Author: Hello boys and girls and welcome to the special story insert! Now, if you could keep my characters straight then bully for you! You can skip this chapter but be fore worned. Some of these characters havent been introduced into the story yet! So if you want to have a special sneek peek of next chapter stay. Or if you're like me and don't understand WHAT the hell is goin on with all these characters, read this and understand the characters then reread the previous chapters so you can get a clear view in your head.
Jamina: Hold it! You're confused? You're the author!
Author: I DIDN'T CREATE YOU!!! huddles in a corner, rocking back and forth. Then looks at the audience and stops sucking thumb Sorry for the outburst. Keep in mind, I only created…mmm… maybe ¼ of the characters. The rest were created by Chi and Bunny. And MOST of their characters don't have as much info in the bio as mine do so I don't know them as well. Luckily, through the magick of technology i emailed Raye-chan the stats and she mailed them back and cleared up some things! So anyway, onto on to the show!
Setsuna: Yo! I'm Setsuna Luna Hellsing. If you don't know who I am by now you're retarded. (said while smoking)
Author: Setsuna….
Setsuna: I'm around 6"2, I drink and smoke, I'm rude and crude…And I'm smarter than Kurama.
Author: Thank you Sets' for that… inspired intro. Next.
Bunny: I'm Bunny.
Author: (rolls eyes) and?
Bunny: Gimme sweet snow.
Author: (hands over bowl of icecream)
Bunny: I'm 4"9
Setsuna: (cough) short! (cough, cough)
Bunny: (glares at Setsuna) and I have violent tendancies.
Author: Raye?
Raye: Hiya! I'm Raye Hataru Hellsing! I'm 6"1 and I like sugar! But I'm kinda disturbed.
Author: Now to the ones you havent seen in almost all of my fics!
Tempest: My age is 16 in demon years, though only 361 in human years. I'm 5"9, with long fire red and yellow hair and bright green eyes. I'm a Muse by profession and I see, and talk to, dead people. Guns Don't kill people, I do. (smiles)
Author: Ookay. Little bit of trivia? This is in reality my older sister. See what I have to put up with?
Rosa: I am 17 in demon years, 782 in human. I'm 5'4. I have black hair with red high lights. I'm a magic user who weilds a scythe aaaand… I'm not afraid of dying but I'm scared as Hell of Death.
Author: Wow. A slightly normal intro…
Mimi: I'm 18 in demon years (that's 798 in human years). I have brown hair and eyes. My birthday's on June 23. My favorite colour is pink. I use spirit energy…
Author: Stop! No more! You're not aloud that much info!
Mimi: That's not what The Rules say!!
Author: She's dating Takishi who you will meet next chapter… annnnnyway…
Christar: …
Author: Come on Chris! For me (puppy dog eyes)
Christar: 5"6, 16/752, Blackish Blue hair, Blackish Green hair. If you go fast enough can you escape reality?
Author: thank you!
Catty: I have Dark blonde hair and Hazel eyes. I'm 5"6 and I can read your mind O.O. I like video games and skateboards. If it don't have wheels and cant go fast I'm not riding it!
Author: Last chapter you saw (or read rather) her mad skilz. She's dating Dan who is our brother, she's just the girl.
Van: I don't have to do this.
Author: Yes you do or else I'll kick your ass. You may be taller than me but you're still just a boy. My cousin (in reality, though bro here) Van!
Van: sighs 5'7, spiky silver hair, red eyes, control fire and i like video games.
Author: thank you was that so hard?
Pooky: Hi! You can call me Poe if you want to! I'm 5'3, have green hair and eyes, I use magic. And…. Wait… Dude where's my car?
Author: Do you even have a car?
Shorty: I'm 5'6, have blue hair and eyes, I'm 13 in demon years (Pooky's 10) I also use magic! We are all animals at heart!
Author: so true!
B.B.: I'm Blue Bear! I'm 5'7, I have pink hair and blue eyes. I can morph into other animals and I look 12! YAY!
Author: ow. I think you broke the sound barriar.
Bobby:… (pokes author who was rithing in pain)
Author: Oh yeah. This is Silent Bobby! She's 4'9, Has brown hair and green eyes, She doesn't speak… though she does shrug and raise her eyebrow!
Bobby: (shrugs and raises eyebrow)
Author: isn't she cool?
Amy: I have black hair and eyes, I'm five foot seven, my favorite colour is baby blue…
Author: And she's dating Vash… who'll you'll meet eventually
Amy: uh-hu. Now leave me to my hotdogs.
Pheo: I'm 4'6, around 18 looking, have silver blue hair and red eyes with a wing shaped pupil. And Sticks and stones may brake my bones but words can break my soul
Nix: I'm Pheo's friend.
Pheo: come on Nix! You can think of more!
Nix: I'm also 4'6, have black hair with red tips and red eyes with black stripes. I look like I'm 17.
Author: (whispering) Don't tell them this… but if you put their names together it makes Phoenix… O.o o.O
Mina: I'm 6'7
Author: OH MY FREEKING GOD YOUR TALLL!!!
Mina: Like, whatever. I look like 17, I have blonde hair and blue eyes and I like LOVE pink!
Author: (muttering) OMFGeezies she's tall… oh and eventually she dates Jin…Gods she's tall
Dan: I'm six foot. I have brown hair and blue eyes, I look 15 and I'm a JedI!
Author: He dates Catty.
Umi: I'm 4'7
Author: (pokes her) you're short!
Umi: glances at author I didn't see that commin'. I have blue hair and eyes. I control water, And I look about 9.
Author: she's not actually a sister, just Yota's girlfriend.
Yota: I'm 4'5 (braces self)
Author: OH MY FREEKING GOSH YOU'RE A MIDGET!!
Yota: (said quickly) I have red hair and blue eyes, I look about nine And I kill people with swords.
Author: dayum we have short people in our family. Then we have really tall people like Mina and Sets'. Where did they get those genes?
Luna: I'm 5'4, have blue hair and eyes, appear 14, And my power is singing
Setsuna: (pats her on the shoulder) She's not actually our family, just Alex's girlfriend. Which mean she cant boss us around. (sticks out toungue)
Luna: (yelling) If you do that again I'll ground you for a month!!
Setsuna: (goes up to Author) Okie I did what you asked, now hand it over
Author: (hands over vodka) Okay, she's um… Luna.
Alex: I'm 5'9, appear 14, have brown hair and green eyes. I have a spirit dragon!
Author: yes he does. It's cool.
Jamina: 5'7, black hair and brown hair, I appear to be 16, I like Lime green
Author: that's all you've already met. Now onto people you don't know!
Metze: I am 5'4, I have neon green hair and eyes, I appear to be 14, and I like red and black
Author: and he dates Mate!
Mate: I appear to be 14 with black hair, I control roses, and my birthday is April 1.
Author: she's not really related to us, but she is Australian!
Takishi: Hi Groovy dudes and dudettes! I am 3'2
Author: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! THE MIDGETS ARE ATTACKING!!
Takishi: I like LOVE rainbows! I look 12 and I have green eyes.
Author: He's not related to us, he dates Mimi. (whispers) and he's creepy.
Jahna-Alexander: …
Author: I'll give you a new toy if you talk.
Jahna-Alexander: (suddenly has kitty ears and a tail and is in chibi form) I'm 5'8, Have green-blue hair and eyes, I like Ramen and I can turn into a kitty!
Author: Here you go (hands over a flame thrower)
Jahna-Alexander: YAY! (suddenly his kitty ears and tail dissapear) When you die do you think you think your life really does flash before your Eyes? What if you never had a life?
Author: okie. That's everyone thus far. I'm not introducing the 'rents yet cause I don't wanna. I hope this cleared things up a bit! Oh yeah. If you steel any of my characters I will hunt you down and kick your ass. I will cut out your eyes, then your nose, then all your fingers and toes. I WONT cut off your ears because then you can hear every child cry and every woman screem "dear god what is that thing??" If you want to you can ASKKKKKK me and I'll let you use one if you REALLLY REALLLY like it but in every chapter that he/she is in you must mention that he/she is mine. I don't really think that you'd steal them or anything like that but I'm paranoid by nature sooo…. Yeah. This chappy is DONE. Hope it helped!