Setsuna and Yusuke

Setsuna pulled herself up into a sitting position. "That was fun, let's do that again!"

"How about not." groaned Yusuke.

"You alright, mates?" asked a concerned voice above them.

"Don't worry about them Metze, knowing my sister she probably caused the explosion." a cross voice explained.

"Hey I know that voice!" said Setsuna, looking up. "Metze and Mate, what the hell are you doing here?" In front of them stood a thirteen year old girl with long black hair and green eyes. She had on a long emerald green skirt with a button up velvet green shirt that covered her five foot two frame. Black boots covered her feet. Her face was pouting in a thoughtful expression.

The thirteen year old boy beside her had neon green hair and eyes, which stood out on his dark skin. He was only a tiny bit taller than her and was wearing black Goth pants, complete with straps and chains, and an Ozzy shirt.

Slightly behind them stood a very short seven year old, measuring in only about three foot two. He had dark hair with a type of star pattern and melon green eyes. He was wearing yellow bellbottoms and a tie-dye shirt.

Beside him, looking out of place, was a man with green-blue spiked hair and matching eyes. He was around five foot eight and had a very slight tan. He was wearing jeans and a white t-shirt under a black trench coat. He had an eyebrow and lip piercing as well as a few on his ears. His feet were covered in Harley boots.

"And Takashi and Jahna-Alexander! What are you guys doing here?" asked Setsuna pleasantly as she stood. From the wrecked building behind her, another explosion sounded. "Or maybe we should save pleasantries for later."

In the Cave

"Well, well what do we have here?" a voice said from the roof. Everyone's head turned simultaneously to see a man floating in air. The man had very long white hair and looked obviously Hispanic. He had on a metal breastplate that fit snugly to his chest. His legs were covered in leather, his shoes tall and stiff boots. He wore a dark cape that made his long hair stand out in contrast. His eyes were dark as night. A sword graced his hip.

"Who the hell are you?" demanded Van.

"Me? I am Armand!" DUN-DUN-DUUUUUN!

Everyone's head whipped around. "You have a sound track?" asked Bunny, raising an eyebrow. "That's kind of stupid."

Armand's eyes narrowed and he said with utmost seriousness "You are just jealous you were not graced with a body such as mine."

Everyone sweat dropped. "Um is he crazy?" Mimi asked Rosa.

"The question is does he really expect us to fight him. Wouldn't he cry if he broke a nail?" Rosa whispered.

"SILENCE! YOU WILL COWER IN MY PRESENCE LIKE THE FLEAS YOU ARE!" he bellowed.

"Excuse you?" Raye said miffed. "Who are you callin' a flea?"

"Oh Snap, he's in for it now!" B.B. smiled.

In the Greek Arena

The group all spun around, seeing a figure step out of the shadows. He was wearing a gray trench coat, closed over pinstripe pants. He was wearing a fedora, pulled down to hide his eyes. In his hands was a cigarette. He threw it to the ground then pushed back the fedora, revealing bright green eyes and a smile. "So I was sent here to kill you. You want to get on with it?"

Everyone did an anime fall. "That's it? Aren't you people supposed to do the whole witty repartee thing?" Pheo looked dumbfounded.

"Well I thought the dramatic entrance would be enough. You want to talk a bit first?" He said, still smiling.

"Why are you working for the dark side? And what does the dark side want with my family?" Dan demanded.

"The dark side?" the man in the fedora looked Dan over. "Oh you mean Star Wars! I was more of a Humphrey Bogart man myself. In fact that's my name. I'm Bogart. Nice to meet you."

"Nice to meet you too." said Mina amiably. Catty reached over and smacked her in the back of the head. "Ow!" Mina cried.

"You're not supposed to make nice with the enemy!" Complained Catty.

"Oh don't worry, I'm a generally nice guy, besides this is only my day job. I'm really a Mystery writer. But being an evil dude pays more right now."

During his speech more and more sweat drops appeared on the heads of the Hellsing family.

In the Haunted House

"And how do you suppose we do that if we don't even know where the bad guy ass is?" asked Yota.

"Um… follow the tracks until we find the control station?" suggested Alex.

"Good idea!" said Shorty, starting off.

"Um what about everyone else here?" asked Luna, indicating the humans.

"I'll take care of it." Jamina waved her hand and the group of frightened preteens disappeared. Everyone looked at her and she explained "I transported them outside of the ride."

"But still in this world right?" Umi asked.

"Of course." Jamina said crossly.

"Just making sure." Umi said, trying to smooth away the anger.

They began walking the tracks. The only light was the flash light and three witch lights in the colours of lime green, blue and orange that Jamina, Shorty and Pooky conjured.

Noise sounded in the distance and Shorty grabbed hold of Pooky. "Was that thunder?" she asked, frightened.

"That can't be, it wasn't storming earlier" said Pooky.

It sounded again, closer. Shorty squealed "It is thunder!"

"It's fine. It's just noise. Ignore it.

"Did it suddenly get hot in here?" asked Umi.

Everyone stopped for a second. "Yeah." Luna said wearily. "It is getting a bit warm.

"What the hell is going on here?" Alex asked to no one in particular. "Something is happening and I am not liking it."

Author: Notes

1) Metze and Mate are Raye's characters

2) Takishi is Bunny's

3) Jahna-Alexander is mine.

4) Armand amuses the hell out of me

5) Raye has split personality disorder. One minute she's the sugar-hyped child but if you get her angry… well… run like hell…

6) I 3 Bogart. I want one so badly. He's awesome