Dunkin' Donuts Hires Mutants!

or

Why is Starscream Here?

A/N: I am not saying anything bd about the employees. I just want them to be super mutants!Laughs like a mad scientist

Disclaimer: I do not own Dunkin' Donuts or its employees and manager. Nor do I own Starscream(runs away crying). I only own Minion number one...Balthazar owns Minion number two(who will be in this chapter). NOR DO WE OWN GOLEM'S VOICE!!! ANDY CIRCUSE DOES!!!(Force of habit to say I and run away crying when I remember that I don't own Starscream).

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Manda destroyed one with his tail of doom. It was closed. Hopefully

The manager hissed in pain. " My preciouse!" He picked up a blue phone with red dots. " Fellow managers! Press the little green button! My preciouse has been destroyed without a permit!" He heard hissing on the other lines. He pushed the green button.

" Apparently no one will stop us." Minion number one said. He heard a shriek. " Spoke too soon, bro." Minion number two said. " How'd you get here! You weren't with us!" Minion number two shrugged in response.

Just then an army of zobie mutants with brown skin, face contorted only showing the eyes and mouth. They had sharp claws, and spines covering their back.

" Well," Number two said. " I bet the spines are poisonous." " How much?" Number one said. " Twenty." " I'll raise you thirty!"

" Uh, guys." A ninja said. " They're attacking!" A mutant curled over, and shot its spines at him, killing him with poison since they didn't hit any vital organs.

" Entire." One mutant groaned, the others followed. " Entire." They all chanted. " Entire. Entire. Entire."

" I guess this means that we're facing the entire Dunkin' staff." number one said. " Ya think?" Number two said, jumping into the fray.

Number one just put his hands together and preformed his own jutsu. A gigantic robot appeared. It looked like it could become an F-22 jet.

" What?" number one shouted. " Why is he here?"

" I always wanted to know who would win. Mutants or Starscream."

" I will not stoop to killing such wastes of time!" Starscream shouted.

" Fine." Number one says joining the battle.

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" No. Golum." The manager said. " How could they kill my babies? No matter." He picked up the phone. " Managers! We unite! Golum. Golum." They all jump into outer space and untie.

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Starscream looked up at the newly forming blob monster. ' Now that's worth killing.' He thought, transforming into his F-22 fighter jet mode.

The monster had many pale skull-like faces. All moaning in what Starscream noted as pain. Starscream shot a missle in robot form, causing them to break apart.

The beast schreeched. Turning the main face towards the enemy, it tried to bite with one of the faces. All of them missed.

Starscream just fired more and more missles at the monster, breaking it apart piece by piece. The pieces transformed back into humans, suffocating from the lack of oxygen.

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The ninjas and minions finished their battle with the zombies. Their bodies turned back into normal looking humans.

Number two smirked. " Looks like mass murder. I like it."

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Only one face remained, the main face. It fell rapidly towards the Earth, trying to get away. It doesn't. Starscream fires one last missle, blowing the ugly thing up.

His purpose done, he left.

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A/N: Stupid huh? (nods) Thought so. More distruction later.