Everyone was sitting around the table with some sort of drink in their hands. Setsuna, Rosa, Mimi and Kurama drank tea. Christar, Bunny, Raye, Yusuke, Kuwabara and Hiei drank coffee. The silence was defining.

"So. What are you doing here Chris?" asked Rosa.

The teenage girl looked up and said "I was asked to come and work for Koenma."

"Sort of out of your job description, isn't it?" commented Setsuna. To that Chris only shrugged.

"What do you do for a living?" asked Kurama.

Chris looked at him but said nothing. "She's an assassin." said Raye. When her older sister glared at her she said "I'm guessing you're not here for a social meeting, you probably are looking for some place to stay. If that is true they live here as well. They need to know what they are dealing with. It's just polite."

Christar sighed but nodded.

"Good. Now that that's over-" before Mimi could say another word a light enveloped them. When it cleared they were in Koenma's office.

"What do you want pacifier breath?" said Yusuke and Setsuna simultaneously. They glared at each other then turned to glare at the teenager freak with a pacifier in his mouth.

"You are going to go on another mission. This one is in the middle of an ocean so

you will need breathing equipment." It appeared on everyone. "Bring back whoever is creating the surge in power." was his last comment before we were sent into the other dimension, time or hotdog.

When they opened their eyes they were in the middle of an ocean. An angelfish swam right by their faces and an eel passed along their right. "Ooooh! Pretty fishies!" Setsuna, Mimi and Raye said. Bunny, Hiei and Yusuke glared while Kurama, Rosa, Christar and Kuwabara inspected the sea life.

Raye attempted to swim, but the oxygen tank slowed her down. "Stupid mettle thingy." she aid before slipping it off.

"Don't do that! There's no oxygen here!" yelled Kurama

"So?" she said gurgling in the water. "I'm a water elemental, I can breath just fine. She said before swimming a ways. She looked back for a second "But it's cute that your worried." The rest of the team followed doggedly. Setsuna, Bunny, Mimi, Rosa and Kurama swam almost as well as Raye-san.

"Where did you learn to swim so well?" asked the fox.

"Part of our house was under water. Raye would drag us there every day to practice. I swear she's really an enchanted fish."

"That's not really nice, Setsy." complained Mimi.

"You know I love you, don't you Raye-chan?"

It is at this point they see a giant dome in the distance. "Ooooh look at that!" said Rosa.

"It appears to be a building of some sort." commented Kurama.

"Maybe it's a Merperson's home! Or maybe a government base to take over the ocean life to do their bidding!" Everyone ignored Setsuna's remark.

When they got close enough they could see the building inside of the bubble. Although building didn't cut it, it was more like a castle. It was made entirely of silver and jade. On the surface of the bubble was a door and a bell. Raye got there first and got the duty of ringing the bell.

"Wee!" she rung the doorbell to the tune of 'Imaginary' by Evanescence.

"RAYE-CHAN!!! IS THAT YOU?" down the railing of the stairs skated a fourteen year old girl with Dark blonde hair and hazel eyes. She stopped and flipped up her skateboard into her hands. She was five foot six, and was wearing a black hoodie with the words "If it don't have wheels and can't go high I'm not riding it!" written on it. Torn jeans covered her legs and van's covered her feet. She walked over to the door and let everyone in. Magically the water stayed outside of the door as they stepped into air.

"Everyone meet Catty, our sister-by-dating!" said Setsuna

"Konichiwa." she said bowing.

"Catty, this is Kurama, Hiei, Yusuke and Kuwabara." explained Raye. "We were sent to investigate strange surges of spirit energy. You wouldn't have anything to do with it would you?"

"Not that I know of." Catty shook her head.

"The bubble is emitting power." explained Bunny.

"It is?" asked Catty.

"Hey, Cat, why are you living down here anyway?" asked Rosa.

"Well I just finished watching 'The Little Mermaid' and thought that it would be cool to live underwater. So I got your dad to make this world for me. It even has a skating rink and big screen plasma TV!" explained the teen.

While Kurama, Hiei, Christar and Bunny sweat-dropped. Everyone else yelled "COOL!"

"You got any video games?" asked Yusuke.

"Are you kidding? A house isn't a house without video games! I have a whole collection. At least a hundred. Mostly the violent kind, and the racing kind. Oh and the newest Tony Hawk pro-skater! And-" as Catty went on explaining her collection the spirit detectives followed her into a room with a huge television and a whole wall full of…video games? On the other wall was a collection of movies ranging from everything Disney to 80's teenage flicks. All of them quite sappy.

"DAY-UM." Yusuke and Kuwabara said.

"Where is the rest of your collection?" asked Mimi.

"Oh they wouldn't all fit in here. There's more in the other room." she pulled back a curtain revealing a whole other room with nothing but video games and movies. This overwhelmed Yusuke and Kuwabara to the point that they passed out.

"This is so cool, Catty." commented Raye. They ignored the boys lack of consciousness.

"I hate to tell you this, but this environment is wasting a lot of spirit energy. Not only that but it is disturbing the ocean's natural wildlife and-" A thundering rumble interrupted Kurama's speech. A rift opened underneath their feet. "And its been feeding a C class demon that was imprisoned here 10000 years ago." he finished quickly.

"Oh hell." was all the sisters could say. Yusuke and Kuwabara popped up, quite conscious again.

"Rosa, can you transport all of my stuff back to my old room?" asked Catty.

"Sure thing, it might take a while though."

"We'll distract the demon-dude if he comes out." no sooner had Setsuna uttered those words that the 'demon-dude' crawled out of the crack in the earth. It was about eight feet tall with dark red markings along his scaly body. Fire edged around his face and talons. He had black eyes and fangs. A look of pure hatred seeped into his eyes.

"Uh Rosa, you might want to hurry it up a bit." said Setsuna.


Author: more violence will ensue! Yay!! (does a little happy dance)

Setsuna: woo.

Author: you don't sound very excited.

Setsuna: so.

Author: oh yeah I've been meaning to tell the readers about the cool Christmas gift I gave Bunny-chan. She's been putting it to use!

Setsuna: really. What was it.

Author: dude, you need to take some happy pills. ANYWAY. It was a (dramatic silence) Hiei plushy!!

Hiei: a what?

Author: oh my gosh. I have a Hiei in my brain! Is that what makes me have the uncontrollable erg to play with fire?

Cherry: no that's me.

Author: oh anyway. I got Bunny a Hiei plushy and I found out something. Hiei is bald! And he has no wiener!

Hiei: I am not bald!

Author: but you admit to having no penus?

Hiei: Why you little- (flays your wonderful author)

Author: (being flayed) AHH!! SAVE ME DARLING READERS!!!

Willow: Note time

1) The main three Hellsing siblings have elemental powers (others have elemental powers to… but I really don't wanna list them all) Bunny has fire, Raye has water, and Setsuna has air.

2) Catty is one of Raye's characters