Why it is NOT Okay to Gloat

A/N: One chapter left.

Disclaimer: I do not own the news/media or the CIA that is guest staring in this chapter.

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Orochimaru was pleased. with what Number one and Manda had said about their mission.

" Good!" He shouted. " Now I will move on to phase TWO!"

" Don't make me use the..." Kabuto points at The Button of Doom Sleep.

" You wouldn't dare!" Orochimaru shouts. " GIR loves me!"

" Oh I will." Kabuto said. " And while you're asleep I'll destroy all of your Micheal Jackson CDs."

" Number one." Orochimaru said. " Take him to the dungeon. And make him share a cell with that childmolester." He stops and laughed. " You know, it's ironic. He's been after you for how many years? And now he's gonna finaly get you, Kabuto."

---------------With Trisha Onigumo----------

" Hello, I am Trisha Onigumo; Chanel Five news reporter of Florida. And, for a rare treat. I am talking to a person from Vero Beah. Sir, how do you feel about the destruction of Dunkin' Donuts?"

" Ehh," Thomas said. " We only have one. And now we have a Starbucks in our Mall."

" Interesting." She said cutting him off. " Now to other places in Florida. Most of which I'm sure don't give a rat's (beep), either."

---------------With Tony----------

" Hello," Tony said at his desk. " I am Tony Jay, new to the cast, and I am not related with the actor Tony Jay."

Everyone saw him and knew he was gonna suck at his going to be short lived job.

" Well, despite the destruction of Dunkin' Donuts, a place once thought to be well loved, is actually causing no one to shed a tear. On the field is Jacob Geder."

" Thanks Tony. I am here standing in what can only be described as something out of a Japanese comic book and/or cartoon. Infact I have footage from an eyewitness of a giant purple snake attacking this establishment."

Some kid made faces into the camera, Jacob shoowed him away. The tape began to play.

------------Orochimaru-------------

" Now," He said. " That Kabuto is away. Number one. Fetch me my camera. You will film my demands."

" Yes, Lord Orochimaru." Number one said.

--------------Kabuto-------------

The old perverted man was knocked out and near death. Kabuto finaly found the hole the last kid they threw in there escaped.

He began to crawl.

-------Orochimaru---------------

" You maybe wondering why I have destroyed Dunkin' Donuts." He said into the camera totaly exposed since he thought they were weak. " It is because I am going to take over your puny Untied States since I took out your power source and are now weak. My partner..."

As Orochimaru said 'partner' Kabuto fell from the cieling.

" Kabuto, and speak of the devil," He sid lifting Kabuto off the ground. " Here he is. Surrender now or we'll take your missles and then destoy every last state!" He began to laugh.

" Now, Number one, mail it to the C.I.A.!" Orochimaru shouted.

-------------C.I.A. HeadQuarters-----------------

" Look at this." Some guy said popping in the tape.

" Where is this, Orochimaru, now?" the head guy said.

" Japan." Some intelegence guy said.

" Okay," The head, leader guy said. " Send some troops to retrieve him and bring him here! And this Kabuto kid, too! Threaten America and think we're weak after destroying something so stupid! I don't think so!"

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