Author: Hiya folks! This is your wuvable author here!

Setsuna: since when are you 'wuvable'

Author: (gives Setsuna puppy dog eyes) Are you saying I'm not… cute (teary voice)

Setsuna: no, not really

Author: Meany. How could you not think I'm cute??

Setsuna: Duh, you don't even have a speck of leather on you

Author: (stairs at Suna) You are one screwed up chicky.

Setsuna: Just start the story ya freak.

Raye: don't they have such a kind relationship?


After Bunny and Setsuna saw the stunt Raye pulled to get the attention of everybody's favorite kitsune, they rushed upstairs to begin their own Operation get laid.

First to get done was Bunny (Setsuna having to take a shower first). She walked down the stairs and into the living room. Everyone's eyes got larger, especially the apparition known as Hiei.

Bunny was uncharacteristically slutty. No one even knew Bunny had such clothes in her closet. She had a tiny little belly shirt (black of course) That looked as if it had once been a wife beater until the stomach and neck been torn out. It had a rip from the frayed edges of the neck going down to just the top of her boobs. She had black baggy pants synched at the waist with a studded belt. Chains decorated her tiny hips. She wore black fingerless lacy gloves and silver rings. Red studs decorated her ears as well as one skull earring. On her feet were black hooker boots with more buckles than was necessary. Most surprising of all was the red belly button ring.

She walked over to Hiei, swaying her hips seductively. "So Hiei, ready for a challenge?" when he didn't answer she snapped her fingers in front of his face. When he still didn't seem to be able to concentrate, she grabbed his chin and lifted his face up to hers. "How bout this, flame-boy? You fight me and if I win, you get whatever you want, if I win I get whatever I want. Hmm? How does that sound to you?"

Hiei nodded and followed her outside. Yusuke shook his head and went back to his video game.

Not long after another set of footsteps could be heard coming down the steps. Yusuke glanced up and then glanced back down to his game. Once his brain processed what he had seen, his head jerked back up. In front of him stood none other than Setsuna Luna Hellsing.

She wore black suede boots with three inch heels. They stretched up to end at her knee. Tucked into those boots were tight leather pants. They were so tight that they looked pored on. They framed her voluptuous hips and also brought the eyes to a shiny bellybutton ring. Her shirt was a purple belly shirt with short sleeves. Underneath the shirt peeked out a bit of fishnet. Her wrists were decorated with jingly silver bracelets. A purple and black choker decorated her neck. Her hair was down to cascade over her shoulders and frame her face. Her earrings were a bunch of hoops. A glittery stud decorated her nose.

She smiled "Like what you see?"

"Huh?"

Her smile turned to a smirk "Eloquent as always 'Suke." She started walking to him. Her expression was that of a predator sighting her pray. She flopped down on the couch that was right behind where Yusuke was sitting on the floor. She stretched out and he could see her in a mirror that was hanging from the wall behind the TV.

"Suke?" she said watching him in the mirror.

"Yeah?"

"Can you turn around for a moment?" He did, the seen almost horror movie-esk. Setsuna looked at him coyishly "Do you want to do something for me?" she asked in a low voice.

"What?"

"No. Never mind." she looked down and then back up at him "It would involve getting up and I don't want to interrupt your game."

He turned the game off "It wouldn't interrupt my game." he said.

"Well…"

"Yes?"

"Could you…"

Yes?"

Setsuna smiled at the standing Yusuke "Could you get me a bottle of sake?"

Yusuke did an anime fall and Setsuna couldn't help but giggle. "Please Yusuke?"

"Fine." he said going to the kitchen.

He walked past Kurama and Raye on his way to the liquor cabinet. On the fridge was the note they found this morning explaining that the rest of the sisters (and Kuwabara) were on a mission for Koenma. Evidently the rest of them weren't needed.

He grabbed three bottles of sake and headed back to the living room glancing at his friends. For the second time that day he did a double take when he realized the two were making out. He shook his head and went into the living room. When he passed the door leading to the back yard he saw Bunny and Hiei throwing bursts of power at each other. "This is a fucking nut house." he muttered.


Author: All I can say is this chapter amused the hell out of me.