C.I.A. Convicts spend WAY too much time on the Internet

A/N: I don't mean to hurt anyones feeling if you or someone you know is in jail of any kind or works at one. This is just for amusement like the movie " Going to Jail".

Disclaimer: I do not own any convicts or anything else in this final chapter. Not even Pinky and the Brain!!!! I OWN NOTHING! I LIVE IN OBLIVION!!!! THERE! YOU HAPPY?!!! NOW YOU KNOW WHERE WE LIVE! TRY STEALING FROM US!!!!!!!

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Orochimaru was minding his own buisness...

When C.I.A. officers and ninjas from other villages attacked.

" Minions and stupid-worthless-ninja, attack!" He shouted.

A big battle raged, causing the camera to fall and break.

---------With the Directors... So we lied! Who cares!-------------

" Why you!" Balthazar shouted, veins popping on his head.

" Calm down, bro." Mantineus said. " It had to be done. Its sacfrice was worth this wierd trip."

" Your new Camera." Starscream said.

" Thank you, buddy." Balthazar and Mantineus said.

-----------------------With Orochimaru---------------------------

" Why aren't you arresting Number one?" Orochimaru shouted.

" They did, boss." Number one said.

" And what of the old man introduced last chapter?" Kabuto asked.

" They got me, too." He said in a coal miners voice.

------------One long helicopter ride later------------

" Hey," One inmate said walking past Orochimaru and Kabuto's cell. " Aren't you Orochimaru and Kabuto?"

" Yeah?" Orochimaru said. " What of it?"

" Hey boys!" The inmate said. " We've got two stars! Orochimaru and Kabuto! You know what this means, right?!"

Everyone cheers. Their doors open since the guards know what is going to happen. And they all look at I smell wedding bells!" They all shouted as they got out of their cells.

Only two remained. The old perverted man...but he was sentenced to death and it was being held at that moment. He died in shame of knowing that he never got the boy he wanted to molest of so long.

The other was Minion number one. He was busy reading a book. And he didn't want to see what he knew, via his cell mate, what was going on. And his brother was trying to put him into brotherly rehab from it.(1)

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The guards asked for the preacher after he was done with the old man to preform at the wedding.

" Why?" Orochimaru shouted as he and Kabuto were dragged from their cell.

" We don't know!" Was the majorities responce. " It just sounds like fun!"

" Because you guys are obviousely in love! That's why!" Was the other responce.

-------------I don't write weddings well-----------------

" Now it's time for the honey moon!" One convict shouted. The guard who filmed the wedding was smiling. Something to show the guys who weren't there that day.

They dragged the newly-weds back to their cell.

" We won't do it!" Kabuto and Orochimaru shouted.

" Oh yes you will." The doctor said holding a needle in one hand.

--------------WILL SKIP FOR WHAT HAPPENS WILL BLIND YOU!!--------------------

When they finished. The convicts and guards left.

" Orochimaru," Kabuto said. " Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

" Yes Kabuto." Orochimaru said. " But I don't know how Sasuke makes his hair look like a chicken's butt."

" No." Kabuto said, pounding Orochimaru's head.

" I'm pondering revenge."

" And after that." Orochimaru said. " We'll create a robot friend and eat pudding snacks together! And watch the sunset! And-and-and..."

Kabuto hit his friend's head again.

" No. Then we'll do what we do everynight. Try to destroy Konoha!"

----------No sequel pending!----------------------

A/N: Stupid ending, huh? Please R&R shouting how stupid it was and how un-Pinky and the Brain it was.

Balthazar-Just review.