

-------Techincal difulties-------------

" Okay! That's it! I've seen enough!" The two headed director shouted. The one shouting was Mantineus.(1)

" No!" The other head, Balthazar said. " I think you need to see more."

" We're going to do this again." Mantineus said. " This time, Orochimaru, can you just give Manda his orders and not make me wonder why I rescued you from the funny farm."

" Wait," Kabuto said. " You what?!"

" Silence!" Balthazar shouted. "...Okay. He's right. Orochimaru just do what he says."

Orochimaru just looked at us, tears of sadness and joy in them.

------------------Chapter 4 take two-----------

" Manda!" Orochimaru shouted. " Go forth and destroy all of America's Dunkin Donuts!"

" Cut!" Balthazar shouted. " That sounds too much like something out of a religiouse text. I hate it! Do it over!"

--------Chapter 4 take three--------

" Manda!" Orochimaru shouted. " Your orders are to destroy all of the Dunkin Donuts in America!"

Manda slithered away, leaving behind destroyed trees in his wake. Minion number one and the others that Orochimaru told him to take along followed.

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" Cut!" Mantineus shouted. " Much better! Be prepaired for the next chapter really soon!"

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1) No. Me and Balthazar are not two heads on a body...though that would be cool. Wouldn't it, Balthazar?

Balthazar-Sure. What ever.

A/N: Hope you liked it. Please review! And I told you I wasn't lying! And this was spur-of-the-moment. You won't see me or Balthazar as a two headed director EVER again.