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Setsuna: whoa. What's wrong with you?

Author: I dunno. I just don't feel like writing. But my fans await!

Setsuna: Why don't you feel like writing. Are you mad at me? (teary eyes)

Author: of course not. Its just my obsession with Yaoi. It makes me unable to think of anything else.

Setsuna: that's so sad. (hugs Author)

Author: dude. I want Yaoi! But I'm to lazy to get on the internet! That's why I was able to write my new fic- wait did you just hug me?

Setsuna: Yeah.

Author: but your not touchy feely.

Setsuna: so? You needed comfort.

Author: OH MY GOD! YOU HAVE A SOUL!!

Setsuna: duh.

Author: your confusing me.

Raye: JUST START THE STORY ALREADY!!

Author: whoa, doesn't the typing g look cool? Ggggggggggggggggggg

Setsuna: well, she's obviously in the right mindset to make a story: her normal highness. So what's wrong?

Muse: I might be able to answer that.

Author: MUSE!!!!!!!! I missed you !!!!!(jumps on muse)

Cherry: now that she has her muse she can write now, Right?

Muse: not exactly. I need inspiration too. I did have a good idea to start this but… I forgot.

Everyone: AWWWW MAN!

Muse: I know, it sucks.

Willow: why don't you just start it and see where it goes?

Author: I could do that but… It's really dangerous.

Setsuna: how can that be dangerous?

Author: Well, there could be the unfortunate plot hole that annoys the hell out of people. There could be the nonsense that makes no sense. There could be the plot twist that is so stupid its evident it was forced, there's-

Setsuna: okay I get it! Just give it a try. We have the incase of emergency plot. (points to a glass box with a stack of paper. Beside it is a hammer and a plack that says: in case of stupidity and Pokemon-esk, brake glass and apply to story.)

Cherry: What is the emergency plot?

Author: I don't remember, its either everyone dies or its all just a dream.

Setsuna: okay. Time to start the story.

Eleven coffins were carried by horses. Around the boxes were crying people. All of the family of the bodies were there morning the loss of the heroes.

Finally the parade stopped. There where holes fit perfectly for the caskets. A podium had been set up. Koenma stepped up and said, "We are gathered to morn the loss of these ten courageous beings. The Hellsing sisters and our spirit detectives. They were lost because they sacrificed themselves to save all of us… Its just not fair!" The demigod banged his hand on the podium as tears welled up in his eyes.

The girls father, Gregory put his hand on the mans shoulder. He motioned for the coffins to be lowered into the ground.

"Game Over, Game Over," The words flashed across the screen.

"Crap. I can't believe I lost again!" screamed Catty. Slamming her fists on her jean covered legs. Those jeans led to green vans that looked ancient. Covering her torso was a black "Three Days Grace" hoodie. Her blonde hair was pulled up in a pony tail

"I can't either. I told you that you should have made Mimi use her disks, not Mina's darts." stated Bunny nonchalantly. "Don't you agree 'Suna?" She was wearing loose black pants that were covered in chains and straps. A violet long-sleeved shirt with "If you don't have any thing nice to say, don't expect to stay alive long" printed on it, complemented the mood. Whatever shoes she had on were mostly covered by her pants, only black tips were seen. Skull earrings crept up her ears and black cuffs covered her wrists.

Setsuna just stared blankly "It just creeps me out that you have a video game based on us fighting. That is just creepy. I keep on getting chills whenever I die. I'm beginning to think your doing it on purpose."

Catty grinned "However did you know?"

Setsuna glared "You're so mean to me." she lifted a drink to her lips. At least she would have if a piece of paper hadn't landed in it. This caused the drink to splash all over her, drenching her green silk tank top and jeans. "What the hell?" She looked over to where the paper had come from. Yusuke was slouching and grinning smugly, another paper ball in his hands. His jeans were faded, just as his tank-top looked worn.

Ooooh. You are SO DEAD!!" she dropped her glass and jumped at the guy. They both fell out of his chair at the impact. She straddled him, bringing her fist up to punch. He caught it before it impacted. They had a little arm wrestling match there. Finally, Setsuna decided to try a direct approach and jabbed her knee into his stomach.

"Oaf!" he said curling up into a ball. Setsuna stood and kicked him for good measure.

"Don't you dare do that again! Now I have to take another shower." She walked past Bunny who was staring out the window. She doubled back and looked to see what, or who Bunny was watching. It was a sweaty Hiei who of course had his shirt off. "Like what you see?" she whispered in her sisters ear.

She jumped. "Don't do that." she glared.

"Hey, I just wanted to say that you should probably close your mouth. You're drooling." Bunny continued to glare.

"Oh and you normally wear your drink?" the red eyed girl asked

Setsuna glared. "I get the point. The only one not acting stupid is Raye."

"Ohhhh Kurama-kun, can you come here for a moment?" Kurama walked into the kitchen. Setsuna and Bunny peeked through the doorway, spying.

In the middle of the room stood Raye. Her sister's mouths dropped. It wasn't that Raye was there, its what she was wearing. Her dark blue hair was pulled back in a high

pony tail that went to her butt. She was barefoot with limited jewelry. She was wearing dark blue short shorts with a chain and spiked belt. Her shirt was a black wife beater that barely hid her breasts and accentuated her thin waist. Her blue eyes all for Kurama.

"I can't seem to reach the light." she said, indicating the overhead kitchen light that had worn out, a new light bulb in her hands. "I can almost get it, see?" She rose on tip-toe and reached high, stretching her lithe body out and looking coyish as hell.

"Uh-hu." said Kurama who looked like he would pass out at any moment. He was wearing tight jeans tucked into suede black boots, a cream colored button up shirt completing the outfit.

"Oh!" Raye pretended to loose her balance and began to fall. Suddenly Kurama was there, holding her up. She had her hands on his chest and her body pressed to his. The light bulb was still cradled in her hand. "Thank you Kurama." she whispered. Their faces were perilously close. She backed up at the last moment, handing him the bulb. "Do you think you could put this in?"

Her sister turned away from the door. "Good Gods." said Setsuna.

"When did she learn to do that?" asked Bunny.

"And why didn't I think of that?" complained Sets'

They looked determinedly at each other. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Setsuna.

"Operation get laid under way." said Bunny.

Author: okie notes!

1) I will someday make that videogame.

2) FINALLY! I start on the relationships… don't kill me…