The children (aka Raye, Setsuna, Yusuke and Kurama) were sitting on the couch watching Family Guy when they heard it. Two ear splitting screams. Down the stairs rushed a panicking Bunny and Hiei. Bunny had put on a robe and Hiei put on boxers
"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING YOU PERVERT!" Bunny yelled at Hiei
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING YOU WERE THE ONE WRAPPED AROUND ME!"
"I WOULD NEVER DO THAT! YOU MUST HAVE DRUGGED ME AND RAPED ME YOU SICK RAPIST!"
"WHO YOU CALLING RAPIST? YOU PROBABLY RAPED ME!"
"Ahem." came a voice from the couch "Uh neither of you were raped." said Raye "All we heard from upstairs after you went up there were screams of pleasure."
"Yeah, you scarred Raye for life you perverts." said Setsuna "If you knew the booze would have made you horny you shouldn't have drunken it, I mean come on you guys are grown adults, be responsible for the example you are setting for your younger sister." she finished before lighting a cigarette.
The poor fire demons eyes were as huge as saucers "We did what?"
"You had sex, did the nasty, did it like they do on the discovery channel, Hiei you got laid I am so proud of you!" said Yusuke with a grin as he bummed a puff off of Setsuna's cigarette.
"Yeah we even have pictures." said Raye as she held out the Polaroid. Quick as the flash (comic book reference alert) Hiei grabbed the picture and all that was left was a pile of ash
"Oh you seriously think that's the only picture?" said Yusuke scoffing
"Yeah, I already put it on my Myspace." said Raye beaming
"Yepers, and on my Facebook." put in Setsuna.
Bunny's eyes narrowed "I am going to kill you."
"You do and I'll tell dad." said Setsuna blinking
"Nark."
Hiei banger."
"Yusuke snogger."
Setsuna blinked "Yeah? So?" and she reached over and pressed Yusuke's lips against hers.
Before they got to into their make out session gagging sounds ensued. When they came up for air they noticed everyone had gone into the kitchen trying to get away from the couple.
When they walked into the kitchen they saw Bunny pouring a glass of absinthe for herself. "Your sure you should be drinking that? You know what happened last time." said Setsuna before producing another picture. Bunny zapped it with her flame and Setsuna made another appear in her other hand, which was soon also made into dust.
This continued until Bunny got board and turned to her drink. "I don't care, I just can't believe I slept with that person." she said indicating Hiei who muttered something under his breath that was either "You think I feel good about it?" or "I like pudding." I'm leaning toward the pudding one.
"Well there is a good reason for that, it's 'cause you didn't sleep with him." said Setsuna, sipping from a bottle of vodka that appeared from the air.
"SetSUNA! Why did you have to tell them?" shrieked Raye.
"What're your saying I didn't, then the pictures..."
"Were staged by Raye." Setsuna explained.
"Raye-chan." Bunny turned to her slowly.
"But, you guys weren't going fast enough, I mean Setsuna and I already have made out with our boys, you just needed a little nudge to finish the seduction, I mean who fights when they are trying to get laid?"
"Uh hello, his shirt disappears when he's fighting, if that isn't a sign of enjoyment than I don't know what is."
"Well you were taking to long."
"We all have ways of getting what we want." pointed out Setsuna.
"Yeah, Setsuna plays hard to get, you do the direct thing, and I beat the shit out of them." said Bunny.
"You did not beat the shit out of me." said Hiei
"Details, details." Bunny said.
"So your playing hard to get huh?" smirked Yusuke.
Setsuna turned to him and leaned into him leaving only a breath in between their lips "You ever want to feel these lips again, I would suggest you wipe that smirk off your face." she said before smiling. Yusuke had a lusty look in his eyes and his smirk was gone "Good boy." she said before dipping her head for a chaste kiss.
"What are you doing to my sister?"
Author: noooootesssss
1) I like this chapter
2) I have no notes
3) but I want to take up space
4) so now I'll stop.